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   <line start="15" end="60"><strongbad>This one better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.</strongbad></line>
   <line start="63" end="119"><strongbad>"Hello, Strong Bad, don't you think it would be funny if you glued Strong Sad's hands to his face?"</strongbad></line>
   <line start="120" end="161"><strongbad>"I think it would be... Alex, Medford, New Jersey."</strongbad></line>
   <line start="168" end="191"><strongbad>I'm one step ahead of you, Alex.</strongbad></line>
   <line start="223" end="265"><strongbad>Though I decided to take it in a bit of a different direction.</strongbad></line>
   <line start="277" end="316"><strongsad>Oh, hohoh... Oh, hey, Homestar!</strongsad></line>
   <line start="317" end="372"><homestar>Er, Strong Sad. Why are you touching your buttocks? That's pretty weird.</homestar></line>
   <line start="373" end="388"><strongsad>I can't help it!</strongsad></line>
   <line start="393" end="423"><homestar>Okay, that's <em>really</em> weird.</homestar></line>
   <line start="431" end="457"><strongsad>No, wait, you don't understand!</strongsad></line>
   <line start="477" end="507"><bubs>Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike.</bubs></line>
   <line start="508" end="523"><strongsad>I'm not a lady.</strongsad></line>
   <line start="529" end="550"><bubs>Oh! Whatever.</bubs></line>
   <line start="553" end="579"><strongsad>Augh, this is getting frustrating!</strongsad></line>
   <line start="592" end="629"><strongbad>Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here!</strongbad></line>
   <line start="632" end="670"><strongbad>And uncontrollably grabbing your own butt, I see.</strongbad></line>
   <line start="671" end="705"><strongbad>Oh, don't let me get in the way. Carry on!</strongbad></line>
   <line start="709" end="719"><span style="visibility:hidden"><strongsad>Please, come back!</strongsad></span><strongbad sfx="hai">muffled laughter</strongbad></line>
   <line start="720" end="730"><strongsad>Please, come back!</strongsad><strongbad sfx="hai">muffled laughter</strongbad></line>
   <line start="731" end="740"><strongsad>Please, come back!</strongsad></line>
   <line start="760" end="779"><coachz>'Attaboy, Strong Sad.</coachz></line>
   <line start="780" end="831"><strongsad>Hey, where are you going? You have any solvent?</strongsad></line>
   <line start="832" end="860"><strongsad>...or Goof Off?</strongsad></line>
   <line start="860" end="893"><strongsad>...or Didi Seven?</strongsad></line>
   <line start="894" end="920"><strongsad>Somebody get my hands off my butt!</strongsad></line>
   <line start="930" end="943"><thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper></line>
   <line start="965" end="990"><strongsad>Guys?!</strongsad></line>
   <line start="996" end="1006"><strongsad><em>Owww!<span style="visibility:hidden"> Oh! Ohw! Augh!</span></em></strongsad></line>
   <line start="1007" end="1018"><strongsad><em>Owww! Oh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ohw! Augh!</span></em></strongsad></line>

   <line start="1019" end="1034"><strongsad><em>Owww! Oh! Ohw! <span style="visibility:hidden">Augh!</span></em></strongsad></line>

   <line start="1035" end="1048"><strongsad><em>Owww! Oh! Ohw! Augh! </em></strongsad></line>

   <line start="1049" end="1063"><strongsad><em>Owww! Oh! Ohw! Augh!</em></strongsad>
<strongsad> Okay, you guys!</strongsad></line>

   <line start="1064" end="1088"><strongsad><em>Augh!</em> It's not funny.</strongsad></line>
   <line start="1090" end="1106"><strongsad><em>Augh!</em> I'm kinda...</strongsad></line>
   <line start="1107" end="1139"><strongsad><em>Augh!</em> ...unable to defend myself.</strongsad></line>
   <line start="1140" end="1173"><strongsad><em>Oww! Oh!</em> More so than usual.</strongsad></line>
   <line start="1182" end="1187"><strongsad><em>Oh! <span style="visibility:hidden">O-Ohw! Augh!</span></em></strongsad></line>
   <line start="1188" end="1189"><strongsad><em>Oh! O-<span style="visibility:hidden">Ohw! Augh!</span></em></strongsad></line>
   <line start="1190" end="1194"><strongsad><em>Oh! O-Ohw! <span style="visibility:hidden">Augh!</span></em></strongsad></line>
   <line start="1195" end="1203"><strongsad><em>Oh! O-Ohw! Augh!</em></strongsad></line>
   <line start="1204" end="1217"><thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper></line>
   <line start="1231" end="1249"><strongsad>Augh!<span style="visibility:hidden"> I'm... blind! My prayers have finally been answered.</span></strongsad></line>
   <line start="1250" end="1272"><strongsad>Augh! I'm... blind!<span style="visibility:hidden"> My prayers have finally been answered.</span></strongsad></line>
   <line start="1273" end="1316"><strongsad>Augh! I'm... blind! My prayers have finally been answered.</strongsad></line>
   <line start="1347" end="1402"><strongsad>Oh wait, my hands are just glued to my face.</strongsad></line>
   <line start="1403" end="1422"><strongsad>Oh well, I'll take that.</strongsad></line>
   <line start="1442" end="1490"><strongbad>Oh man, he likes it! Okay, go to plan B!</strongbad></line>
   <line start="1491" end="1500"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
   <line start="1525" end="1538"><thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper></line>
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