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<line start="36" end="84" speaker="strongbad">Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. </line>
<line start="93" end="158" speaker="strongbad">"What's up with Homsar? I know he's weird and all, but don't you think we deserve to know a bit more about him?"</line>
<line start="161" end="227" speaker="strongbad">"I think you should do an interview so we can finally find out what his deal is. Kerrek, PA"</line>
<line start="228" end="315" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, that's a pretty cool name! And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.</line>
<line start="333" end="368" speaker="strongbad">My good Kerrek, you might enjoy such an encounter,</line>
<line start="370" end="407" speaker="strongbad">but I know I can't talk to that guy for more than about 3 seconds</line>
<line start="408" end="474" speaker="strongbad">before I start thinking that gnawing my own leg off might be a more better way to spend my time...</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">more... more better.</line>
<line start="508" end="555" speaker="strongbad">Let me show you how it would go down with post-its attached to the top of pens.</line>
<line start="575" end="612" speaker="strongbad">All right, then. For the record, please. Tell us who you are.</line>
<line start="619" end="670">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">as Homsar</strongbad>
<strongbad>DaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="673" end="702" speaker="strongbad">That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make some sense?</line>
<line start="706" end="761">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">as Homsar</strongbad>
<strongbad>AaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="766" end="792" speaker="strongbad">Homsar, tell us about your childhood.</line>
<line start="795" end="858">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">as Homsar</strongbad>
<strongbad>DaAa! I was raised by a cup of coffee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="860" end="892" speaker="strongbad">Interesting. So, how did you end up here?</line>
<line start="897" end="930">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">as Homsar</strongbad>
<strongbad>'Twas the pride of the peaches.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="934" end="978" speaker="strongbad">'Twas the pride of the peaches, huh? You got any last remarks?</line>
<line start="980" end="1043">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">as Homsar</strongbad>
<strongbad>DaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1044" end="1075" speaker="strongbad">Okay, interview over. Commence beating!</line>
<line start="1095" end="1103" speaker="sfx">doorbell rings</line>
<line start="1106" end="1159" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! That'll be the Cheat with my Thai iced tea! Come on in!</line>
<line start="1176" end="1245" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?</line>
<line start="1247" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Um... I can only assume you're talking to me and asking about Strong Sad. He's in the basement.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1382" speaker="homsar">I'm a song from the sixties.</line>
<line start="1383" end="1423" speaker="strongbad">If you don't get down there quick, things could get real ugly around here.</line>
<line start="1539" end="1546" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
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