@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020 Feb

This Tweet is a reply to @batbrain1998, who asked what the rules of "Butcher Bros." were.

Fun Facts

• "Butcher Bros." was an abandoned sequel to Pigs on Head.

This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who asked where sbemail 208 was.

Fun Facts

• The April Fools' cartoon containing sbemail 208 is The Next April Fools Thing.

This Tweet is a reply to @ColinMcInerror, who suggested a Nintendo Switch port of Stinkoman 20X6.

This Tweet is a reply to @manthevan_, who asked where one could find sbemail background music.

Fun Facts

• "Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar" is an album of short songs consisting of Strong Bad berating listeners' grammar, from an Easter egg in local news.

This Tweet is a reply to @DJOshawott, who asked if the modifications to Stinkoman 20X6 would be optional.

This Tweet is a reply to @LazyDictator, who requested mid-level checkpoints, "or levelled check midpoints".

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad's response is a jumble of portmanteaus.

This Tweet is a reply to @RedneckGaijin, who requested access to "the Pizza Hut" at the bottom of the level 10 screenshot (referring to the level 2 decorations).

This Tweet is a reply to @CDRomatron, who suggested that level 3.2 be modified to make the item generation less random.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who said she thought the word was "caco demon".

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad comments on a "cackledemon" in the menu for strongbad_email.exe Disc Five.

Fun Facts

• This is an example of ASCII art.

This Tweet is a reply to @IAmArique, who commented on the removal of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People from Steam.

This Tweet quotes @webnick2, who reposted @the_chaparrin's photo of a sad face in his coffee.

This Tweet is a reply to @alternateshade, who asked if the Kickstarter add-ons were included in the board game purchase.

This Tweet is a reply to @MADCOWofGENESIS, who posted a Norse- and Celtic-inspired drawing of Trogdor.

This Tweet is a reply to @file_id_dot_diz, who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet saying he recognized the game with the ship on the package but couldn't remember its name.

This Tweet is a reply to @lanooski, replying to the previous Tweet noting it was derivative of the Weekly Waggle but still cool.

Video Transcript

{A live-action case filled with 5 inch floppies sits on a desk next to an old computer. The disk in the front has a handwritten label reading "Disk 4 of 12". Strong Bad's gloves reach into the shot, open the case and begin rifling through the contents.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} When I check my email,

{Strong Bad holds up a disk labeled "Old Game".}

STRONG BAD: —there are some old games.

{Strong Bad inserts the disk into a disk drive and then types on a keyboard with boxing gloves on.}

STRONG BAD: Now I'm gonna play them for you.

{The monitor comes to life, showing a screen reading "Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12". A disk reading noise plays.}

{Gameplay footage of various vintage games begin to play. The first shows a man in a giant cotton candy machine. He gets struck by a wooden beam and his head swells and explodes.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hello there, what's—NO! Wow! That is not what I wanted to happen!

{The game switches to a wrestling game where grayscale sumo wrestlers lie on the floor of the ring sleeping.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Aw, it's baby Strong Sad taking a nap. {imitates snoring sounds}

{Game now switches to a toilet inside a shower. The showerhead is running.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Turn this on. Spaghetti noodles that are uncooked shootin' out of there.

{Game now switches to a two-color game. A man in a swimsuit is standing at the top of a purple cliff and dives off.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, imitating Dangeresque} Looks like I'm gonna have to cliff-dive! Whoooooaaa...

{The game switches back to the first game, where the player confronts a giant bee.}

STRONG BAD: Do you want some cotton candy, bee? {The bee stings the player, causing the player's head to swell and then disappear entirely} Nope, you want to kill me still.

{The game is now a primitive dungeon crawler where the player is holding a sword. The player leaves a room into a hallway.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This game is about collecting crosses, and turning vermin—

{The scene cuts to another room where the player strikes mice, turning them into white mushrooms.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} —into mushrooms.

{The game is now a primitive Battleship game with three levels and a grid made of letters.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Look at that battleship! That thing's amazing!

{The game switches to an athletic obstacle course game. The player is leaping over a row of barrels and takes a dive, causing one of the barrels to fly out from the row and break.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, singing} Full-body hoodie... whoa-ho-ho! Those are some accurate physics!

{The game is now a black screen reading "What Is Your First Name Captain? (Enter Your Name And Then Strike The Enter Key)".

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Enter your name and then STRIKE the enter key! Strike it down with extreme prejudice!

{The game now shows a screen where the player is looking into a series of bright lights as the silhouettes of doctors look down. A heart rate line blips.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, laughing} What? That is an orange slice that's shooting out some... oil... slicks.

{The screen now does a checkerboard wipe. The game now shows a live-action face on a monitor reading "Mayor Vincenzi" and "Hunter, We've had more reports come in of kids dying..."}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} There's like a real-life old man staring right at me!

{The text momentarily changes to "...all were horribly disfigured like my... (gulp) ...my poor daughter." before the game switches back to the dungeon crawler from before. The player walking into a river and transforms into a yellow skeleton.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Doo doo doo. Augh... wait, what?

{The screen goes black, with the text reading "Y u Drowned!"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Why you drowned? I dunno!

{Cut back to the computer monitor, now inactive. The title screen for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 returns with a beep and a disk reading sound.}

Fun Facts

• The games shown are, in order: Weird Dreams, World Games, Rise of the Dragon, ICON: Quest for the Ring, and FriendlyWare. The names of all of these games have previously appeared in the floppy disk container.
• "Disk 4 of 12" is the URL of Peasant's Quest.