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'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, yes, thank you, and as always, tonight. In neighborhood news, ''{a picture of a porch with Halloween decorations zooms in on the right side of the screen with the caption "OBSCENE WEEN?"}'' residents are up in no arms about some seasonal decorations. While they were out looking at Halloween ''decor'', ''{the picture of the porch zooms to cover the whole screen}'' they got ''more'' than they bargained ''for''. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, yes, thank you, and as always, tonight. In neighborhood news, ''{a picture of a porch with Halloween decorations zooms in on the right side of the screen with the caption "OBSCENE WEEN?"}'' residents are up in no arms about some seasonal decorations. While they were out looking at Halloween ''decor'', ''{the picture of the porch zooms to cover the whole screen}'' they got ''more'' than they bargained ''for''. | ||
- | ''{The camera does a quick pan to reveal that there is an animatronic statue of the | + | ''{The camera does a quick pan to reveal that there is an animatronic statue of the Jibblies Painting also on the porch, accompanied by green lights and fog. The background music from [[Jibblies 2]] plays through a speaker.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in he-e-ere! |
''{The music stops. Cut to angry Homestar Runner, labeled as "Concerned Citizen", in front of a front door.}'' | ''{The music stops. Cut to angry Homestar Runner, labeled as "Concerned Citizen", in front of a front door.}'' | ||
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'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' It's just a lot of fun. I love Halloween! And I like to have a lot of ''fun'' as I've said! I don't think there's anything wrong with getting a little jibblie this time of year. Do you? 'Cause I don't, as I've said! Why I remember getting the jibblies ''myself'' each year when I was a kid. Let's get it right now! Hit me, creeptake! ''{knocks the statue, which lights up as the fog and music begins}'' | '''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' It's just a lot of fun. I love Halloween! And I like to have a lot of ''fun'' as I've said! I don't think there's anything wrong with getting a little jibblie this time of year. Do you? 'Cause I don't, as I've said! Why I remember getting the jibblies ''myself'' each year when I was a kid. Let's get it right now! Hit me, creeptake! ''{knocks the statue, which lights up as the fog and music begins}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in he-e-ere! |
'''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' Wha-hoh! A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! Oh, what a thrill! Oh, as I've said! Oh-ho-ho! | '''MUSTACHIOED HOMESTAR:''' Wha-hoh! A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie! Oh, what a thrill! Oh, as I've said! Oh-ho-ho! | ||
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''{Cut to The Cheat, who is wearing a witch's hat, carrying a trick-or-treat bag, and singing while walking up to the front porch. When he stops, he makes The Cheat noises to the cadence of "Trick or treat!" Pan over to the statue as the music resumes.}'' | ''{Cut to The Cheat, who is wearing a witch's hat, carrying a trick-or-treat bag, and singing while walking up to the front porch. When he stops, he makes The Cheat noises to the cadence of "Trick or treat!" Pan over to the statue as the music resumes.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{subtitled}'' I totally just ate your cat. |
''{Cut back to The Cheat.}'' | ''{Cut back to The Cheat.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to a close-up of the statue.}'' | ''{Cut to a close-up of the statue.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{subtitled}'' I've been inside your house... What is with that wallpaper? |
''{Zoom in closer on the gargoyle's face.}'' | ''{Zoom in closer on the gargoyle's face.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{subtitled}'' Later on tonight I'm going to creep outside your window and slowly peel a single potato! |
''{Cut to an extreme close-up of The Cheat's face, then quick cut to a zoomed-out shot.}'' | ''{Cut to an extreme close-up of The Cheat's face, then quick cut to a zoomed-out shot.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to a zoomed-out shot, revealing the statue right next to him. The music resumes.}'' | ''{Cut to a zoomed-out shot, revealing the statue right next to him. The music resumes.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come... on... in he-e-ere!! |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Aaaaahhhhh!! ''{while running offscreen}'' Jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie... | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Aaaaahhhhh!! ''{while running offscreen}'' Jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie... | ||
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' That's it for tonight's news. |
''{The Cheat holds the sign up, and Strong Bad comes back onscreen, still dealing with the jibblies.}'' | ''{The Cheat holds the sign up, and Strong Bad comes back onscreen, still dealing with the jibblies.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' "Action Cool News. We're investiga-awesome!" |
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