Behind The Bad Prototype Footage
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Additional footage of Strong Bad around the office.
Cast (in order of appearance): various employees of Telltale Games, Strong Bad
Places: Telltale Game's offices
Running Time: 1:32
DVD Exclusive: SBCG4AP Collector's DVD (Easter egg)
[edit] Transcript
{The ghost from Spirits of 76 flashes on the screen, with the sound effect from the game heard. The title card wavers in: "Stuff we didn't use: Behind The Bad Prototype Footage"}
{Cut to a shot of a conference room. Camera moves around the corner to reveal two employees writing on notepads. Camera sweeps around the room. Strong Bad comes in stage right and stands in front of a white board.}
STRONG BAD: Greetings ladies and hot moms! You can stop clawing at your screen.
{Reverse shot of one of the employees looking up in disbelief.}
{Reverse medium shot of Strong Bad}
{Close up of writing on the note pad.}
{Cut to black. Open on a shot of an elevator. An employee walks out, followed by Strong Bad, who flashes a pixelated single deuce at the camera before walking off.}
{Cut to a scene in the office. An employee is seen walking around a corner.}
STRONG BAD: {Windows alert sounds} Why?
{Camera pans to reveal Strong Bad sitting at a computer. The Windows shut down chime is heard. Strong Bad slow looks up at the camera.}
{Cut to an exterior shot of Strong Bad walking in the parking lot.}
STRONG BAD: Can't believe Homestar get an entirely poorly made float.
{A car drives by.}
EMPLOYEE: Hey Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: {moving off screen} Hey there!
{Cut to a low shot of Strong Bad back in the conference room}
STRONG BAD: I'm Strong Bad and allow me introduce you to my biceps. {cut to a higher shot. Strong Bad raises his left arm.} Iron Jeremy {right arm} and Steel Danielle. {cut to a frontal shot} They go with most every place. I like to wreak havoc, wreck shop and rock paughties. {leaping, yelling} Now get out my face!
{Scene wavers out to black}
[edit] Fun Facts
- Strong Bad refers to hot moms.
- Strong Bad's biceps are a play on actor Jeremy Irons and author Danielle Steel.