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   <line start="15" end="44" speaker="strongbad">This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. 
   <line start="45" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"dear mr bad make a cartoon with only u in it"</line>
   <line start="89" end="145" speaker="strongbad">"and then just u do the commentary crapful geroge"</line>
   <line start="150" end="218" speaker="strongbad">Oh, no way, Geroge. We tried that once. Trust me, man. Bad idea.</line>
   <line start="234" end="270" speaker="sfx">birds chirping</line>
   <line start="274" end="346" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Umm... so this is another part where it's just me. And I'm kinda standing around.</line>
   <line start="347" end="402" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, just standing. I guess I don't do very much.</line>
   <line start="406" end="455" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No wait, I just scratched my head. Yeah, I remember that part.</line>
   <line start="460" end="486" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I totally had to scratch my head then, man.</line>
   <line start="505" end="533" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I can't remember exactly what I was looking at there.</line>
   <line start="534" end="602" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Er, I think it was like a bird, or maybe a cloud that looked like a bird.</line>
   <line start="603" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, like a bird cloud.</line>
   <line start="637" end="704" speaker="strongbad">I dunno. That wasn't so bad actually. You know it's like, all Strong Bad, all the time!</line>
   <line start="708" end="757" speaker="strongbad">But you know what they say, "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing.</line>
   <line start="758" end="795" speaker="strongbad">But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... <span style="visibility:hidden">really, really dumb and bad."</span></line>
   <line start="796" end="837" speaker="strongbad">But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb <span style="visibility:hidden">and bad."</span></line>
   <line start="838" end="852" speaker="strongbad">But too much of an awesome thing is... umm... really, really dumb and bad."</line>
   <line start="866" end="923" speaker="strongbad">All right, so until next time send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap.</line>
   <line start="932" end="945" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
   <line start="974" end="1030" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, this is where I just finished checking my email and I'm just kinda sitting there.</line>
   <line start="1040" end="1073" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, I...I think I was probably staring at my computer screen.</line>
   <line start="1074" end="1099" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, watching those green lines go by.</line>
   <line start="1100" end="1153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'd be like "Whoa, check at these green lines!" You know, they just keep going.</line>
   <line start="1168" end="1218" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Those things could hypnotize you, man. If you watch them long enough.</line>
   <line start="1228" end="1260" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, see! There I go.</line>
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