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<line start="25" end="79" speaker="strongbad">I am going to check my email.</line>
<line start="80" end="93" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad,</line>
<line start="94" end="133" speaker="strongbad">"I want to have the bestest halloween costume ever this year.</line>
<line start="134" end="161" speaker="strongbad">"How can I make a Strong Bad costume?</line>
<line start="162" end="205" speaker="strongbad">"With crap, Ben from Ohio University."</line>
<line start="206" end="238" speaker="strongbad">Well Ben, I couldn't agree with you more.</line>
<line start="239" end="259" speaker="strongbad">You dress up like me this year...</line>
<line start="260" end="321" speaker="strongbad">and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet.</line>
<line start="322" end="340" speaker="strongbad">But I digress.</line>
<line start="341" end="368" speaker="strongbad">On to the costume...</line>
<line start="369" end="405" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We'll demonstrate on stupid over here.</line>
<line start="406" end="416" speaker="homestar">Hello!</line>
<line start="417" end="438">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">First, paint your head red.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="438" end="447">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">First, paint your head red.</strongbad>
<sfx>slap!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="448" end="470" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then, take your shirt off...</line>
<line start="471" end="494">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">to expose your manly chest.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="495" end="504">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">to expose your manly chest.</strongbad>
<homestar>Oh!</homestar>
<sfx>sproing!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="505" end="529" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Next, get some boxing gloves,</line>
<line start="529" end="531" voiceover="voiceover">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Next, get some boxing gloves,</strongbad>
<sfx>poof!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="531" end="535" voiceover="voiceover">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">or if you don't have boxing gloves,</strongbad>
<sfx>poof!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="536" end="556" voiceover="voiceover">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">or if you don't have boxing gloves,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="557" end="570" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">oven mitts will do.</line>
<line start="571" end="580" voiceover="voiceover">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">oven mitts will do.</strongbad>
<sfx>ding!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="581" end="629" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Next, duct tape some aluminum foil to some twine.</line>
<line start="630" end="644" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And finally,</line>
<line start="645" end="682" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">get your mom to make you a Strong Bad costume.</line>
<line start="683" end="718" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You'll be the belle of the ball.</line>
<line start="719" end="747" speaker="homestar">I'm a belle!</line>
<line start="762" end="789" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so until next time,</line>
<line start="790" end="820" speaker="strongbad">who put the "ween" in "Halloween"?</line>
<line start="821" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I don't know.</line>
<line start="837" end="855" speaker="strongbad">Probably you.</line>
<line start="856" end="891" speaker="strongbad">...you freakin' weirdo!</line>
<line start="892" end="909" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line> </transcript>
