@StrongBadActual Tweets 2024 Mar

Video Transcript

{The video starts with a cross-stitch of Marshie as a snowman}

JANURARY MARSHIE: AppleBerry,

{Cut to a cross-stich of a pink Nibbles}

NIBBLES: AppleBerry,

{Cut to a clover with Marshie's face}

MARCH MARSHIE: AppleBerry,

{Cut to Marshie wearing a jester's hat}

APRIL MARSHIE: AppleBerry!

{The previously shown Marshies appear one by one, each color-inverted and wincing. When they appear, they make a distorted coughing noise.}

{Cut to a cross-stitch of Marshie's mother}

MARSHIE'S MOTHER: {Loud, distorted noise}

{Cut to Marshie wearing a graduation cap and "holding" a diploma}

JUNE MARSHIE: AppleBerry,

{Cut to a popsicle with Marshie's face on it}

JULY MARSHIE: AppleBerry,

{Cut to Marshie wearing Dangeresque's shades}

AUGUST MARSHIE: AppleBerry!

{The previously shown Marshies appear one by one, each color-inverted and wincing. When they appear, they make a distorted coughing noise. Marshie's mother, however, makes another loud, distorted explosion-like sound.}

{Cut to Marshie wearing pirate's hat and eyepatch}

SEPTEMBER MARSHIE: AppleBerry,

{Cut to Marshie as a zombie}

OCTOBER MARSHIE: AppleBerry,

{Cut to a maple leaf with Marshie's face}

NOVEMBER MARSHIE: AppleBerry,

{Cut to Marshie as a gingerbread man}

DECEMBER MARSHIE: AppleBerry!

{The previously shown Marshies appear one by one, each color-inverted and wincing. When they appear, they make a distorted coughing noise.}

{Cut to Marshie floating in front of a blue background. Below him is a logo that reads AppleBerry!}

MARSHIE: It's not a new flavor, IT'S A CURSE!

{The cross-stich of Marshie's mother appears}

MARSHIE'S MOTHER: {Loud, distorted noise}

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Video Transcript

{Strong Bad as Dangeresque is seated at the Compy 386. The following "email" is on the Compy's screen:}

ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Dangerskew15456`-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

DANGERESQUE: What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Dangerskew" in there, but it's getting eaten. By some... {echoing} Linux...

{The camera zooms in on the text on the screen, before cutting to a Powered by The Cheat depiction of Dangeresque and a penguin.}

NARRATOR: That's right! And that means Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate—

{The penguin's beak grows in size and gains sharp teeth as it grabs Dangeresque's head before swallowing him whole. The penguin smiles at the camera while the text "NOW on Linux" appears.}

NARRATOR: —is now available for Linux!

{The penguin and text disappear. A version of the Videlectrix logo reading "Videlympix" appears shortly afterwards.}

NARRATOR: Videlectrix asked a guy...

{The words "asked a guy" appears underneath the Videlympix logo as they're said. A text box depicting Edgar comes in from the bottom, shoving the other text off the screen.}

Edgar the
Linuxmonger

MONDO DISTRO

{Cut to a list reading "GAME MAKE", with options reading "apples", "winNT", and "the 'NUX". A spade-shaped mouse cursor appears and clicks the box for "the 'NUX".}

NARRATOR: ...then clicked a checkbox!

{The title screen for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate slides in from the right. The text "AVAILABLE ON:" appears below the game's logo, followed by drawings of a rotting apple, a broken window, and a fat penguin wearing a crown and necklaces.}

NARRATOR: And now you can play the game on all three o' 'dems!

{Cut to part of the intro of the game, where Dangeresque is jumping off of a building. The scene pauses right as he jumps, with the 2D sprite artstyle switching to a 3D model artstyle as the camera zooms in on Dangeresque, at which point he begins falling.}

NARRATOR: Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate, only from Videlectrix!

{Dangeresque falls off-screen, followed by a cut to the Videlectrix logo, its appearance styled after Dangeresque's glasses. Typing is heard right before the scene changes to Open Source Greg typing at a computer whose screen reads "um... kernel?"}

OPEN SOURCE GREG: {turning to the camera and raising a finger} Or did I?!

{Fade to black.}

Fun Facts

• This tweet advertises the release of the Linux version of Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate.
• Open Source Greg was previously shown using Linux in 4 Gregs, which is also the origin of the paper background used during his scene.
• The beginning of this tweet parodies the email virus. Edgar also first appeared in that email.
• "Dangerskew" is how Bubs misreads Dangeresque's name when playing as Baron Darin Diamonocle.
• The penguin who eats Dangeresque is based on Tux, the mascot for Linux.
• The font for the text "NOW on Linux" is based on Westminster, the font used for the Tandy 400.
• "Three o' 'dems" was first used in the email space program.