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<line start="16" end="69" speaker="strongbad">This email is making fun of you.</line>
<line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"To Weak Bad"</line>
<line start="89" end="107" speaker="strongbad">"What is your bottom 10?"</line>
<line start="108" end="137" speaker="strongbad">"From someone stronger than you"</line>
<line start="138" end="184" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, this person made all kinds of typos. </line>
<line start="185" end="203" speaker="strongbad">They mistyped this...</line>
<line start="204" end="220" speaker="strongbad">They forgot this...</line>
<line start="221" end="238" speaker="strongbad">They got this wrong...</line>
<line start="239" end="263" speaker="strongbad">Ah, there we go!</line>
<line start="264" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Simone! You seem like a <em>really</em> nice girl, so I'll answer your question <em>relatively</em> free of charge. </line>
<line start="366" end="399" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad's Bottom 10" is as follows:</line>
<line start="408" end="462" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Number Ten is easy. Dry T-Shirt Contests.</line>
<line start="463" end="536" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You'll never find a more degrading contest or a larger waste of not water.</line>
<line start="537" end="611" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Creeping in at Numbah Nine is that horrible painting that's been in Strong Mad's closet since we were little.</line>
<line start="612" end="650" speaker="sfx">creepy music</line>
<line start="651" end="670" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeere.</line>
<line start="671" end="676" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="677" end="744" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbles "jibblie" over and over</line>
<line start="745" end="813" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Incidentally, the jibblies currently occupy slot number eleven on my Bottom 10.</line>
<line start="814" end="858" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Numboo Eight is the one you should all pay close attention to: </line>
<line start="859" end="918" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Emails with more than one "Fwd:" or "Re:" in the Subject line.</line>
<line start="919" end="955" speaker="strongbad">Back out of my way, so I can check some email.</line>
<line start="963" end="991" speaker="strongbad">Oh, great. Let me guess: </line>
<line start="992" end="1026" speaker="strongbad">"It's true! You saw it on the news!" </line>
<line start="1027" end="1087" speaker="strongbad">Or, "Hey, sounds crazy, but thought it was worth a shot!"</line>
<line start="1088" end="1118" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, a shot in the face, maybe. </line>
<line start="1119" end="1164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now, Seven is something that's been going on for <em>way</em> too long. </line>
<line start="1165" end="1214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food.</line>
<line start="1227" end="1264" speaker="marshie">Yowza! Guess who birfday it is!</line>
<line start="1265" end="1283" speaker="marshie">Mine!</line>
<line start="1301" end="1342" speaker="nibbles">Sorry, Marshie, but it's my birfday.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1364" speaker="nibbles">I'm one years old.</line>
<line start="1365" end="1416" speaker="nibbles">My name's Nibbles, for new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows bite-si—</line>
<line start="1417" end="1460" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies <span style="visibility:hidden"> and scalding hot chocolate.</span></line>
<line start="1461" end="1482" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies and scalding hot chocolate.</line>
<line start="1483" end="1517" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">No more mouth strain with Fluffy Puff Nibblers!</line>
<line start="1518" end="1557" speaker="nibbles">I make good earplugs, too.</line>
<line start="1558" end="1585" speaker="marshie">Get out of here, you little runt!</line>
<line start="1586" end="1646" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And-a Numba Six-a: the Foul Stench of Wet The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1647" end="1702" speaker="thecheat">whimpering</line>
<line start="1703" end="1729" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five, <span style="visibility:hidden">um... not... pigeons.</span></line> 
<line start="1730" end="1749" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five, um... <span style="visibility:hidden">not... pigeons.</span></line>
<line start="1750" end="1778" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five, um... not... <span style="visibility:hidden">pigeons.</span></line>
<line start="1779" end="1800" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And number Five, um... not... pigeons.</line>
<line start="1801" end="1867" voiceover="voiceover"><strongbad>They eat breadcrumbs. Take craps on people. Funny stuff.</strongbad><sfx>pigeons cooing</sfx></line>
<line start="1868" end="1882" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">NUMBER FOUR!</line>
<line start="1883" end="1933" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There was this one time where I had to hug a tree.</line>
<line start="1934" end="1955" speaker="homestar">Keeeep ooon huggin' it.</line>
<line start="1956" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">How did you get me to do this in the first place?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1995" speaker="homestar">Hug it! Hug it!</line>
<line start="1997" end="2020" speaker="strongbad">And why do I continue to do it?</line>
<line start="2021" end="2043" speaker="homestar">Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.</line>
<line start="2044" end="2073" speaker="strongbad">I don't even like this tree that much.</line>
<line start="2074" end="2097" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, now we're getting to the good ones. </line>
<line start="2098" end="2167" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Number Three is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names.</line>
<line start="2168" end="2199" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, like, Chocolardiac Arrest.</line>
<line start="2200" end="2223" speaker="lady" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, that looks sinful.</line>
<line start="2224" end="2256" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or... THIS BROWNIE MIGHT KILL YOU.</line>
<line start="2257" end="2278" speaker="lady" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, this is so rich.</line>
<line start="2279" end="2321" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or, quite possible the least appetizing name of all time...</line>
<line start="2322" end="2348" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Chocozuma's Revenge!</line>
<line start="2349" end="2375" speaker="lady" voiceover="voiceover">This is all fat-free, right?</line>
<line start="2376" end="2393" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shut up, lady!</line>
<line start="2394" end="2485" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Slumming in at Number Two are songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2545" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">As evidenced in Limozeen's bizarrely titled "Feed The Childrens."</line>
<line start="2546" end="2576" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Na, na, la la laaaaa,</line>
<line start="2577" end="2600" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!</line>
<line start="2601" end="2631" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Na, na, la la laaaaa,</line>
<line start="2632" end="2656" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!</line>
<line start="2657" end="2686" speaker="limozeen" voiceover="voiceover">Na, na, la la laaaaa,</line>
<line start="2687" end="2705" speaker="limozeen" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2714" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2715" end="2742" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ugh, what were they thinking?</line>
<line start="2743" end="2795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">More like, "We need to feed our children, so we made this terrible song."</line>
<line start="2796" end="2853" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And, the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is Th—</line>
<line start="2854" end="2878" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Bad. What about my bottom—</line>
<line start="2879" end="2912" speaker="strongbad">Nobody wants to hear your bottom 10, Homestar.</line>
<line start="2913" end="2948" speaker="homestar">No, no. Not my Bottom 10. My bottom! </line>
<line start="2949" end="2997" speaker="homestar">You know, buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!</line>
<line start="2998" end="3037" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">makes vomiting noises</line>
<line start="3038" end="3066" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Oooh. Ugh.</line>
<line start="3067" end="3115" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is... </line>
<line start="3116" end="3179" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Th cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard. </line>
<line start="3180" end="3260" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Simone, that'll be $7.50. And bring some paper towels.</line> 
<line start="3261" end="3340" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Eww. And some tweezers. I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin' in there.</line>
<line start="3340" end="3360" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="3506" end="3546" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">No, there's no Easter eggs.</line>
<line start="3547" end="3581" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">I... I'm not up to it.</line>
<line start="3582" end="3599" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Go away. </line>
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