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    <line start="15" end="86" speaker="strongbad">So innocent and email-free.... That's you 'n me.</line>
    <line start="94" end="146" speaker="strongbad">"Hey, yo there Strong Bad! I was wondering why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey."</line>
    <line start="150" end="211" speaker="strongbad">"Did you save his life one time and now he has to repay you? Steve, Victoria, BC"</line>
    <line start="218" end="258" speaker="strongbad">BC? Whoa! This is an old freakin' email.</line>
    <line start="266" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Most of the emails I get are ADs. And the occasional JD. Wow.</line>
    <line start="337" end="421" speaker="strongbad">I wonder if it was written on, like, a stone tablet. Or maybe some, uh, papyrus.</line>
    <line start="424" end="467" speaker="strongbad">Anyhow... No, Steve, The Cheat is a good lackey because he</line>
    <line start="471" end="494" speaker="strongbad">"knows what's best" and</line>
    <line start="495" end="528" speaker="strongbad">"doesn't want to get left by the side of the road during a thunderstorm"</line>
    <line start="532" end="556" speaker="strongbad">or "taped to Pom-Pom again."</line>
    <line start="564" end="588" speaker="strongbad">It probably also has to do with the fact that I</line>
    <line start="591" end="626" speaker="strongbad">"treat him like a brother that's not Strong Sad" instead of a</line>
    <line start="629" end="676" speaker="strongbad">"little yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes."</line>
    <line start="684" end="732" speaker="strongbad">I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering The Cheat</line>
    <line start="738" end="769" speaker="strongbad">"thinks pencil shavings are legal tender."</line>
    <line start="774" end="782" speaker="strongbad">Check it out...</line>
    <line start="841" end="849" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="860" end="866" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="867" end="905" speaker="strongbad">I'll pay you all these precious pencil shavings</line>
    <line start="909" end="948" speaker="strongbad">if you go pilfer me a cantaloupe from Marzipan's melon patch.</line>
    <line start="956" end="963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="969" end="1016" speaker="strongbad">Ahhhh, look at him go. So excited, so naive...</line>
    <line start="1017" end="1024" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1025" end="1079" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, supa soivice! Thanks man. You can go back to whatever you were doin'.</line>
    <line start="1083" end="1095" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1096" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">Oh, right. Your "payment." Here ya go!</line>
    <line start="1134" end="1146" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1150" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">Awwww, that's almost adorable...</line>
    <line start="1182" end="1215" speaker="strongbad">Now, what am I gonna to do with all my tons of new stuff?</line>
    <line start="1224" end="1265" speaker="strongbad">Sharp pencil...and a can-ta-loo-pay.</line>
    <line start="1275" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">The possibilities are endless!</line>
    <line start="1307" end="1349" speaker="strongbad">I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe.</line>
    <line start="1428" end="1459" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, and then if I jammed the cantaloupe on the end of the pencil...</line>
    <line start="1467" end="1510" speaker="strongbad">Hey everybody look! It's Doreauxgard! How ya doin', Doe?</line>
    <line start="1516" end="1562">
        <doreauxgard>Hey, there, Mister Strong Bad! Well, I'm fine, last couple days though...</doreauxgard>
    <line start="1569" end="1600" speaker="bubs">Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!</line>
    <line start="1605" end="1611" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
    <line start="1635" end="1647" speaker="bubs">What's this malarkey?</line>
    <line start="1650" end="1659" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1676" end="1721" speaker="bubs">Well, if it's on the sign... Nice doin' business witchya!</line>
    <line start="1777" end="1810">
        <doreauxgard>Hey, there, Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency.</doreauxgard>
    <line start="1812" end="1869">
        <doreauxgard>You missed your last payments. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up!</doreauxgard>
    <line start="1870" end="1890" speaker="bubs">Oh, dag! You found me!</line>
    <line start="1955" end="1987" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Forgot about that one! I mean...</line>
    <line start="1991" end="2012">
        <doreauxgard>Sure is some niiice graffiti!</doreauxgard>
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