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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail138.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="87"> <strongbad><em>(singing)</em> Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...</strongbad> </line> <line start="90" end="146"> <strongbad>Da-da-da-da "Dear Strongbad, Does Strongbadia have a space program?"</strongbad> </line> <line start="149" end="185"> <strongbad>"Good jokes, Ryan Raleigh, Not Cool."</strongbad> </line> <line start="190" end="220"> <strongbad>Who <em>doesn't</em> have a space program these days?</strongbad> </line> <line start="222" end="265"> <strongbad>I mean, don't, like, the <em>Italians</em> have a space program?</strongbad> </line> <line start="268" end="289"> <strongbad>Ours is called SBASAF.</strongbad> </line> <line start="291" end="335"> <strongbad>The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil.</strongbad> </line> <line start="337" end="355"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The only problem is<span style="visibility:hidden"> we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo...</span></strongbad> </line> <line start="355" end="385"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The only problem is we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo...</strongbad> </line> <line start="390" end="404"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...and on our orientation filmstrip.</strongbad> </line> <line start="405" end="419"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...and on our orientation filmstrip.</strongbad> <sfx>60's style "computer" noise</sfx> </line> <line start="433" end="522"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">SBASAF is a definitely-for-profit organization, dedicated to the manned taping of aluminum foil to cardboard.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="523" end="523"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="524" end="527"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="528" end="582"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="583" end="586"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> <sfx>beep!</sfx> </line> <line start="587" end="610"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">-to the closest reaches of space.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="611" end="615"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="616" end="620"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="621" end="682"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">While the muscular crew will age only a few hours, the cargo, according to our-</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="683" end="686"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="687" end="692"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="693" end="743"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">-vague understanding of the theory of relativity, will have aged to an incredible-</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="744" end="745"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="746" end="750"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="751" end="752"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="753" end="772"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">-one millon dollars.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="773" end="776"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="777" end="827"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">And who is good enough at video games to accept such a dangerous mission?</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="828" end="829"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="830" end="863"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">Why, none other than beef bouillon-aire joyboy-</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="864" end="867"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="868" end="870"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="871" end="937"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">-Space Captainface. First Lieuteneral Captainface knows the true key to success is...</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="938" end="991"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">...to have as many hot '60s-looking girls in your filmstrips as possible.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="992" end="994"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="995" end="1028"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, girls! All right!</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1029" end="1033"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1034" end="1035"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1036" end="1117"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">Hey, look! It's onboard mechanic Harold "Strap" Coopmore! Looks like he could use a grilled cheese sandwich.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1117" end="1188"> <sfx>grilled cheese music</sfx> </line> <line start="1188" end="1192"> <sfx>record scratch</sfx> </line> <line start="1193" end="1247"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">Flat-tops and shirt sleeves are the order of the day at SBASAF mission control.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1248" end="1310"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">Why, Flight Engineer Ted Averill! You aren't smoking a smooth relaxing cigarette at all!</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1311" end="1316"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1317" end="1321"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1322" end="1360"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">That's better. And somebody get that man a highball.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1361" end="1362"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer></span> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1363" end="1367"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1368" end="1432"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">The flagship of SBASAF's 30-vessel fleet is the Proud Anselmo.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1433" end="1522"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">A wonder of modern SBASAF-ery, the Proud Anselmo was constructed entirely out of cardboardium alloy.</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1523" end="1548"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">When blastoff day finally arrives,</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1549" end="1621"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">...will you be among the hot '60s-looking girls to wish Strap and Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1622" end="1627"> <sfx>beep!</sfx> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1628" end="1645"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">...how come?</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="1646" end="1674"> <strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! <span style="visibility: hidden">Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</span></strongbad> </line> <line start="1675" end="1686"> <strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... <span style="visibility: hidden">escape... Earth's... tenacity....</span></strongbad> </line> <line start="1687" end="1699"> <strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... <span style="visibility: hidden">Earth's... tenacity....</span></strongbad> </line> <line start="1700" end="1710"> <strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... <span style="visibility: hidden">tenacity....</span></strongbad> </line> <line start="1711" end="1731"> <strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</strongbad> </line> <line start="1732" end="1760"> <strongbad>Fire the afterburners, Strap!</strongbad> </line> <line start="1761" end="1778"> <thecheat>strained The Cheat noises</thecheat> </line> <line start="1783" end="1789"> <thecheat sfx="very yes">click!</thecheat> </line> <line start="1791" end="1810"> <sfx>afterburner sound effect</sfx> </line> <line start="1811" end="1817"> <sfx>thud</sfx> </line> <line start="1818" end="1850"> <strongbad>Oh... we made it.</strongbad> </line> <line start="1851" end="1866"> <strongbad>Ahem. <span style="visibility: hidden"><em>Oh</em>, we <em>made</em> it.</span></strongbad> </line> <line start="1867" end="1901"> <strongbad>Ahem. <em>Oh</em>, we <em>made</em> it.</strongbad> </line> <line start="1902" end="1919"> <strongmad voiceover="voiceover">Awww...</strongmad> </line> <line start="1920" end="1995"> <strongbad>According to my ca-cuh-lations, our precious cargo should have already multiplied to about 50 bucks!</strongbad> </line> <line start="1996" end="2021"> <thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat> </line> <line start="2022" end="2042"> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh, right.</strongbad> </line> <line start="2043" end="2091"> <strongbad>We spent the precious cargo on that sound effect CD.</strongbad> </line> <line start="2092" end="2134"> <strongbad>Well, let me hear "Body falling downstairs".</strongbad> </line> <line start="2135" end="2152"> <thecheat>agreeable-sounding The Cheat noises</thecheat> </line> <line start="2153" end="2158"> <thecheat sfx="very yes">click!</thecheat> </line> <line start="2159" end="2219"> <sfx>body falling down stairs sound effect</sfx> </line> <line start="2220" end="2255"> <homestar>You guys! You guys! I need help putting on this sweater!</homestar> </line> <line start="2256" end="2291"> <strongbad>A space myoot-ant from Satriani 5!</strongbad> </line> <line start="2292" end="2314"> <strongbad>Hit him with everything we got, Strap!</strongbad> </line> <line start="2316" end="2359"> <sfx>laser fire sound effects</sfx> </line> <line start="2376" end="2379"> <thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat> </line> <line start="2380" end="2382"> <thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat> <sfx>whack!</sfx> </line> <line start="2383" end="2384"> <homestar>Aah!<span style="visibility:hidden"> I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.</span></homestar> <sfx>whack!</sfx> </line> <line start="2385" end="2389"> <homestar>Aah!<span style="visibility:hidden"> I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.</span></homestar> </line> <line start="2390" end="2430"> <homestar>Aah! I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.</homestar> </line> <line start="2431" end="2474"> <strongbad>Nice work, The Strap. Another successful mission for...</strongbad> </line> <line start="2475" end="2511"> <strongbad><em>(singing)</em> Space Captainface!</strongbad> <sfx>video game-esque background music</sfx> </line> <line start="2512" end="2548"> <strongbad>Pretender of the galaxies!</strongbad> <sfx>video game-esque background music</sfx> </line> <line start="2549" end="2610"> <strongbad>He's all-the-ways having space cocktails with hot '60s-looking girls!</strongbad> <sfx>video game-esque background music</sfx> </line> <line start="2611" end="2614"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><strongbad>.</strongbad></span> <sfx>video game-esque background music</sfx> </line> <line start="2615" end="2656"> <strongbad>Where are all the hot '60s-looking girls?</strongbad> <sfx>video game-esque background music</sfx> </line> <line start="2661" end="2688"> <kingoftown>I'm in my 60s!</kingoftown> </line> <line start="2689" end="2702"> <thepaper>Preeow!</thepaper> </line> <!-- Easter Eggs --> <!-- Captainface Log --> <line start="2704" end="2730"> <strongbad>Captainface Log: </strongbad> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> </line> <line start="2730" end="2818"> <strongbad>The vinegar-baking soda drive on the Proud Anselmo has run out of fuel, stranding us in the Impellitteri Sector. </strongbad> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> </line> <line start="2818" end="2847"> <strongbad>There is shrapnel everywhere. </strongbad> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> </line> <line start="2847" end="2876"> <strongbad>It makes one wonder, does man truly-</strongbad> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> </line> <line start="2875" end="2880"> <strongbad>It makes one wonder, does man truly-</strongbad> <sfx>beep!</sfx> </line> <line start="2880" end="3017"> <sfx>grilled cheese music</sfx> </line> <!-- Doo time --> <line start="3023" end="3105"> <announcer voiceover="voiceover">...will you be among the hot '60s-looking girls to wish Strap and Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...</announcer> <sfx volume="0.8">presentation music</sfx> </line> <line start="3106" end="3117"> <announcer>...how come?</announcer> </line> <line start="3118" end="3150"> <coachz>I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup!</coachz> </line> <line start="3151" end="3187"> <strongbad>In due time, Cadet Z. In due time.</strongbad> </line> <line start="3188" end="3224"> <coachz>Oh, doo time! Even better.</coachz> </line> </transcript>
