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    <line start="15" end="78" speaker="strongbad">Ladies and gentlemen. I give you...a-da sbe-mail.</line>
    <line start="83" end="125" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering if you have ever thought of a children's book,"</line>
    <line start="128" end="194" speaker="strongbad">"what it was about, and what kind of words did you try to teach the kids. Your fan, Steve"</line>
    <line start="198" end="235" speaker="strongbad">Never mind. I'm not even gonna touch that one.</line>
    <line start="237" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I wrote a children's bük. Who hasn't?</line>
    <line start="274" end="355" speaker="strongbad">I mean, kids can barely read as it is so how hard can it be to write for them? The book I wrote is called</line>
    <line start="359" end="400" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>Everyone is Different</em>. So here we go.</line>
    <line start="401" end="442" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everyone is different. No two people are the same.</line>
    <line start="454" end="505" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about 5 seconds.</line>
    <line start="518" end="580" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio.</line>
    <line start="596" end="637" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people wears glasses. Beth looks like a dude.</line>
    <line start="648" end="693" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.</line>
    <line start="702" end="773" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people have braces. Some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the Raiders.</line>
    <line start="785" end="841" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has.</line>
    <line start="854" end="924" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people have a Southern accent, and those are hot. Trisha is a severe hottie.</line>
    <line start="933" end="1020" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.</line>
    <line start="1028" end="1115" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awwwww.</line>
    <line start="1138" end="1181" speaker="strongbad">So there's-a my bük. Pretty good, eh Steve?</line>
    <line start="1188" end="1332" speaker="strongbad">And the words that we taught the kids were, um, fangoriously, gelatinous, and um, linebacker.</line>
    <line start="1335" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">You know, education at its finest.</line>
    <line start="1370" end="1413" speaker="strongbad">Well, some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich.</line>
    <line start="1418" end="1448" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad needs to go get an ice cream sandwich.
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