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The birds find themselves on the wrong side of a random encounter.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So-Sensu, What's Her Beak, The Ugly One, Jellicent, Arrow'd Guy

Places: The Field, Pokémon Center

Date: Saturday, April 1, 2023

Running Time: 4:01

Page Title: Sooooooricorio!!

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Bird Squad! {The scene shows Pom Pom style Oricorio, taglined "Electrifying energy!"} Cheerleader! {Now it shows Sensu style Oricorio, "Dark and mysterious!"} So-Sensu! {Now Baile style Oricorio, "Spicy spitfire!"} What's Her Beak! {Pa'u style Oricorio, "A total psycho??"} The Ugly One!

{Cut to the birds standing together.}

CHEERLEADER: Hey, my birds! Let's get ready to look--

ALL: Sooooooricorio!

CHEERLEADER: And to best do that, be sure not to hang around any nerds, fat guys, or losers in general!

WHAT'S HER BEAK: Hey!!

CHEERLEADER: ...Any losers except What's Her Beak.

WHAT'S HER BEAK: I should say so!

{A Jellicent shuffles up to What's Her Beak.}

JELLICENT: Mmph. Oof. Urf. Mmph. Jellicent. Oh, I say there, young bird. Do you know the times?

WHAT'S HER BEAK: {in a thought bubble} A fat guy! I can't be seen with him! I know just what to do!

{Flames fire from her wing and hit the Jellicent.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: FLAME'D!! But it's not very effective.

JELLICENT: My word, what was that for? I was just asking a simple question!

WHAT'S HER BEAK Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

JELLICENT: This.

{He sends a massive stream of water at What's Her Beak.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: HYDRO PUMP'D!!

WHAT'S HER BEAK: Ow! My hotness! {She falls over, with X's over her eyes.}

{So-Sensu and The Ugly One confront the Jellicent.}

SO-SENSU: Hey, you can't do that to our friend!

THE UGLY ONE: Yeah!

{A large black energy ball flies from the Jellicent through the two of them.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SHADOW BALL'D!!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My spirit!

SO-SENSU: Wait, this is my type! Why am I weak to this?!

{Both fall over with X's over their eyes. Cheerleader approaches, unamused.}

CHEERLEADER: Really, girls?

{Sparks fly from her wing toward the Jellicent.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ZAP!

{The Jellicent runs off crying. Cut to the outside of a Pokémon Center. The "healing jingle" plays. Cut back to the birds, now all on their feet.}

CHEERLEADER: Okay, from now on, I think we need to be a little more conscious of our type weaknesses.

SO-SENSU: Aight.

WHAT'S HER BEAK: Aight.

THE UGLY ONE: Aight.

{The music stops and nothing happens for a moment. Suddenly, the Arrow'd Guy shows up, dressed like Red. He holds a bucket upside down over the birds. A bunch of rocks fall out of it, crushing them.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES!!

{Cut to a "Who's That Pokémon" scene, where a silhouetted Pokémon that resembles a bush is visible.}

POKÉMON ACTORS: Who's that Pokémon?

{Cut back to the notebook paper.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S SNOVER!!