User:Arwyn

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Contents 1 The Autobiography of the Arwyn 2 Current Status with the ladymakes 3 The Arwyn Bottom 10 4 Notice to Seasoned HRWiki-ites

[edit] The Autobiography of the Arwyn

My name is Dustin. I live in Toledo, OH with my wife and three kids. I'm in the US Coast Guard and am currently editing wiki from somewhere in the Middle East. I've been addicted to Homestar Runner for... well... ever. (Or at least since 20x6.) I've even gotten my two year old addicted to the periodic sbemail. Well, I hope to make some contributions around here. Please mind the mess as I slowly acquire the skills needed to code effectively.

[edit] Current Status with the ladymakes

I am married to a bigger nerd than I. And thankfully she doesn't go around picketing the neighbor's lappy.

[edit] The Arwyn Bottom 10

• 10) Shoe-shine kids - Oh yea, they seem harmless enough... but that glint in their eye when they bite that nickle you give them after they polish your Hollywood Boulevards to perfection... pure evil.
• 9) The Homestarmy - Yea, I'm probably going to get stoned on this one, but I have a few reasons for this:
  • a) I make it a point never to associate myself with a Popcorn Maker War Hero
  • 2) Any group with Strong Sad is a group least likely to enjoy my company. (This may change in the future. Updates at 11.)
  • §) I had four bucks and Pom Pom wouldn't float me a buck. From here on out, I hereby deem Pom Pom 'Tightywad Bubbleman'.
• 8) Bears - Yes, St. Stephen of Colbert hearkened correctly when he declared them 'Godless Killing Machines'. Never trust a bear. Yogi bear, doubly so.
• 7) Point Seven Still Under Construction
• 6) Point Six Still Under Construction
• 5) Point Five Still Under Construction
• 4) Point Four Still Under Construction
• 3) Point Three Still Under Construction
• 2) Point Two Still Under Construction
• 1) Point One Still Under Construction

[edit] Notice to Seasoned HRWiki-ites

Hopefully I'll have the opportunity to chat with every one of you. In the meantime, please excuse any mess I may leave in my wake. I will strive to grasp this environment a little better and in the interim, have a little fun. Cheers!