User:The Chort

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If I was an animal, I'd be a fox. Or a wolf. Or maybe a The Cheat.

Who's always giving the Wiki a hand? The Chort, The Chort.
Who's always messing up those trolls' plans? The Chort, The Chort.
Who listens to these rock & roll bands? The Chort, The Chort.
Who's Making! Out! With! Marzipan! The Chort, The Chort.

(ThE cHoRt, ThE cHoRt Is In ThE HoUsE.)

Who's the man that don't look like The Cheat? The Chort, The Chort.
Who's the one with the smelly feet? The Chort, The Chort.
Who's the dude that moves to the beat? The Chort, The Chort.
Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? Not The Chort, not The Chort.

The Chort. The Chort.

Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and signed up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

About Me

I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki hanging around the Recent Changes page, where I check out all the edits and if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also like to vote on STUFF and go through the unused images, marking any duplicate images for DELETION. Not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.

Personal Favourites

Screenshot	Category	Name	Quote
	Strong Bad Email	for kids	"Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
	Marzipan's Answering Machine	Version 12.2	"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
	Teen Girl Squad	Issue 10	"Puh-owned! Or however you say that..."
	Big Toon	A Folky Tale	"That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!"
	Powered By The Cheat	mile	"Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
File:homegirldecember.png	Puppet Stuff	Homestar vs. Little Girl	"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
	Holiday Toon(s)	Decemberween In July	"Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"
	Alternative Version (20X6)	Under Construction	"Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
	Main Page	Main Page 11	"Today's forecast is total crap!"
	Easter Egg	kids' book, "book"	"The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode."

The Gallery of Stupid Pictures and Captions

AAARGH! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!	Curses! I'm not dead yet! And my name isn't Eustice Pietimer!	HEY! Pay attention! If I have to ask you again, you'll go in the naughty corner with Strong Bad...is that gum?	Aw, now my hand's fallen off!
Oh man, that is so fake. Seriously. You can totally see the strings!	Spot the difference! Write your answers on the back of a postcard...	Unfortunately for The Cheat, Strong Bad had forgotten to buy a Thanksgiving turkey this year.	Look, The Cheat is under the freaking box!! HE'S UNDER THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"