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<line start="169" end="247" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">One day after sports practice, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking dejected.</line>
<line start="271" end="297" speaker="coachz">Hey, what's the problem there, Homestar?</line>
<line start="298" end="387" speaker="homestar">Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understaaaaand the laaaadies.</line>
<line start="388" end="438" speaker="coachz">Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my orffice.</line>
<line start="439" end="464" speaker="coachz">So, tell me what's the matter.</line>
<line start="465" end="534" speaker="homestar">Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't what to get her!</line>
<line start="535" end="603" speaker="coachz">Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play.  </line>
<line start="604" end="670" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! </line>
<line start="671" end="738" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so youse can score!</line>
<line start="739" end="773" speaker="homestar">BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.</line>
<line start="774" end="818" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Don't just get her a flower. </line>
<line start="819" end="873"><coachz voiceover="voiceover">Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! </coachz><sfx>goat bleats</sfx></line>
<line start="874" end="915" speaker="coachz">That way she knows how much she means to yahs!</line>
<line start="916" end="951" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Coach!</line>
<line start="952" end="958" speaker="sfx">tires squeal</line>
<line start="969" end="1093"><theannouncer voiceover="voiceover">And so he thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...until finally...</theannouncer><sfx>clock ticking</sfx></line>
<line start="1094" end="1163"><homestar>I think I has the solution! The Yello Dello!</homestar><sfx>alarm rings</sfx></line>
<line start="1169" end="1270" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Found only in north-eastern Potamia, the Yello Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon.</line>
<line start="1274" end="1324" speaker="sfx">Yello Dello theme starts</line>
<line start="1325" end="1393" speaker="homestar">OK, you guys, we're about to embark on a very serious journey. </line>
<line start="1394" end="1479" speaker="homestar">I can't promise you it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really.</line>
<line start="1488" end="1543" speaker="homestar">But you guys will do it because you're my friends, right?</line>
<line start="1544" end="1569" speaker="homestar">OK, any questions?</line>
<line start="1570" end="1584" speaker="strongsad">I have a question—</line>
<line start="1585" end="1607" speaker="homestar">OK, let's go!</line>
<line start="1608" end="1657" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And so they traveled many miles...</line>
<line start="1658" end="1691" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Encountered many dangers...</line>
<line start="1692" end="1738" speaker="sfx">Pitfall sound effect</line>
<line start="1758" end="1816" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Until at last they reached their destination.</line>
<line start="1817" end="1876" speaker="strongsad">Oh I don't know Homestar, that looks really dangerous.</line>
<line start="1877" end="1930" speaker="homestar">Ah, come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1931" end="1975" speaker="strongsad">Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really—</line>
<line start="1976" end="2011" speaker="homestar">Right, right. We do it for Marzipan.</line>
<line start="2025" end="2081" speaker="marzipan">My birthday, my birthday, it's almost my birthday. Yeah yeah yeah...</line>
<line start="2082" end="2089" speaker="marzipan">Oh!</line>
<line start="2090" end="2107" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Marzipan.</line>
<line start="2108" end="2140" speaker="marzipan">Oh hi, Strong Bad. Are those my oven mitts?</line>
<line start="2141" end="2211" speaker="strongbad">What? No! These are my training gloves...probably... </line>
<line start="2212" end="2273" speaker="strongbad">Uhh, anyways, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello Dello for your birthday.</line>
<line start="2274" end="2288" speaker="marzipan">Yello Dello?</line>
<line start="2289" end="2316" speaker="strongbad">You wanna know what I got you?</line>
<line start="2317" end="2331" speaker="marzipan">My oven mitts?</line>
<line start="2332" end="2377" speaker="strongbad">NOTHING!</line>
<line start="2383" end="2414" speaker="marzipan">Oh, my very own Yello Dello!</line>
<line start="2415" end="2441" speaker="marzipan">She can assist me with my gardening!</line>
<line start="2544" end="2556" speaker="homestar">HELLO! <span style="visibility:hidden">YELLO! DELLO! DELLO!</span></line>
<line start="2557" end="2571" speaker="homestar">HELLO! YELLO! <span style="visibility:hidden">DELLO! DELLO!</span></line>
<line start="2572" end="2586" speaker="homestar">HELLO! YELLO! DELLO! <span style="visibility:hidden">DELLO!</span></line>
<line start="2587" end="2622" speaker="homestar">HELLO! YELLO! DELLO! DELLO!</line> 
<line start="2623" end="2662" speaker="homestar">All right, you guys, any ideas?</line>
<line start="2663" end="2686" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2687" end="2728" speaker="homestar">Uhm, I kinda wanted to take him alive, Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="2729" end="2752" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2753" end="2769" speaker="strongsad">I have an idea—</line>
<line start="2770" end="2820" speaker="homestar">OH! OH! OH! I have the best idea! You guys stay here.</line>
<line start="2833" end="2885" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—</line>
<line start="2942" end="2959" speaker="homestar">OK, that didn't work.</line>
<line start="2960" end="2968" speaker="strongsad">I have an idea—</line>
<line start="2969" end="2986"><strongsad>I have an idea—</strongsad> <homestar>Uhm...</homestar></line>
<line start="2987" end="3001" speaker="homestar">sooo...</line>
<line start="3002" end="3019" speaker="strongsad">I have an idea-</line>
<line start="3020" end="3037" speaker="homestar">Let me think...</line>
<line start="3038" end="3054" speaker="strongsad">I have an idea—</line>
<line start="3055" end="3082" speaker="homestar">...of what to try...</line>
<line start="3083" end="3100" speaker="strongsad">I have an idea—</line>
<line start="3101" end="3113" speaker="homestar"></line>
<line start="3114" end="3123"><strongsad>I ha—</strongsad> <homestar>OH! </homestar></line>
<line start="3124" end="3166" speaker="homestar">OH! OH! I've got an even BETTER idea!</line>
<line start="3174" end="3228" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—</line>
<line start="3282" end="3327" speaker="homestar">OK. Uh, Pom Pom, hand me that gun.</line>
<line start="3328" end="3451" speaker="strongsad">Uh, wait, Homestar, I really have an idea that I think will work and we won't have to shoot the Yello Dello with that gun.</line>
<line start="3452" end="3498" speaker="homestar">Oh, Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?</line>
<line start="3499" end="3539" speaker="strongsad">Oh, I've been here pretty much the whole time.</line>
<line start="3540" end="3580" speaker="homestar">Oh I bet you have. Let's hear your idea.</line>
<line start="3583" end="3641"><homestar sfx="sfx">groans</homestar><pompom>bubbles</pompom><strongsad sfx="sfx">groans</strongsad></line>
<line start="3643" end="3700" speaker="strongsad">Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Dello, I don't mean to bother you. </line>
<line start="3701" end="3806" speaker="strongsad">I just wanted to tell you a story about a little, grey, fat kid that nobody liked.</line>
<line start="3807" end="3862" speaker="strongsad">And the little grey fat kid had two horrible brothers.</line>
<line start="3863" end="3951"><strongsad>In fact, there was this one time where they took his underpants and filled it with bologna.</strongsad><homestar sfx="sfx">snores</homestar><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="3952" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">And then there was the time they took the only thing precious to him in the whole world, his journal...</line>
<line start="4031" end="4127" speaker="strongsad">and they read his poems aloud to all the children and they laughed and laughed...</line>
<line start="4128" end="4139" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">snoring</line>
<line start="4140" end="4157" speaker="homestar">Huh?</line>
<line start="4158" end="4185" speaker="strongsad">And the little grey fat kid was—</line>
<line start="4186" end="4225" speaker="homestar">I think that's enough, Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="4226" end="4276"><strongsad>And the little grey fat kid was—</strongsad><homestar>Strong Sad... Strong Sad!</homestar></line>
<line start="4277" end="4296" speaker="strongsad">Sorry.</line>
<line start="4303" end="4357" speaker="homestar">Ok, uhm... nice work you guys. </line>
<line start="4358" end="4452" speaker="homestar">Uhm... let's uh... let's go... um... home.</line>
<line start="4468" end="4514" speaker="marzipan">I'm getting the Yello Dello... yeah yeah yeah...</line>
<line start="4536" end="4583"><all>Happy birthday!</all><strongbad>Happy freakin' birthday!</strongbad></line>
<line start="4600" end="4640" speaker="marzipan">Oh, how awful! Homestar, how could you?!</line>
<line start="4661" end="4694" speaker="marzipan">This is the worst birthday I've ever had...</line>
<line start="4712" end="4749" speaker="">Gee, whaddya think her problem was?</line>
<line start="4755" end="4821" speaker="homestar">I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies!</line>
<line start="4822" end="4878" speaker="sfx">game over music from Pitfall plays</line>
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