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Dear Malik and Marquez,<br>
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Strong Bad is a funny character, no argument there.<br>
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But for the love of Suudsu, please include more than<br>
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Don't draw any Mohammed cartoons,<br>
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Davey Jones, Washington DC<br>
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=='''''[[User_talk:Thesmokingmonkey/Archive_1|MONKEY ARCHIVE #6]]'''''<small>*</small>==
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:::'''ACH!''' '''E.L.,''' hey - I haven't checked this in a while, but I'll take a look. I can't promise anything, but the article is over the line, I see what I can do. {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 11:51, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
:::'''ACH!''' '''E.L.,''' hey - I haven't checked this in a while, but I'll take a look. I can't promise anything, but the article is over the line, I see what I can do. {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 11:51, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
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Listen up, you [[User:Seriously|puerile]] [[User:The thing|applejohns]], give it a rest. Things are different [http://www.uncyclopedia.org there] than here - this is a site devoted to chronicling a comedy site, and Uncyclopedia is devoted to mocking everything on this green earth. If you can't take a joke, I'll bet you can't make a joke, either. And, with apologies to [[User:It's dot com|Dot com]], I'm going to exercise the liberty and freedom given to me by the President here on my own talk page to rewrite the "discussion" as I see fit (for the original idle chat see the original wikicode for this page, and for a definition of ''parody'' consult a dictionary).
 
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===Seriously and the Thing: A Rainy Afternoon===
 
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:<!-- Yeah, seriously. That's why I vandalized that page, like, 7 times. I apologize for that, of course, it's just that it really angered me at the time. --> 1 4m 1337 haXXOr OMG!!!!111!ONE11 1 V4nDiLi2'D [http://www.uncyclopedia.org]!11!!!1! {{User: Seriously/sig}} 17:27, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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::<!-- Look what I did [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=HRWIKI&diff=547386&oldid=546330]-->. JA U PwN n00bs OMGROFL i DO'Ed it T00 n00bs--{{User:The thing/sig}} 17:29, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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:::<!-- Dude, I'm sorry I ever got that thought into my head&mdash;AVENGE ME, THE THING! 1 WAS BLOCKED! AVENGE ME!!!! -->TeH Unclyip3di4 be uB3R SuXX 4VINGE ME, THE THING! 1 WAS B70CKED! AVInGE ME!!!!{{User: Seriously/sig}} 17:31, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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:::::<!-- Hop on IRC for a minute. I got some frickin' sweet stuff to tell, the thing. --> 14M 1337 {{User: Seriously/sig}} 17:43, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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::::::<!-- Can't ever do it again they blocked me forever.--> j00 R 1337!!11!!1 --{{User:The thing/sig}} 17:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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<!-- :::::::What is IRC? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 17:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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::::::::Go to [[Hrwiki: IRC channel|This page.]] Go to the link chat.hrwiki.org. Then sign up. and quick. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 17:46, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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:::::::::You only got blocked for three days. That's alright. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 17:47, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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::::::::::It wont let me Go on IRC. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 17:50, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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:::::::::::What am I suppose to type? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 17:55, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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::::::::::::Whatever you want to be called. When you're on, type /join #hrwiki  and then it'l bring you to the channel. {{User: Seriously/sig}}
 
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:::::::::::::It isn't working. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 19:07, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
 
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::::::::::::::Then you need to download it. Whatev. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:12, 18 February 2006 (UTC) -->
 
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<!-- ::::::::::::::::Well yes, I shouldn't have vandalized those pages, ''but'' you already know about that. As for the thing, as you can see, I said myself that he should not do what I did. The IRC thing, well, that's not gonna happen for a while, apparently. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 20:57, 18 February 2006 (UTC) -->
 
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:<blockquote>'''Normal Users'''<br>75% of HRWiki users fall into this category. ''Normal'' users is somewhat of a misnomer, as these are people who voluntarily choose to document a website. Like, not a movie,  or a celebrity, or a television show, or a book. Like, holy crap, a website. Normal HRWiki users are all "[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|gnomes]]" and aspire one day to be sysops, which they will never be. These folks actually know what [[The Cheat]] is saying and delight in organizing, re-organizing, and re-re-organizing things until they are "just right" and then re-organizing them again.</blockquote>
:<blockquote>'''Normal Users'''<br>75% of HRWiki users fall into this category. ''Normal'' users is somewhat of a misnomer, as these are people who voluntarily choose to document a website. Like, not a movie,  or a celebrity, or a television show, or a book. Like, holy crap, a website. Normal HRWiki users are all "[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|gnomes]]" and aspire one day to be sysops, which they will never be. These folks actually know what [[The Cheat]] is saying and delight in organizing, re-organizing, and re-re-organizing things until they are "just right" and then re-organizing them again.</blockquote>
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:::I would like to say that The thing was the one who bragged about trolling, and that I fully apologize for what I did. Second, I don't entirely take kindly to being made fun of, while I understand the discussion was irrelevant to you and you can do anything on your talk page. I would say I would go so far as to alert an admin, but I think that would be way too irrational, and if it wasn't, it seems that dot com is on your side anyway. But besides my indignancy at your remake of this discussion, I'd also like to thank tou for redoing that uncyclopedia article, as it was the reason I trolled in the first place. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:04, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
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::::And yes, I ''do'' know what parody means, if you thought i was stupid to know. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
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:::::Seriously, you may have said you were sorry once someone called you on it, but please don't pretend that you <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Seriously&direction=next&oldid=262419 never bragged]</span>. Dave, I have to admit Seriously has a point. Would you please revert or remove the above thread. Thanks. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:31, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
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::::::Yeah, I'm being hypocritical. At least I regret it. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:34, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
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<nowiki>*</nowiki><small>What happened to the other five archives, you ask? Curiously, they have been eaten by a grue. Grues do that, you know. </small>
<nowiki>*</nowiki><small>What happened to the other five archives, you ask? Curiously, they have been eaten by a grue. Grues do that, you know. </small>

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MONKEY ARCHIVE #6*

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Uncyclopedia

Hi man! You are a member of that wiki, right? Have you seen the article about us? I know it's a parody wiki, but why center around the vandals? I don't have problem about the 30 year olds arguing with childern, which is kinda true. But the part inviting people to troll? Bugh! Can you please fix it? — Elcool (talk)(contribs) 16:55, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

ACH! E.L., hey - I haven't checked this in a while, but I'll take a look. I can't promise anything, but the article is over the line, I see what I can do. THE SMOKING MONKEY 11:51, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

UM13s

Ha ha! That term is priceless! I may steal it someday (without giving credit). I also like what you did with the conversation above, which, strangely, is much better than the original. I commented out my, er, comments there, because they seemed too serious in light of the revised wording. (For those of you wondering, I told Seriously and The thing to take their private chat somewhere besides a third party's user space, and I expressed my embarrassment that anyone, especially someone from here, would vandalize a wiki and then brag about it.) By the way, Dave, I'm sure you know this but I'll say it anyway: We don't like blocking people here; recently it just seems people are going out of their way to try and get blocked. Keep on tranglin'! — It's dot com 17:16, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Ahoy, Ben, glad you liked the article and the new acronym. I decided, hey, if anyone had a good idea of the workings of HRWiki and how to lampoon them, it'd be me. Especially since the one that was there was mean. And stupid. Stupid and mean. You guys don't deserve that, so I did my best to fix it.
The "banning" theme struck me as a great comedy vein - I do know how the wiki was crippled not too long ago by that auto-vandal or whatever that NMSC thing was, and there are certainly enough clowns trolling through here that need to be banned. No argument there. But you have to agree, HRWiki: You Might Not Get Banned! is a great slogan. Well, I'm off to mock the elderly, keep on tranglin' yourself, THE SMOKING MONKEY 18:53, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
I did notice that quite a bit of the article was dead-on accurate. I thought that kind of thing was frowned upon over there. ;) All four of the user subcategories are funny (and eerily true), but I especially like the following one. — It's dot com 19:26, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Normal Users
75% of HRWiki users fall into this category. Normal users is somewhat of a misnomer, as these are people who voluntarily choose to document a website. Like, not a movie, or a celebrity, or a television show, or a book. Like, holy crap, a website. Normal HRWiki users are all "gnomes" and aspire one day to be sysops, which they will never be. These folks actually know what The Cheat is saying and delight in organizing, re-organizing, and re-re-organizing things until they are "just right" and then re-organizing them again.


*What happened to the other five archives, you ask? Curiously, they have been eaten by a grue. Grues do that, you know.
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