User:The Chort

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Not my self portrait.

Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #51, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

About Me

I'm male and I'm 14 years old (that's just a little less than 15!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. I spend most of my time hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits, and if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones.

Why "The Chort"?

Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.

Current Status = Annoyed

I missed video games

Yeah, I was going to update this before I left for Prance but the HRWiki got 509'd! and I couldn't do anything about it. Which kinda sucked. Eh, it's not like anyone actually reads this page. {Sighs} Oh well. Here's a picture of me on the beach in Prance. I'm the guy on the left.

Favourite...

Strong Bad Emails

"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayd?"
"Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! You two meant everything to me!"
"The System is down!"
"And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
"So I'm gonna have to jump!"
"I don't like food anymore!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!"
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
"ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
"Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version 12.2: "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake (etc)"

Teen Girl Squad

Issue 9: "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"

Big Toon

Bug In Mouth Disease: "The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"

Powered By The Cheat

mile: "Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"

Puppet Stuff

Homestar vs. Little Girl: "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"

Holiday Toon(s)

Decemberween In July: "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"

20X6/1936

Under Construction: "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
20X6 vs. 1936: "Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."

Easter Egg

kids' book, "book": "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode."

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 Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that [[Coach Z]] always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[impression]], and [[rampage]]. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.
-==Current Status==
+==Current Status = Annoyed==
-[[Image:far off lands map.png|thumb|My journey to Prance via Far Off Lands]]
+[[Image:oldaboys.png|thumb|right|200px|I missed video games]]
-Hooray! I'm on vacation! That means that I'm able to edit everyday! However, I will be leaving to go camping in [[Prance]] soon and I will be not be available from 30th July until 15th August. See you then!
+Yeah, I was ''going'' to update this before I left for Prance but the HRWiki got '''509'd!''' and I couldn't do anything about it. Which kinda sucked. Eh, it's not like anyone actually reads this page. ''{Sighs}'' Oh well. Here's a picture of me on the beach in Prance. I'm the guy on the left.
-==The Best of the Best Quotes==
+==Favourite...==
-===[[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail!]]===
+===Strong Bad Emails===
 "Uhdyeah, what ees it, [[homsar|Strong Baaaaayd?]]"<br>
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 "Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards [[rock opera|metal.]]"<br>
-===[[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marzipan's Answering Machine!]]===
+===Marzipan's Answering Machine===
-"DaAAahhh, hello, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5|Marzypa-yun.]] It's Homsar!"<br>
+[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]: "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake (etc)"
-"I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and...gets run over by a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|lawnmower]] blade!"<br>
-"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|cake!]] (etc)"<br>
-===[[Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad!]]===
+===Teen Girl Squad===
-"LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|BONELESS...'d!]]"<br>
+[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]: "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
-"FLOOR TOMMED!!!! STEP-MOMMED!!! [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|POM-POMMED??]]"<br>
-"BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|FROOSH!]]"<br>
-===[[Powered By The Cheat|Powered By The Cheat!]]===
+===Big Toon===
-"I can do it! I will do it [[crazy cartoon|nine]] times."<br>
+[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]: "The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"
-"Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my [[mile|buses!]]"<br>
-"Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes [[New Boots|''your'']] style."<br>
-===[[Puppet Stuff|Puppet Stuff!]]===
+===Powered By The Cheat===
-"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my [[Homestar vs. Little Girl|eyes!]]"<br>
+[[mile]]: "Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
-"The sun! Where? We're [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!|indoors.]]"<br>
-"Stupid! Third! Quarter! Projection! Analysis! Spreadsheets that don't even know what you are! [[Biz Cas Fri 1|Rondleman...]] erh, where art thou?"<br>
-"Millions, I tell ya! Millions! Ohh, I'll save the company millions! I'll save bunches of [[Biz Cas Fri 2|money!]]"<br>
-===[[20X6|20X6!]]/[[1936|1936!]]===
+===Puppet Stuff===
-"Hey, Stickly Man. [[Under Construction|WHAAAAAAT]] are you doing?"<br>
+[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]: "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
-"It tastes like a [[time capsule|#1 jam!]]"<br>
-"It's [[Parsnips A-Plenty|curtains]] for you!"<br>
-"Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a [[20X6 vs. 1936|dance.]]"<br>
-===[[Toons|And the rest!]]===
+===Holiday Toon(s)===
-"The world is saved! I found the [[Bug In Mouth Disease |blue]] ooooones!"<br>
+[[Decemberween In July]]: "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"
-"I BROUGHT YOU A [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon |CAKE!]]"<br>
-"I LOVE YOU, [[Homestar Presents: Presents|TONY STONY!]] NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!"<br>
+===20X6/1936===
-"Oh no, I think this is my [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|favorite!]]"<br>
-"Greta is feeding the mouse [[Decemberween Kids' Book|bug spray.]] When will he be done for?"<br>
+[[Under Construction]]: "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"<br>
+[[20X6 vs. 1936]]: "Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."
+===Easter Egg===
+[[kids' book]], "book": "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode."