Teen Girl Squad Issue 7

From Homestar Runner Wiki

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
m
(→Transcript)
Line 7: Line 7:
== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
 +
 +
'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' Teeny tiny girl squad! Cheerleader {fattycakes}, So and So {Polite and Boring}, What's Her Face {Lice and More!}, The Ugly One! {boy or girl?} and Tompkins.
 +
 +
{''Music cuts out''}
 +
 +
'''So and So and The Ugly One:''' Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?
 +
 +
'''The Ugly One:''' One Inch!
 +
 +
'''So and So:''' Two Inch!
 +
 +
'''The Ugly One:''' Three Inch!
 +
 +
'''So and So:''' Four Inch!
 +
 +
'''The Ugly One:''' Uh, thats as high as I can count.
 +
 +
{''Music comes back on''}
 +
 +
'''What's Her Face:''' I can count to G!
 +
 +
'''Cheerleader:''' That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!
 +
 +
'''What's Her Face:''' Here comes tompkins.
 +
 +
'''Tompkins:''' Listen up you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down into some snake water?
 +
 +
'''The Ugly One:''' Tompkins, how do you be so short?
 +
 +
'''Tompkins:''' Heck, I'm taller than you.
 +
 +
'''All:''' TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!
 +
 +
'''Tompkins:''' Waaahh!
 +
 +
{''Tompkins runs off as the claw of Mrs. Commanderson swoops down''}
 +
 +
'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' AGGH! GRAGH! ...he died somehow.
 +
 +
{''The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic Style podium with the caption 'Torso takes Silver'''}
 +
 +
{''Cut back to the four girls''}
 +
 +
'''What's Her Face:''' Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
 +
 +
'''So and So:''' Poor guy never made it out of training pants.
 +
 +
'''Cheerleader:''' Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!
 +
 +
{''Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that has obviously fallen into the sandbox''}
 +
 +
'''So and So:''' Looks like you dropped it in the sand.
 +
 +
'''Cheerleader:''' No, I just dipped it in salt!
 +
 +
'''What's Her Face:''' Thats grosser than gross.
 +
 +
'''Cheerleader:''' Yeah? well my house has a hundred bafrooms!
 +
 +
'''So and So:''' You mean your parent's house?
 +
 +
'''The Ugly One:''' You mean two bathrooms?
 +
 +
'''Cheerleader:''' NO! ITS MINE! ITS A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!
 +
 +
{''Large man in a singlet appears going down the slide''}
 +
 +
'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' *random grunting* squished.
 +
 +
'''So and So:''' She led a full life.
 +
 +
'''What's Her Face:''' She led a full stomach.
 +
 +
{''Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.''}
 +
 +
'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' BRRRIIINNNG!
 +
 +
'''The remaining three girls:''' NAPTIME!!
 +
 +
{''Mrs. Commanderson appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.''}
 +
 +
'''The Ugly One:''' Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.
 +
 +
'''Mrs. Commanderson:''' EERRAAAK!!
 +
 +
{''Cut to modern times''}
 +
 +
'''All:''' Look at how much we've grown!
 +
 +
{''The guy with the large mouth awaits at the bottom of the screen.''}
 +
 +
'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' IT'S OVER!!
== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==

Revision as of 22:47, 15 September 2004

Contents

Summary

The girls reminisce on when they were toddlers.

Features: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Tompkins

Page Title: Diaper School Grads!

Transcript

Narrator Strong Bad: Teeny tiny girl squad! Cheerleader {fattycakes}, So and So {Polite and Boring}, What's Her Face {Lice and More!}, The Ugly One! {boy or girl?} and Tompkins.

{Music cuts out}

So and So and The Ugly One: Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?

The Ugly One: One Inch!

So and So: Two Inch!

The Ugly One: Three Inch!

So and So: Four Inch!

The Ugly One: Uh, thats as high as I can count.

{Music comes back on}

What's Her Face: I can count to G!

Cheerleader: That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!

What's Her Face: Here comes tompkins.

Tompkins: Listen up you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down into some snake water?

The Ugly One: Tompkins, how do you be so short?

Tompkins: Heck, I'm taller than you.

All: TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!

Tompkins: Waaahh!

{Tompkins runs off as the claw of Mrs. Commanderson swoops down}

Narrator Strong Bad: AGGH! GRAGH! ...he died somehow.

{The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic Style podium with the caption 'Torso takes Silver'}

{Cut back to the four girls}

What's Her Face: Tompkins crinkled when he walked.

So and So: Poor guy never made it out of training pants.

Cheerleader: Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!

{Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that has obviously fallen into the sandbox}

So and So: Looks like you dropped it in the sand.

Cheerleader: No, I just dipped it in salt!

What's Her Face: Thats grosser than gross.

Cheerleader: Yeah? well my house has a hundred bafrooms!

So and So: You mean your parent's house?

The Ugly One: You mean two bathrooms?

Cheerleader: NO! ITS MINE! ITS A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!

{Large man in a singlet appears going down the slide}

Narrator Strong Bad: *random grunting* squished.

So and So: She led a full life.

What's Her Face: She led a full stomach.

{Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.}

Narrator Strong Bad: BRRRIIINNNG!

The remaining three girls: NAPTIME!!

{Mrs. Commanderson appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.}

The Ugly One: Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.

Mrs. Commanderson: EERRAAAK!!

{Cut to modern times}

All: Look at how much we've grown!

{The guy with the large mouth awaits at the bottom of the screen.}

Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S OVER!!

Easter Eggs

  • As usual, clicking on the O in "It's over!" shows an egg, this one of Mrs. Commanderson introducing Thomas to the class.
  • Clicking on the exclamation point in "It's over!" displays Mrs. Commanderson with two of the Cheat Commandos, as appropriate music plays.

Fun Facts

  • The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters.
    • When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on.

External Links

Retrieved from "http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_7"
Personal tools