Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
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*The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters. | *The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters. | ||
**When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on. | **When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on. | ||
| + | ***At the end Cheerleader's shirt says Coolier than Thou, which is a reference to Metallica's Holier than Thou. | ||
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Revision as of 20:20, 19 September 2004
Contents |
Summary
The girls reminisce on when they were toddlers.
Features: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Tompkins
Page Title: Diaper School Grads!
Transcript
Narrator Strong Bad: Teeny tiny girl squad! Cheerleader {fattycakes}, So and So {Polite and Boring}, What's Her Face {Lice and More!}, The Ugly One! {boy or girl?} and Tompkins.
{Music cuts out}
So and So and The Ugly One: Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?
The Ugly One: One Inch!
So and So: Two Inch!
The Ugly One: Three Inch!
So and So: Four Inch!
The Ugly One: Uh, thats as high as I can count.
{Music comes back on}
What's Her Face: I can count to G!
Cheerleader: That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!
What's Her Face: Here comes Tompkins.
Tompkins: Listen up you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down into some snake water?
The Ugly One: Tompkins, how do you be so short?
Tompkins: Heck, I'm taller than you.
All: TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!
Tompkins: Waaahh!
{Tompkins runs off as the claw of Mrs. Commanderson swoops down}
Narrator Strong Bad: AGGH! GRAGH! ...he died somehow.
{The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic Style podium with the caption 'Torso takes Silver'}
{Cut back to the four girls}
What's Her Face: Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
So and So: Poor guy never made it out of training pants.
Cheerleader: Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!
{Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that has obviously fallen into the sandbox}
So and So: Looks like you dropped it in the sand.
Cheerleader: No, I just dipped it in salt!
What's Her Face: Thats grosser than gross.
Cheerleader: Yeah? well my house has a hundred bafrooms!
So and So: You mean your parent's house?
The Ugly One: You mean two bafrooms?
Cheerleader: NO! ITS MINE! ITS A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!
{Large man in a singlet appears going down the slide}
Narrator Strong Bad: *random grunting* squished.
So and So: She led a full life.
What's Her Face: She led a full stomach.
{Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.}
Narrator Strong Bad: BRRRIIINNNG!
The remaining three girls: NAPTIME!!
{Mrs. Commanderson appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.}
The Ugly One: Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.
Mrs. Commanderson: EERRAAAK!!
{Cut to modern times}
All: Look at how much we've grown!
{The guy with the large mouth awaits at the bottom of the screen.}
Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S OVER!!
Easter Eggs
- As usual, clicking on the O in "It's over!" shows an egg, this one of Mrs. Commanderson introducing Thomas to the class.
- Clicking on the exclamation point in "It's over!" displays Mrs. Commanderson with two of the Cheat Commandos, as appropriate music plays. The song goes...
"Mrs. Commanderson, she's some kind of bird-reptile. And she teaches Pre-K"
Fun Facts
- The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters.
- When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on.
- At the end Cheerleader's shirt says Coolier than Thou, which is a reference to Metallica's Holier than Thou.
- When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on.
