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   <line start="15" end="75" speaker="strongbad">Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!</line>
   <line start="80" end="90" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,"</line>
   <line start="96" end="104" speaker="strongbad">Hey!</line>
   <line start="108" end="149" speaker="strongbad">"I was wondering what you do with the emails that don't get showed on the weekly email."</line>
   <line start="152" end="199" speaker="strongbad">"Dan Chase, Aurora, Illi-nwah" Ahh... </line>
   <line start="212" end="301" speaker="strongbad">Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and <em>thousands</em> of near unreadable emails I get every day?</line>
   <line start="307" end="323" speaker="strongbad">I like to mix it up!</line>
   <line start="324" end="374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sometimes I give them to The Cheat for filing. And archiving.</line>
   <line start="375" end="384" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="385" end="410" speaker="strongbad">No man, that's a short.</line>
   <line start="411" end="420" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="421" end="502" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the email addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements.</line>
   <line start="512" end="566" speaker="strongbad">Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!</line>
   <line start="570" end="607" speaker="bubs">Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!</line>
   <line start="612" end="677" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanese art of paper-folding.</line>
   <line start="689" end="733" speaker="strongbad">So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?</line>
   <line start="742" end="823" speaker="strongmad">THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!</line>
   <line start="824" end="840" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah, that's great, man.</line>
   <line start="847" end="857" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">sniffs</line>
   <line start="858" end="878" speaker="strongbad">Incredible likeness.</line>
   <line start="886" end="927" speaker="strongbad">But mostly the emails I don't use just get...</line>
   <line start="932" end="952" speaker="strongbad">A-digga...<span style="visibility:hidden"> a-digga... a-digga-digga... a-digga... a-diggity...</span></line>
   <line start="953" end="967" speaker="strongbad">A-digga... a-digga... <span style="visibility:hidden">a-digga-digga... a-digga... a-diggity...</span></line>
   <line start="968" end="986" speaker="strongbad">A-digga... a-digga... a-digga-digga...<span style="visibility:hidden"> a-digga... a-diggity...</span></line>
   <line start="987" end="1002" speaker="strongbad">A-digga... a-digga... a-digga-digga... a-digga...<span style="visibility:hidden"> a-diggity...</span></line>
   <line start="1002" end="1008" speaker="strongbad">A-digga... a-digga... a-digga-digga... a-digga... a-diggity...</line>
   <line start="1011" end="1030" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY</line>
   <line start="1031" end="1055" speaker="strongbad" volume="2.0">A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!!</line>
   <line start="1069" end="1080" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
   <line start="1083" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus... majorus.</line>
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