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   <line start="15" end="81" speaker="strongbad">This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.</line>
   <line start="93" end="147" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad! Have you ever considered writing a biography on your life?"</line>
   <line start="150" end="193" speaker="strongbad">"I think it would be a very cool idea since everyone likes you anyway."</line>
   <line start="198" end="208" speaker="strongbad">That's true!</line>
   <line start="211" end="296" speaker="strongbad">"I mean, no one wants to read about a boring person, like Strong Sad, or anything like that. Dan from Pennsylvania."</line>
   <line start="298" end="324" speaker="strongbad">Wait a minute... lemme check something...</line>
   <line start="345" end="405" speaker="strongbad">No way! No misspellings, a good idea, made fun of Strong Sad...</line>
   <line start="412" end="481" speaker="strongbad">Don't get me wrong, Dan, I mean, I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email!</line>
   <line start="487" end="546" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna print this thing out and save it for posterity. Maybe a little prosperity.</line>
   <line start="578" end="650" speaker="strongbad">Well, Dan, you big, dumb moron. I've actually already begun work on my memoirs.</line>
   <line start="651" end="730" speaker="strongbad">It's a new books-on-tape series called "Words I Probably Said" by Strong Bad. Let's take a listen.</line>
   <line start="749" end="810" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">—and Reg had the ball at the top of the key, and I was all like, "I'm open! I'm open!"</line>
   <line start="811" end="857" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But somebody musta slipped him some drugs or something before the game because he didn't see me</line>
   <line start="858" end="901" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and he passed it to the Deke instead and the Deke SLAM-DUNKED IT!</line>
   <line start="902" end="937" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, it was my greatest moment on the court!</line>
   <line start="938" end="1004" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I was trying to high-five everyone in sight but there was a lot of commotion and excitement and...</line>
   <line start="1009" end="1046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a—</line>
   <line start="1047" end="1068" speaker="strongbad">Oop! We'll skip on ahead here.</line>
   <line start="1069" end="1108" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">—and she was a very, very special lady.</line>
   <line start="1112" end="1151" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And she loved me so much and had skinny blonde hair</line>
   <line start="1154" end="1196" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and was always hanging out at the beach, gazing at a photo of me...</line>
   <line start="1198" end="1255" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Too bad when she had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on.</line>
   <line start="1259" end="1310" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you.</line>
   <line start="1312" end="1344" speaker="strongbad">That was a true part! Let's skip ahead again.</line>
   <line start="1352" end="1371" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">—but the Cheat couldn't stop laughing</line>
   <line start="1372" end="1416" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and I didn't know what the big deal was until I saw the piece of paper...</line>
   <line start="1422" end="1483" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I just about lost it! Milk and cookies shot out of my nose!</line>
   <line start="1488" end="1535" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh! It was a great idea. And it just might work!</line>
   <line start="1536" end="1601" speaker="strongbad">And it did work! All right, that's enough. You heard enough... of my secrets.</line>
   <line start="1607" end="1640" speaker="strongbad">So, you get the picture. I mean it's gonna be great.</line>
   <line start="1643" end="1673" speaker="strongbad">People will listen to it when they go on roadtrips.</line>
   <line start="1674" end="1712" speaker="strongbad">Maybe play it on their Walkman when they go jogging in the park.</line>
   <line start="1716" end="1758" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I bet it'll make people wanna run faster because of how good it is.</line>
   <line start="1764" end="1793" speaker="strongbad">That thing could double as one of those weightloss tapes.</line>
   <line start="1805" end="1837" speaker="strongbad">Okay. Take it away, The Paper!</line>
   <line start="1846" end="1864" speaker="strongbad">Preeeeeeeeowwwww...</line>
   <line start="1877" end="1915" speaker="strongbad">Come on. Preeeeeeowwwwweeee.</line>
   <line start="1926" end="1933" speaker="strongbad">What's the d—?</line>
   <line start="1934" end="1969" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Musta been a paper jam.</line>
   <line start="1976" end="2034">
    <kingoftown>Keep movin'! Work off the weight! This is a new beginning for the KoT! Oof!</kingoftown>
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6">—and Reg had the ball at the top of the key, and I was all like, "I'm open! I'm open!"</strongbad>
   <line start="2035" end="2076">
    <kingoftown>Keep movin'! Work off the weight! This is a new beginning for the KoT! Oof!</kingoftown>
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6">But somebody musta slipped him some drugs or something before the game because he didn't see me</strongbad>
   <line start="2077" end="2090">
    <coachz>This is a dark day for track and field.</coachz>
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6">and he-</strongbad>
   <line start="2091" end="2116">
    <coachz>This is a dark day for track and field.</coachz>
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