Xeriouxly Forxe Visuals

|Everybody! E-e-e- || A lightning bolt hits [[Homestar Runner]] and turns him into "H. Star", with mechanical arms, without his hat, with teeth, and with a smaller shirt. The background turns blue.

|everybody! Everybody! || Cut to [[Strong Bad]] against a red background. A lightning bolt hits him and turns him into "S.Bad", with a [[Batman]] symbol on his head, a toothy mouth, and tanner skin.

|E-e-e-everybody! || Cut to [[Pom Pom]] against a yellow background, who gets struck and turns into "Pom", with pointier feet and hands, and a jetpack.

|Everybody! E-e-e- || Cut to [[Marzipan]] against a blue background. She gets struck and turns into "M. Z. Pan", with octopus-like legs, a bent neck, and free-flowing hair.

|everybody! Revamped for the 90's! || Cut to [[Coach Z]] against a yellow background. He turns into "Zoach C", with a bigger "Z" emblem and a visible mouth.

|So much more exciting! || Cut to [[The Poopsmith]] against a blue background, who turns into "The Smith" (in turn gaining his shovel, which has become a battle-axe), who resembles a dinosaur and has straighter lips.

|Pointy elbows and lots- || Cut to [[Strong Sad]] against a grey background, who turns into "S. Sad", an elephant-like creature.

|—of lightning! Edgy and angry! || Cut to [[The Cheat]] against an orange background, who turns into "The Ch8t", without limbs.

|So zesty and tangy! There's new- || Cut to [[Strong Mad]] against a blue background, who turns intro [[Strong Mad]], with a bigger mouth and without the "M" on his singlet.

|—demographics when nobody- || Cut to [[Bubs]] against a green background, who turns into "Bubz", with pointier limbs.

|—asked for it! Everybody! || Cut to [[The King of Town]] against a blue background, who turns into "Xing Town", who resembles a vampire and has a visible mouth.

|E-e-e-everybody! Right- || Cut to [[Homsar]] against a yellow background. Although he gets struck, he does not change at all, and he is captioned as "Still Homsar".