No Hands On Deck!

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''{We open to a shot of a diner, with Homestar Runner manipulating Cardboard Marzipan using a string}''
''{We open to a shot of a diner, with Homestar Runner manipulating Cardboard Marzipan using a string}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' That's how you feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Look girl sitting across from me! I gotta level with you. ''{jumping up}'' I'm gonna go build a deck! ''{runs offscreen, his beanie instantly appears from beneath the table again manipulating the string}''  
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Look girl sitting across from me! I gotta level with you. ''{jumping up}'' I'm gonna go build a deck! ''{runs offscreen, his beanie instantly appears from beneath the table again manipulating the string}''  

Revision as of 16:06, 14 August 2006

Toon Category: Shorts
watch Summer Short Shorts Strong Bad Sings
"I'll just go build a deck!"

Homestar decides to build a deck... with galvanized nails!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Cardboard Marzipan, The King of Town, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z

Places: Marshmallow's Last Stand, The King of Town's Castle, The Stick, Marzipan's House, Strong Sad's Room, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand

Date: August 14, 2006

Running Time: 3:07

Page title: Homestar Decker-Slaney!

Transcript

{We open to a shot of a diner, with Homestar Runner manipulating Cardboard Marzipan using a string}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as Cardboard Marzipan} And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's awful?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angrily} Look girl sitting across from me! I gotta level with you. {jumping up} I'm gonna go build a deck! {runs offscreen, his beanie instantly appears from beneath the table again manipulating the string}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as cardboard Marzipan} I gots to find me a new man.

{Cut to The King of Town eating something from a blue bowl}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {runs up} Hey, King of Town!

KING OF TOWN: {coughs up a remote control}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna build a deck!

{Cut to The Cheat at The Stick knitting a ball of orange yarn}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {leans out from behind The Stick} The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!

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