HRWiki:Featured article for 2010, week 23

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"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"

The SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and a chick-magnet". It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy concoction is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad. (more...)

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