Place Ya Bets!
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| - | *Despite Strong Sad's claim of there being a 20% chance of the next emailer being named [[Dan]], only 10 of the previous emails - roughly 5% - were sent by a Dan (or a | + | *Despite Strong Sad's claim of there being a 20% chance of the next emailer being named [[Dan]], only 10 of the previous emails - roughly 5% - were sent by a Dan (or a derivative thereof). |
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Revision as of 10:51, 17 September 2008
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The Deleteheads wager on what will happen in Strong Bad Email 200.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad
Places: Strong Sad's Room
Date: Monday, September 15, 2008
Running Time: 1:30
Page Title: Hot Action? Big Numbers?
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Transcript
{open to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is standing next to a chair and in front of a table with a notebook on it, and wearing his Deletehead hat. An archway to a hall is to his left}
STRONG SAD: {rhythmic clapping in background} Everybody's just gonna feel sorry for ya. I mean {starts to pat belly in time with clapping} I do.
{clapping stops}
STRONG SAD: Please be seatèd, delete heads. {chair scoot noises as Strong Sad sits} Now let's get right down to it! Sbemail 200 wagers, place ya bets! Place ya bets! {Strong Sad pounds the table with his fist as he speaks}
{cut to the other side of the table. Strong Mad and The Cheat are sitting down, and the cinder block is on the table. All three are wearing Deletehead hats}
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG SAD: The Cheat's got fifty bucks says the Lappy doesn't make it out of email 200 alive! Any takers? Any takers?
{cut back to opposite side}
STRONG MAD: DOUBLE DOWN!
STRONG SAD: Okay, hot money, hot money, big movers! {pounds table} Dan! We got a twenty percent chance this email's gonna be from a guy named Dan! Who wants in? {looks around quickly as he speaks} Anybody? Nobody? Hot action? Big numbers? No? Moving on! Homestar's got half a G on {looks at notebook} Strong Bad not making it out alive?
{cut to Homestar, holding a bundle of red candles with a drawing of a clock face taped to them, resembling a homemade bomb}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Homestar quickly hides his "bomb" under the table} I dunno nothing about nothing.
STRONG BAD: {standing in doorway, holding a crate labelled Last week's clams with a box labelled Cat noses on top of it} Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?
STRONG SAD: Uh, gambling?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG MAD: HORSES!
STRONG BAD: Well I can tell you right now you're all way off! {walks away} Or I got fifty bucks that says you guys will continue to suck no matter what I do.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {ominous music, Homestar pulls his homemade "bomb" out from under the table} We'll just see about that, old buddy, old pal. We'll just see. {zoom in on Homestar}
STRONG SAD: {music stops abruptly} Homestar, are those just candles with a drawing of a clock taped to them?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, um. Sorry guys, I gotta catch this invisible secret elevator. {Homestar slowly lowers himself below the table, stopping before his hat disappears} Boooooo.
STRONG SAD: How much you wanna bet he stays down there all week?
{The New Paper comes down, it reads Place your bets, people!}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- "G" is slang for $1,000 (a grand), making half a G $500.
- "Double Down" is a term in Blackjack meaning to double one's bet at any point after the initial cards have been dealt, and take exactly one more card.
Trivia
- Strong Sad's notebook reads:
- Meeting
- Pledge
- Wagers
- Fruit Dip
- Eyebrow Notions
Remarks
- Despite Strong Sad's claim of there being a 20% chance of the next emailer being named Dan, only 10 of the previous emails - roughly 5% - were sent by a Dan (or a derivative thereof).
Inside References
- Strong Sad is singing Everybody to the Limit in the intro to the meeting.
- The Deleteheads first appeared in fan club.
- The Cheat predicts the death of the Lappy.
- Strong Sad mentions Dan.
- Homestar had half a G that Strong Bad doesn't make it through SBEmail 200 alive.
- Homestar appears to want to kill Strong Bad.
- Homestar's line "I dunno nothing about nothing." was previously uttered by Bubs in Lookin at a Thing in a Bag.
- Homestar previously imitated an elevator in the same manner in Flashforward.
- Strong Sad tells the Deleteheads to be seatèd.
