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   <line start="15" end="41" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm hooome!</line>
   <line start="60" end="96" speaker="strongbad">Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore.</line>
   <line start="102" end="125" speaker="strongbad">And don't need this anymore!</line>
   <line start="133" end="145" speaker="strongbad">For behold...</line>
   <line start="151" end="208" speaker="strongbad">The 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound!</line>
   <line start="209" end="220" speaker="sfx">startup noise</line>
   <line start="230" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Okay, let's get to checking!</line>
   <line start="258" end="333" speaker="strongbad">"strong bad, what would you do if you were invisable for one day???? sin studly17"</line>
   <line start="347" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Well dumb name, this is something I've often thought about myself.</line>
   <line start="397" end="421" speaker="strongbad">And I came to the conclusion that...</line>
   <line start="422" end="470" speaker="strongbad">I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do.</line>
   <line start="475" end="505" speaker="strongbad">So I'd probably just do the kinda stuff I normally do.</line>
   <line start="514" end="540" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, like, steal stuff...</line>
   <line start="561" end="616" speaker="bubs">My chocolates! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said...</line>
   <line start="621" end="638" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...punch stuff...</line>
   <line start="648" end="664" speaker="homestar">Marzipan is late.</line>
   <line start="676" end="686" speaker="homestar">Oh, hey, guys!</line>
   <line start="688" end="693" speaker="homestar">Ooh!</line>
   <line start="711" end="749" speaker="homestar">Owww! Those things are bad for you.</line>
   <line start="750" end="813" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"> stuff...and at the same stuff...</line>
   <line start="819" end="832" speaker="sfx">"Family Feud" buzzer</line>
   <line start="834" end="875" speaker="strongbad">Pwa ha ha ha! Survey says, you're an idiot!</line>
   <line start="879" end="922" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hey, man. Look, I'm sitting here, I'm just invisible, okay?</line>
   <line start="925" end="991" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Brain-for-brains! I'm right here! The floating Swiss Cake Roll is talking to you!</line>
   <line start="998" end="1011" speaker="strongbad">Hey, no— <span style="font-style:italic">{slurred noises of protestation}</span></line>
   <line start="1012" end="1029" speaker="strongbad">WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!</line>
   <line start="1030" end="1102" speaker="strongbad">Ugh! Nevermind. Being invisible is not worth a face full of Strong Mad butt.</line>
   <line start="1113" end="1187" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. I feel like I need to take a shower. I dunno when the last time he washed that singlet was.</line>
   <line start="1194" end="1218" speaker="strongbad">Anyways. Remember, kids!</line>
   <line start="1224" end="1297" speaker="strongbad">Take your vitamins, pretend you're hilarious, and always, always, e-mail Strong Bad.</line>
   <line start="1297" end="1310" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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