User:The Chort
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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 14 years old (that's just a little less than 15!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. I spend most of my time hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits, and if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones.
Why "The Chort"?
Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.
Current Status = Annoyed
Yeah, I was going to update this before I left for Prance but the HRWiki got 509'd! and I couldn't do anything about it. Which kinda sucked. Eh, it's not like anyone actually reads this page. {Sighs} Oh well. Here's a picture of me on the beach in Prance. I'm the guy on the left.
Favourite...
Strong Bad Emails
"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayd?"
"Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! You two meant everything to me!"
"The System is down!"
"And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
"So I'm gonna have to jump!"
"I don't like food anymore!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!"
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
"ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
"Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
Marzipan's Answering Machine
Version 12.2: "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake (etc)"
Teen Girl Squad
Issue 9: "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Big Toon
Bug In Mouth Disease: "The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"
Powered By The Cheat
mile: "Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
Puppet Stuff
Homestar vs. Little Girl: "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
Holiday Toon(s)
Decemberween In July: "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"
20X6/1936
Under Construction: "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
20X6 vs. 1936: "Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."
Easter Egg
kids' book, "book": "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode."
