From Homestar Runner Wiki
- Email crazy cartoon — Strong Bad says that the main character of his hypothetical cartoon would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
- Email do over — Homestar says "moo" while impersonating The Cheat. Strong Bad tries to point out that The Cheat is not a cow, though Strong Mad apparently disagrees.
- Email technology — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk.
- Email narrator — Homestar says that Marzipan looks like some type of enormous alien cow.
- Hremail 2000 — Homestar calls binder clips "cow clips" and wonders if anyone else calls them that. He then pretends to make them moo.