No Hands On Deck!

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Homestar decides to build a deck... with ''galvanized nails!''
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''{A newspaper headlining Homestar's plans for a deck is shown.}''
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 16:29, 14 August 2006

Toon Category: Shorts
watch Summer Short Shorts Strong Bad Sings
"I'ma go build a deck!"

Homestar decides to build a deck... with galvanized nails!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Cardboard Marzipan, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Sad

Places: Marshmallow's Last Stand, The King of Town's Castle, The Stick, Marzipan's House

Date: August 14, 2006

Running Time: 3:07

Page title: Homestar Decker-Slaney!

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{Homestar is sitting at a table, opposite the cardboard-cutout rendering of Marzipan, using a string to make her talk, like a puppet. Homestar pulls on the string.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {glaring at Cardboard Marzipan} Look, girl-thing-across-from-me, I gotta level with you, {leaps up from his seat} I'ma go build a deck!

{Homestar races off, then appears under the table.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} I gots to find me a new man.

{Cut to The King of Town eating something from a blue bowl}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {runs up} Hey, King of Town!

KING OF TOWN: {coughs up a remote control}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna build a deck!

{Cut to The Cheat at The Stick knitting a ball of orange yarn}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {leans out from behind The Stick} The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!

{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom Pom is filming him with a video camera, and a boom mike is over is head.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I am the Deckeman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!

{Cut to Strong Sad under the sheets on his bed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {pokes out from under the sheets} Oh. Hi, Strong Sad. Um, not sure how I got in here. I'll just... go back the way I came. {disappears under the sheets}.

STRONG SAD: I have got to get my perscription changed.

{A newspaper headlining Homestar's plans for a deck is shown.}

Fun Facts

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