User:Brightstar Shiner

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Revision as of 15:04, 11 February 2007

subject: Oh Brightstar, where art thou?

Dear Brightstar,
Where on earth are you?! I need your input on {insert some talk page here} and I don't know what to do because you haven't made any edits for days and I don't know where you are!

Sincerely,
Some user on some page

]Well some user, I'm sorry for making you a nervous wreck, but if you sent this between February 10th and 17th, I just happen to be on vacation then and can't use my trusty laptop that I make almost all edits to the wiki on. Where am I vacationing, you ask? It's...CANCUN, BABY!!! So while my friends are at school and you guys are at the wiki, I'll be slurping smoothies by the beach every day for a week.

Getting a tan,
Brightstar Shiner

Hi, I'm Brightstar Shiner! Welcome to my userpage. If I had to pick one word to describe myself it would probably be...Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Brightstar. They both fit. You can usually find me on talk pages and things like that. I don't like it when people state the same Strong Bad quote twice or more in one discussion topic. That ticks me off. Other than that, I am a very friendly person.

So I guess it's sorta obvious that I like Japan, huh?

Basic Stuff

HRWiki:Userboxes

TEEN This user is 13 years old.

This user thinks Senor Cardgage is very strange.

This user owns a Star T-shirt.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3, but hathn't everybody?

This user is faster than Kid Speedy.

LEFT This user is left handed

F! This user is on the HRWiki Frappr map.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

MEH? This user can understand Cheat Talk, but she's certainly not having a userbox that says that.

This user wants to be the guy too. How does that work if I'm a girl?

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt. He needs a haircut.

EM This user has an Email address, but she’s not telling you what it is. My email here is enabled, though.

B-DAY This user's birthday is August 24, just like Homestar’s!

This user has sick days like...constantly. It's annoying.

Real Name: Mary Lee

Home: Ohio, USA

Age: 13

Sense of Humor: Dry

Likes: Art, jazz music, Japan, manga, video games, books, movies, proper grammar

Dislikes: sports (except hockey and badminton, the ones I'm relatively good at)

Favorite Kind of Cheese: Smoked Gouda...yum...no wait! It's Brie! Brie...yuuuuummmm....

Opinion of Sbemail Talk Page Arguments: Apparently, almost every single one must consist of as many related H*R quotes as humanly possible, while being productive, swift, meaningful, and civil at the same time.

Ex: Grood. Now that all the fun facts have been foreallysolved, we can (A) wash where the sun don't shine, (B) drop our grapes on the reformat, and (C) uncover that cheat!

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Hail the clay-bell-type Homestar!! (I made this in Art class last year)

Top 5 Favorite Characters

5. Homsar

4. Strong Sad

3. The Cheat

2. Homestar Runner

1. And my #1 favorite character iiiiiisss...Strong Bad!

I also took that "Which H*R Character Are You?" thing and I'm Homestar. Hmm...I wanted to be Strong Bad, but this be 'kay...I guess.

Other Things

Favorite Wiki Users: It's dot com, Qermaq, AbdiViklas, (all nice people), Unme93 (best friend, but she left the wiki), Stux, TheYellowDart (nice guys that I don't know in person, but consider to be my friends).

H*R memorabilia I have currently: Original Big White Star T-Shirt, Strong Bad Sings CD, and Stop Sign Keychain

Things I'm proud of:

• Creating the Integral Article page. It was a featured article! I'm so proud!

• Creating the jumbo/LARGE page, but now it's a redirect to road trip. Oh well.

• Reformating the HRWiki:Deletion Policy article.

• Helping greatly <cough>doing all the work</cough> on the Songs By Character page.

• Working on the Songs category as a whole.

• Doing various minor edits like spelling.

• Contributing to new sbemail pages and anything else I can poke myself into.

• Getting a score of 3478 on the wikipediholic test. I kind of exaggerated, but my "real" score would still be around 2500-3000. That's creepy...

• Having an extremely large vocabulary for a 13 year old. People have said I talk like a scientist. Sometimes I do.

• Being on the wiki for over a year now. That's cool; at least I think so....

Troll Count: This page has been vandilized twice by WoW clones.

My Signature: -Brightstar Shiner

Some Quotes

The Homestar Runner: This picturemadrawin' looks surspicious.
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Strong Bad: No foolin', man. That stuff is G-E-W-D gewd.
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Homestar: That costume makes your butt look big!
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Strong Bad: Oh no, these grapes are suculently crushing my windpipe. Oh, but they're seedless! (chomp, chomp, chomp)
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Strong Sad: Look, you can tell me.

Homestar Runner: I can't!

Strong Sad: Oh, come on, what is it?

Homestar Runner: I'm... pregnant!

Strong Sad: No... no, you're Homestar. Runner. The male.
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And uh...

• So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
  

• Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!
  

• That's "screen door on a submarine", you dork.
  This is part of a dialogue, but I cut the rest out. Can you guess it?

These are all movie quotes. If you can tell me what movie each one of them is from and who said the quote, you get cupcakes! If the time between this posting and the correct response is more than one month, you get stale cupcakes! Oh, and don't use Google or another search engine. That's cheating. Huzzah!!

This time's hint: All quotes are from some of my favorite movies. Good luck guessing them! ^_~

Previous winners (or "those who have recieved cupcakes"):

1. It's dot com
2. ISTC
3. TheYellowDart—(t/c) twice
4.  Loafing a few times
5. Stux a few times

P.S.

Just so you know, my philosophy is to be nice to everybody. If I yell at you in a talk page or something for some reason, I'll most likely go back and apologize. If I don't.....well don't take it personally because I probably just forgot all about it.

P.S.S.

The pen is mightier than the sword if it is sharpened to a fine point, dipped in deadly poison, and thrown from ten feet away. But seriously, you're better off with a sword.