User:Jnelson09

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This user's favorite email is caffeine.

This user's favorite character is Homsar. (And if Vinnie C. had used spell-check, it would've been Strong Sad.)

This user discovered HR from Experimental Film

This user's high score at Population: Tire is 236

This user's high score at TROGDOR! is 1483

This user's high score at Awexome Cross is 10246

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user is making out with Sweet Lady Freedom.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

TMBW This user is also on This Might Be A Wiki.

F! This user is on the HRWiki Frappr map.

Some of my favorite lines/moments:

• Wonald Weagan? I was doing my Keanu Weagan!
• Open the freakin' door!
• Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!
• Ohh, why dont you shut up, Homestar?
• What've ya, been eatin' concrete?
• He's gonna eat The Chort!
• Isn't that...greeeeeeaaaaattt?
• stand-up
• Homestawwunnew dot net... it's dot com!
• I have a sock on my head?
• Bo-ring!
• Did your terrible computer explode?
• That's just nonsense. Are you tryin' to make some sense?
• I regret everything!
• BRIAN!? What the crap?
• Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.
• Maybe it got "da-leet-ed".
• Everybody died 'cept me!! {chomp} Aw, crap!
• Whew. I quit.
• The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!
• DON'T! EVER! DRESS! UP! As The CHEAT! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!

My discovery of Homestar Runner

While browsing through the new music videos section on iTunes in the spring of 2005, I discovered the music video for Experimental Film. They Might Be Giants were quickly becoming my favorite band, so I looked into it. It was one of the weirdest things I ever saw at the time. My thoughts included:

• "'Directed by Strong Sad and The Cheat' Who?"
• "Wow, that guy looks funny. Is he Strong Sad?"
• "Whoa, this is cool."
• "Whoa, that guy is weird looking."
• "Triangle Man?" ("Triangle Man" was mentioned in an earlier TMBG song called "Particle Man").

Stuff like that. Eventually, by July, I decided to look for information on the video. I followed a link that mentioned the commentary. I heard some voices, including one that sounded like a friend of mine. At the end, I clicked on the back link, and found myself in a strange place. After clicking on the "main" link at the bottom, I saw that funny-looking kid from the video. I saw a button tht read "First Time Here?" and figured that that would tell me where the heck I was. I found out who Homestar was, and Strong Bad, then went back to the main page (I don't remember which one) and clicked on the characters button. I knew who Homestar, Strong Bad, and Strong Sad were, so I clicked on The Cheat, and found out that that was the little yellow thing that was coming out of Strong Sad's hands. Then I wondered who the guy with the M was. I looked for something that started with M, and ended up seeing Marzipan for the first time. I later found out that that cube guy was Strong Mad. This was all so confusing, so I looked around the net for some information. I ended up here, and was still considering joining when RACIST RUINED MY WIKI! ##############. I officially became a fan of HR by October. So, there you go.

I emailed Strong Sad to see if he'll tell us how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on.

Hey, Strong Sad. You're much cooler than Strong Bad. Strong Bad won't give us a straight answer, much less an answer at all, so do you know how he types with boxing gloves on?

In loving memory of Don Chapman
1939-2006