Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship

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Homestar Runner and Marzipan, although officially dating, have a rather tenuous relationship, as has been evidenced several times. Homestar frequently insults Marzipan (although he may not realize that he is doing so), and Marzipan occasionally treats Homestar with contempt. Occasionally, they even break up or mention breaking up. But they always end up together again.

Appearances

Homestar offending Marzipan

• Homestarloween Party: Homestar chooses to stand next to Bubs instead of Marzipan and has her stand next to Strong Bad.
• The Luau: Homestar skips out on Marzipan's luau, telling Strong Bad that it was terrible.
• Where's The Cheat?: Homestar says, "Hey, Stupid!" to Marzipan.
• The Best Decemberween Ever: Homestar says Marzipan's gift ideas are terrible and that he doesn't even want to see what she got him.
• Email date: An entire Strong Bad Email about an unsuccessful date with Homestar and Marzipan.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig: In the Tofu Homestar ending, Homestar tells Marzipan, "That costume makes your butt look big."
• Happy Fireworks: Homestar tells a cardboard version of Marzipan to shut up.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0: Homestar calls Marzipan "kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie."

Marzipan offending Homestar

• Marzipan's Character Video: Marzipan says that she and Homestar are one hot item when she says they are, after which she sometimes says "And today we are not."
• Sensitive to Bees: After Homestar says Marzipan can tell people that he sang with her, she responds, "No thanks!"
• Fall Float Parade: Marzipan is unsympathetic to Homestar's plight of being stuck in a pile of swee-atshirts.

Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up

• Pumpkin Carve-nival: Marzipan says she's breaking up with Homestar after he gives her pumpkin last place (although she learns later that it was really Strong Bad dressed as Homestar who gave her last place).
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2: Homestar breaks up with Marzipan on her answering machine because he believes that she told him to "go away and pick up sticks". He later realizes that this is untrue and seeks to cover up his rash message.
• lady...ing: Marzipan asks if she's broken up with Homestar yet, and he replies, "Yeah, a couple times."
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig: In the Cycloptic Homestar ending, Marzipan tells Homestar "I don't think you have to worry about dating anyone from now on," to which Homestar responds, "Hooray!"
• Store: In the third Store Thank You Message, Homestar tells Marzipan to go away, and she responds, "All right, broken up."

Marzipan Preferring Fake Homestars over Real Homestars

• The Luau: Marzipan prefers Tofu Homestar.
• Where's The Cheat?: Marzipan speaks to Homestar Jr. and ignores the real Homestar.
• do over: Marzipan hangs out with The Cheat dressed in a bad Homestar costume.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig: All of Homestar's alternate forms at the end except his cycloptic form impress Marzipan (at least at first).