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    <line start="15" end="82" speaker="strongbad">Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!</line>
    <line start="89" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"dear STRONG BAD! I think you're a pretty good looking guy."</line>
    <line start="140" end="168" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever considered doing some modeling?"</line>
    <line start="171" end="221" speaker="strongbad">"Yours troo-OO-ly, Meg-han, Al-bu-quay-quay"</line>
    <line start="224" end="264" speaker="strongbad">dear MEGHAN! Of course I've considered modeling.</line>
    <line start="267" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Someone as pretty good looking as me gets approached on the street all the-</line>
    <line start="306" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Wait. Modeling?! Hmmmm. That's a truuly great idea! Why did I never think of that before?</line>
    <line start="395" end="455" speaker="strongbad">Maybe I should go get me some new threads at Styles Upon Styles and get some headshots taken.</line>
    <line start="457" end="497" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom has a camera. Maybe I'll get him to take some pictures of me.</line>
    <line start="502" end="538" speaker="strongbad">Or better yet, maybe I'll go karate chop the King of Town</line>
    <line start="539" end="565" speaker="strongbad">and THEN get Pom Pom to take some pictures of me.</line>
    <line start="592" end="596">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <kingoftown>Ow!</kingoftown></line>
    <line start="612" end="626">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>(laughs)</strongbad></line>
    <line start="634" end="646">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>Who, me?</strongbad></line>
    <line start="656" end="673">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>I'm charming!</strongbad></line>
    <line start="684" end="697">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>I'm charming.</strongbad></line>
    <line start="708" end="723">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>Oh, what's the time?</strongbad></line>
    <line start="779" end="794">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>I'm casually late!</strongbad></line>
    <line start="813" end="842">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>Let's-a do lunch. Ha-haaa!</strongbad></line>
    <line start="852" end="867">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>I'll pencil you in.</strongbad></line>
    <line start="885" end="904">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>Oh, look at the time!</strongbad></line>
    <line start="917" end="949">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>I say, lads, is that Cape Cod?</strongbad></line>
    <line start="958" end="987">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>Oh, look, off the portboard stow.</strongbad></line>
    <line start="989" end="1025">
      <sfx>music</sfx>
      <strongbad>We're on a collision course with sultriness!</strongbad></line>
    <line start="1032" end="1061" speaker="strongbad">I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab.</line>
    <line start="1065" end="1118" speaker="strongbad">I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines.</line>
    <line start="1121" end="1168" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads.</line>
    <line start="1173" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without socks.</line>
    <line start="1236" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">WITHOUT SOCKS! Man! Can you imagine the luxury!</line>
    <line start="1304" end="1353" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Or some kinda fancy men's cologn...ac.</line>
    <line start="1360" end="1414" speaker="strongbad">And I can be laying next to some skinny blonde girl looking totally disinterested.</line>
    <line start="1416" end="1487" speaker="strongbad">You know like, "Whatever, baby. You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac."</line>
    <line start="1495" end="1544" speaker="strongbad">No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel!</line>
    <line start="1548" end="1617" speaker="strongbad">And my ripped self would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress.</line>
    <line start="1621" end="1666" speaker="strongbad">And she'd be like, "No, Parson Jim, it can never be!"</line>
    <line start="1669" end="1709" speaker="strongbad">But I'm all like, "Look in your heart, Chezmerelda."</line>
    <line start="1715" end="1758" speaker="strongsad">Hey, Strong Bad, I was just looking through today's mail,</line>
    <line start="1763" end="1815" speaker="strongsad">and guess who made the cover of Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog.</line>
    <line start="1819" end="1884" speaker="strongbad">WHAT?!? Back-to-school already?! It's not even July! So, who's on the cover?</line>
    <line start="1891" end="1913" speaker="strongsad">Uh, you are.</line>
    <line start="1916" end="1941" speaker="strongbad">What?! I ain't got no husky head!</line>
    <line start="1945" end="1984" speaker="strongsad">Well, it's about the same size as my husky body.</line>
    <line start="1989" end="2026" speaker="strongsad">Oh, and this check from Husky Headed Boys Catalog came—</line>
    <line start="2027" end="2062" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny!</line>
    <line start="2066" end="2091" speaker="strongbad">This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon!</line>
    <line start="2094" end="2130" speaker="strongbad">I bet your husky body's not worth a hundred and eight dollars.</line>
    <line start="2132" end="2176" speaker="strongsad">No, but poachers have offered several thousand for my feet.</line>
    <line start="2178" end="2241" speaker="homestar">Hey guys! Guess who made this week's cover of Stupid Coincidence Magazine!</line>
    <line start="140" end="168" speaker="strongbad">Have you ever considered doing some modeling?</line>
    <line start="171" end="221" speaker="strongbad">Yours troo-OO-ly, Meg-han, Al-bu-quay-quay"</line>
    <line start="224" end="264" speaker="strongbad">dear MEGHAN! Of course I've considered modeling.</line>
    <line start="267" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Someone as pretty good looking as me gets approached on the street all the-</line>
    <line start="306" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Wait. Modeling?! Hmmmm. That's a truuly great idea! Why did I never think of that before?</line>
    <line start="395" end="455" speaker="strongbad">Maybe I should go get me some new threads at Styles Upon Styles and get some headshots taken.</line>
    <line start="457" end="497" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom has a camera. Maybe I'll get him to take some pictures of me.</line>
    <line start="502" end="538" speaker="strongbad">Or better yet, maybe I'll go karate chop the King of Town</line>
    <line start="539" end="565" speaker="strongbad">and THEN get Pom Pom to take some pictures of me.</line>
    <line start="587" end="596" speaker="kingoftown">Ow!</line>
    <line start="612" end="626" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
    <line start="634" end="646" speaker="strongbad">Who, me?</line>
    <line start="656" end="673" speaker="strongbad">I'm charming!</line>
    <line start="684" end="697" speaker="strongbad">I'm charming.</line>
    <line start="708" end="723" speaker="strongbad">Oh, what's the time?</line>
    <line start="779" end="794" speaker="strongbad">I'm casually late!</line>
    <line start="813" end="842" speaker="strongbad">Let's-a do lunch. Ha-haaa!</line>
    <line start="852" end="867" speaker="strongbad">I'll pencil you in.</line>
    <line start="885" end="904" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look at the time!</line>
    <line start="917" end="949" speaker="strongbad">I say, lads, is that Cape Cod?</line>
    <line start="958" end="987" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look, off the portboard stow.</line>
    <line start="989" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">We're on a collision course with sultriness!</line>
    <line start="1032" end="1061" speaker="strongbad">I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab.</line>
    <line start="1065" end="1118" speaker="strongbad">I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines.</line>
    <line start="1121" end="1168" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads.</line>
    <line start="1173" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without socks.</line>
    <line start="1236" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">WITHOUT SOCKS! Man! Can you imagine the luxury!</line>
    <line start="1304" end="1353" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Or some kinda fancy men's cologn...ac.</line>
    <line start="1360" end="1414" speaker="strongbad">And I can be laying next to some skinny blonde girl looking totally disinterested.</line>
    <line start="1416" end="1487" speaker="strongbad">You know like, "Whatever, baby. You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac."</line>
    <line start="1495" end="1544" speaker="strongbad">No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel!</line>
    <line start="1548" end="1617" speaker="strongbad">And my ripped self would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress.</line>
    <line start="1621" end="1666" speaker="strongbad">And she'd be like, "No, Parson Jim, it can never be!"</line>
    <line start="1669" end="1709" speaker="strongbad">But I'm all like, "Look in your heart, Chezmerelda."</line>
    <line start="1715" end="1758" speaker="strongsad">Hey, Strong Bad, I was just looking through today's mail,</line>
    <line start="1763" end="1815" speaker="strongsad">and guess who made the cover of Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog.</line>
    <line start="1819" end="1884" speaker="strongbad">WHAT?!? Back-to-school already?! It's not even July! So, who's on the cover?</line>
    <line start="1891" end="1913" speaker="strongsad">Uh, you are.</line>
    <line start="1916" end="1941" speaker="strongbad">What?! I ain't got no husky head!</line>
    <line start="1945" end="1984" speaker="strongsad">Well, it's about the same size as my husky body.</line>
    <line start="1989" end="2026" speaker="strongsad">Oh, and this check from Husky Headed Boys Catalog came—</line>
    <line start="2027" end="2062" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny!</line>
    <line start="2066" end="2091" speaker="strongbad">This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon!</line>
    <line start="2094" end="2130" speaker="strongbad">I bet your husky body's not worth a hundred and eight dollars.</line>
    <line start="2132" end="2176" speaker="strongsad">No, but poachers have offered several thousand for my feet.</line>
    <line start="2178" end="2241" speaker="homestar">Hey guys! Guess who made this week's cover of Stupid Coincidence Magazine!</line>
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