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MY FANTASY EMAILS
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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==Contributions==
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<div>subject: new alphabet</div>
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Dear Strong Bad,
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I believe the time has come for the English alphabet to be reworked to have a letter for each sound in the English language. Many of its current letters are either unnecessary or used as substitutes for perfectly good letters. I'd like the English alphabet to be more phonetic.
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*[[Overdescriptive nouns]]
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*[[The Beatles]]
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*various other artist pages
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*[[Muffins]]
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*[[McDonald's]]
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*[[Breakfast]]
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*[[Nineties]]
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*[[College]]
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*[[Apothecary]]
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Superchexx
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==Analysis of Drive Thru Whale Speech Patterns==
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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The [[Drive Thru Whale]] speaks in a crackly voice that oftentimes doesn't make any sense.
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<div>subject: windows </div>
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Strong Bad,
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===Quotes===
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*Would you like to try a combo meal?- an expected question from a fast food restaurant
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DOS is so out, man. When will you ever learn that Windows is the way to go? I heard that there's a store nearby selling a computer called the Windy 1.0 for $600. It comes with a 1-button mouse and everything!. You should check it out!
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*Nine seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.- The first part is the price, the second part is very unexpected.
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*Sever your leg, please, it's the greatest day.- the last part could be a play on "it's as plain as day".
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Darkwing
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*It's brown.- merely answering the question concerning the toy
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*Pour gravel on your stump, ma'am.- very weird
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*Cave your brown.- also nonsensical.
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*Relinquish your pipes, please, fellas- the whale is being made fun of
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*Slice your fingers thin (implied)- may be a reference to either chicken fingers or french fries, and also the fact that [[Bubs]] doesn't have fingers
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*Please smile for the Blubbo's satellite camera- nothing wrong, but weird that they have a satellite camera. Also, satellite cameras are usually not for taking pictures.
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*In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open- part of it is supposed to refer to what will happen in the event of a fire, but oddly segues into keeping the salad bar open
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*Have you fried our population bombs- "fried" is supposed to be "tried", but it is unknown what "population bombs" are.
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*Steve drive around to the seventh window- he might mean second, as some fast food restaurants have one window for taking orders and another for picking them up. Also, he says "Steve" instead of "please".
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*Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.- It means "dollars". This is a reference to a method of theft deturrence used by some businesses.
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*No more games. Please pick up your Le Burger and french fries and leave the tulip on the counter.- It seems to be strangely upset at Strong Bad and wants him to pick up his order and leave a tulip on the counter.
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*Please. Stay the way you are.- This is in response to Strong Bad saying "Do I get any change?". The Whale may have misinterpreted the meaning of "change".
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*Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!- A terrarium is a place for growing plants. It is surprising that it would be flooded, but strange that it would be in a fast food restaurant.
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*Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal.- A slightly awkward way of advertising a taco meal.
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*That'll be 2,000 yen.- It doesn't realize that it's not in Japan. Also, that is roughly equivalent to US$20.
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*Please enter your password. - Nothing wrong aside from there not being a reason or way to enter a password.

Revision as of 01:25, 27 February 2017

Dean

Contributions

Analysis of Drive Thru Whale Speech Patterns

The Drive Thru Whale speaks in a crackly voice that oftentimes doesn't make any sense.

Quotes

  • Would you like to try a combo meal?- an expected question from a fast food restaurant
  • Nine seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.- The first part is the price, the second part is very unexpected.
  • Sever your leg, please, it's the greatest day.- the last part could be a play on "it's as plain as day".
  • It's brown.- merely answering the question concerning the toy
  • Pour gravel on your stump, ma'am.- very weird
  • Cave your brown.- also nonsensical.
  • Relinquish your pipes, please, fellas- the whale is being made fun of
  • Slice your fingers thin (implied)- may be a reference to either chicken fingers or french fries, and also the fact that Bubs doesn't have fingers
  • Please smile for the Blubbo's satellite camera- nothing wrong, but weird that they have a satellite camera. Also, satellite cameras are usually not for taking pictures.
  • In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open- part of it is supposed to refer to what will happen in the event of a fire, but oddly segues into keeping the salad bar open
  • Have you fried our population bombs- "fried" is supposed to be "tried", but it is unknown what "population bombs" are.
  • Steve drive around to the seventh window- he might mean second, as some fast food restaurants have one window for taking orders and another for picking them up. Also, he says "Steve" instead of "please".
  • Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.- It means "dollars". This is a reference to a method of theft deturrence used by some businesses.
  • No more games. Please pick up your Le Burger and french fries and leave the tulip on the counter.- It seems to be strangely upset at Strong Bad and wants him to pick up his order and leave a tulip on the counter.
  • Please. Stay the way you are.- This is in response to Strong Bad saying "Do I get any change?". The Whale may have misinterpreted the meaning of "change".
  • Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!- A terrarium is a place for growing plants. It is surprising that it would be flooded, but strange that it would be in a fast food restaurant.
  • Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal.- A slightly awkward way of advertising a taco meal.
  • That'll be 2,000 yen.- It doesn't realize that it's not in Japan. Also, that is roughly equivalent to US$20.
  • Please enter your password. - Nothing wrong aside from there not being a reason or way to enter a password.
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