User:The Chort
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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was first bitten by the H*R bug, when I decided to search for more infomation about this Trogdor guy. (You see, I had been linked to some of the games at Homestarrunner.com, such as TROGDOR!, and Peasant's Quest, but I never bothered to explore the rest of the site. Yes, I was very stupid.) Anyway, I did a quick Google search for Trogdor and BAM! I was watching SBEmail #51, dragon. Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was a secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
Why "The Chort"?
Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.
The Best of the Best
SBEmail!
"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayd?"
"Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! You two meant everything to me!"
"The Cheat is grounded!"
And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
"I can do it! I will do it nine times."
"Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!"
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
"ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
"Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
