User talk:President Cold One

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Current revision as of 05:55, 1 November 2006

I'm not really NEW around here, but this is the first time I've posted an edit of any kind using a username here on the HRWiki. My biggest contribution thus far was the Coach Z Easter Egg from Halloween Potion-ma-jig.

Anyways, hello everyone.

Cheat Commandos! Rock, rock on!

[edit] How Do YOU Deal With the Office Dullard?

Here's a method I came up with, similar to one of Strong Bad's.

Keep a cell phone on your desk, programmed to your office number and extension, if you have one. Whenever the office dullard approaches, press the "Send" button on your cell phone. This will cause your office or cubicle phone to ring. Answer it, then pretend you just answered the phone and are talking to someone very important. Since the dullard will have heard the phone ring, he won't be able to think you're bluffing, as long as you make your end of the conversation sound natural.

Another variation of the theme is to have it programmed to the dullard's phone number. That way, he'll hear HIS phone ring and will have to run all the way back to his office/cubicle to answer it. Make sure you hang up your cell phone before he gets there.

So, there's mine. Now, what's YOUR method for dealing with the Office Dullard?

I ususally just tell them I am doing research on what the world might be without any hypothetical situations. I R F 20:59, 18 November 2005 (UTC)

I turn into Mr. Hyde and murder them. Then skip town. So far, I think Seattle is my 2542th city I've lived in. — _talk Bubsty _edits 03:03, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

I put a paper-maché head on my shoulders and take a nap while they blather away. Trey56 05:55, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Images

We use PNG format for images around here instead of JPG, to avoid compression artifacts. Although you obviously know what you're doing, since you uploaded and linked to an image and all that, I'm gonna go ahead and hit you wit' my welcome template, since it has all the choicest, most helpful links in one place. The relevant part, in particular, is HRWiki:Standards#Screenshot.

[edit] Welcome!

DELETED!

Thanks, AbdiViklas, but I already saw that one.

[edit] An electronic answer to your inquiry!

The Factory Buffoon, eh? Stop

Yes, the factory buffoon is clever foe. Stop

But Sir Strong Bad is clever...er! Stop

The factory buffoon can be dealt with in 2 different manners. Stop

1: Keep his mouth full with Sir Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders! Stop

Or 2: Have the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Stop

Either of those two strategies should keep the factory buffoon out of your domecile for good! Stop

Dapperly yours, Sir Strong Bad

[edit] An electronic reply to your request!

Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?

[edit] Strong Bad typemails

I've noticed you have made several edits to the transcripts of strong bad emails saying run_strongbad_email.exe to it. Since this is actually a fairly big change if it's in every email, I'm thinking you should discuss whether you should continue with it and if others think it's a good idea. I personally think it is a pretty good amount of contribs, and I think it's a good idea, so if everyone else likes this, than good job. Seriously ^(Talk) 01:48, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Um, I strongly suggest putting this discussion on the Strong Bad Email talk page. That would be the best place fr the discussion. Also, you don't have to leave a response to somebody's comment on their talk page, you can post it here to. I'll still know when you've responded. Seriously ^(Talk) 19:57, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Page Suggestion.

I'm currently attempting to come up with a list of "butt referrences," as butt referrences abound so much in the Homestar Runner Universe that they can almost be considered a running gag in and of themselves. Any suggestions?

We have Buttdance already, so no need to document those. Best advice is to be bold and begin. And there's a chance someone will mark it "to be deleted", which just means there'll be discussion on the Talk page as to whether we need the page or not. Don't take it personally if it ends up going down the drain. I see longtime users get pages deleted after discussion. So I say go ahead and try it. Use on of the similar running gags pages as a guide for setting it up. - Qermaq - (^T/C)  03:18, 4 April 2006 (UTC)