User:1-up the extra man

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Current revision as of 17:50, 29 April 2006

Do you wanna be the guy, too?

[edit] 20x6 Profile

Welcome to the profile of 20x6!! It's--

1-up: Hold on, I wanna do it!

...Fine.

1-up: This is 20x6 profile! There's lots of future stuff here, so make sure you check it all out.

[edit] Sticklyman Battle

Stinkoman: I'M SOOOOOORRY, BUT THERE'S JUST NOT MUCH STUFF RIGHT NOW. THIS GUY REALLY NEEDS TO UPDATE HIS WORK...BUT CHECK OUT THIS BATTLE I HAD! HERE'S STICKLYMAN...

YEAH...THAT'S HIM...BUT I COMPLETELY OUTWITTED HIM...CHECK THIS OUT!

YOU CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT...HAHA! THAT WASN'T MUCH OF A CHALLENGE...

[edit] Townsfolk

Stinkoman: SO HERE ARE THESE IRRITATING GUYS I HAVE TO SEE EVERYDAY...THEY NEVER WANT CHALLENGES...I MEAN C'MON...BORING...FIRST UP THERE'S 1-UP.

1-up: Yup! I've proved I'm not just a kid.

Stinkoman: YOU SEE THAT'S THE THING...YOU WENT PAST A LAVA ZONE...WHICH I HELPED YOU THE WHOLE TIME...AND THEN YOU MANAGED TO GET THROUGH SPACE AND BEAT NEBULON...BUT THEN YOU GET YOURSELF CAPTURED.

1-up: I couldn't have helped it! I'm just a kid! Maybe when I'm older...

Stinkoman: THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY...OK ANYWAY THERE'S ALSO PAN PAN...HE'S COOL WHEN HE WANTS TO BE...I MEAN HE ACCIDENTALLY FALLS ON 1-UP ALL THE TIME...HE GOT HIMSELF CAPTURED THOUGH...HE'S COOL...HE FOUND THAT DELICIOUS PUDDING FOR ME!

1-up: That was di--

Stinkoman: THAT WAS PUDDING!

1-up: Fine.

Stinkoman: THERE'S ALSO THAT MARZIPAN GIRL...SHE'S ON THE CHEERLEADING TEAM IN OUR HIGHSCHOOL...OF COURSE 1-UP WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE HE'S IN MIDDLE SCHOOL...

1-up: How did I get thrown in here?

Stinkoman: YEAH, MARZIPAN LOOKS LIKE THIS:

Stinkoman: AND THERE'S COACH Z...HE'S JUST WEIRD...HE'S AGAINST THE WORLD I THINK...HE CALLS IT EVIL BUT...I CALL IT DEPRESSION...NO ONE EVER LOVED HIM...

1-up: (laughs)

Stinkoman: WHAT?

1-up: It's just...well...wouldn't it be funny if a long time ago he had a different...you know...version of him...that had some weird accent people could barely understand?

Stinkoman: THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, 1-UP, DON'T THINK LIKE THAT. HERE'S A PICTURE OF COACH Z:

1-up: That looks pixelated.

Stinkoman: WELL THE CAMERA WE USED WAS LIKE 200 YEARS OLD...SO IT MADE HIS PICTURE LOOK LIKE THAT...BUT WE USE A DIFFERENT CAMERA NOW...ANYWAY WE HAVE NO ACTUAL PICTURES OF THE SLIDE...WELL HE NEVER TOLD US HIS NAME BUT WE CALL HIM THE SLIDE. SO COACH Z JUST ANIMATED ONE FOR US...CHECK THIS OUT.

Stinkoman: YEAH COACH Z HAS NO FRIENDS OR ANIMATING SKILLS...ANYWAY...THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER...CHANCES ARE I DON'T SEE THE REST OF THEM...NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE ENEMIES...OK...LATER GUYS, AND REMEMBER, I NEED A CHALLENGE SOON! THIS IS GETTING BORING!

[edit] 20x6. Vs. 1936

Stinkoman: YEAH, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CHALLENGES RECENTLY...BUT I WANNA TELL YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED. I MET THIS OLD BLACK AND WHITE GUY A WHILE BACK. HE LOOKS LIKE THIS:

Stinkoman: CONSIDERING HIS APPEARANCE, I THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY DUMB AT FIRST...HE JUST LOOKED SO DUMB...AND HE HAD SUCH A DUMB NAME...BUT THEN HE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD WHEN I WAS USING AN ATTACK...AND I GOT HIT BY A SPITBALL.

1-up: (laughs)

Stinkoman: SHUT UP! ANYWAY...AFTER HE KIND OF HURT MY EYE...HE TURNED OUT TO BE COOL...OF COURSE HE CALLS IT SPIFFY...BUT STILL...HE HAS THIS DANCE THING...AND HE USED TO HAVE A DOG...THOUGH I'M NOT SURE WHAT A DOG IS...

1-up: That guy kind of looked like me...the black and white guy...he was short but he had a hat...and...shoes...

Stinkoman: LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE HATS AND SHOES.

1-up: That's not what I meant though. How did he get here?

Stinkoman: I'M NOT SURE...HE JUST CAME...WHEN I WAS PRACTICING FOR A CHALLENGE!!

1-up: Oh ok...well...anyway...I'm hungry...

Stinkoman: LET'S GO GET PAN PAN AND GET CHICKEN SOUP WITH AN DUMPLING!

1-up: And then a dinner crunch!

[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine

Stinkoman: I'M BACK...AND STUFFED...AFTER DINNER I QUESTIONED 1-UP ABOUT HOW HE THOUGHT HE WAS ALIKE WITH THAT GUY BEFORE...HE THOUGHT MAYBE HE HAD BEEN THE SAME GUY BEFORE...OR SOMETHING...ANYWAY...I THOUGHT HE NEEDED THERAPY...BUT ALL THE SAME...SOMETIMES I FEEL MOMENTS LIKE THAT...SO I WENT AND FOUND THIS PHONE, RIGHT? I CALLED INTO THE PAST...YOU KNOW...AN EVERYDAY HOBBY...BUT I CALLED MARZIPAN'S PHONE NUMBER.

1-up: You mean the highschool cheerleader?

Stinkoman: YEAH...ANYWAY SOME GIRL'S ANSWERING MACHINE CAME UP...AND IT SAID SHE WAS MARZIPAN...BUT SHE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE MARZIPAN...ANYWAY...IT SOUNDED LIKE THE WRONG NUMBER...SO I LEFT HER A MESSAGE IF SHE WOULD GIVE ME A CHALLENGE...AND THEN...WELL...THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. ANYWAY, LATER, 1-UP AND I ARE GOING TO FIND MORE ABOUT THAT PAST STUFF...I DON'T REALLY CARE BECAUSE I DON'T THINK ANYONE FROM THE PASTS IS ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE...BUT 1-UP SURE SEEMS TO CARE...

1-up: Yeah, I do...It'd be cool if there were other forms of us!

Stinkoman: MAYBE COACH Z CAN BUILD US A TIME MACHINE...

[edit] Halloween

1-up: This halloween was bad! I didn't get to do anything!

Stinkoman: I LEFT YOU HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T GET CAPTURED! IT'D BE BETTER IF I UNCOVERED YOUR PAST FOR YOU...WITHOUT YOU THERE...

1-up: Well, what happened anyway?

Stinkoman: COACH Z BUILT THE THING...I WENT BACK IN TIME AND WENT TO SOME GUY'S HOUSE...GOT SOME CANDY...TURNED SUPER STRONG AND STUFF...AND THEN LEFT.

1-up: How does that have to with my past?

Stinkoman: I DUNNO, BUT IT WAS COOL SO WHO CARES?

1-up: I wanna know more!

Stinkoman: FINE...HERE'S SOME PICTURES I TOOK.

Stinkoman: I MANAGED TO GET THAT RIGHT BEFORE I LEFT...

1-up: That tall guy looks kind of like me! The one with the wrestling mask looks just like you! And that big guy just looks like Coach Z!

Stinkoman: NO...BUT THE GUY WITH THE GLASSES LOOKS LIKE COACH Z...MAYBE THIS PASTS THING IS RIGHT...MAYBE THEY ALL WANT CHALLENGES!

1-up: Maybe they live pretty much regular lives.

Stinkoman: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

1-up: I mean...if theirs is different...like...maybe they don't fight or anything...

Stinkoman: UH, YOU'RE DUMB. ANYWAY, THE BUBBLE GUY LOOKS LIKE PAN PAN EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT A BEAR. JUST THE LOOK. HE LOOKS LIKE PAN PAN.

1-up: Yeah, maybe. So this past thing is getting more complicated...

Stinkoman: BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A CHALLENGE IN DAYS! I'M GOING TO GO DIG FOR ONE.

[edit] Time Capsule

Stinkoman: HEY EVERYONE I'M BACK...OK STINKOMAN HEADQUARTERS IS EMPTY...PAN PAN MUST BE PLAYING VOLLEYBALL...WITH HIM AS THE VOLLEYBALL...

1-up: I'm here!

Stinkoman: I'M SORRY.

1-up: ...Anyway, tell everyone what happened!

Stinkoman: WHAT HAPPENED? OH RIGHT, IT DIDN'T TURN OUT TO WELL. IT WASN'T TOO GOOD. I WAS EATING DIRT, AND THEN I FOUND THIS POWER CRUNCH...AND I ATE IT AND I GOT ALL BIG...AND THEN...I FELT MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE ME...LIKE A NUMBER ONE JAM...AND 1-UP FOUND A GROSS OLD WIG.

1-up: It was cool! But do you think they'll believe us? It seems kind of unlikely.

Stinkoman: YEAH, I TOOK A PICTURE.

Stinkoman: 1-UP HADN'T BEEN THERE AT THAT TIME...I'M NOT SURE HOW I GOT THAT PICTURE TAKEN...BUT I DID...ANYWAY THAT MEANS, LIKE, ALL THE PAST MANS ARE LIKE BURYING THINGS...1-UP GOT LUCKY THOUGH...MOST THINGS FROM THE PAST IN TIMEBOXES USUALLY GET DUG UP IN ABOUT THREE OR FOUR DAYS...WHICH IS WHY I NEVER FOUND A TIME BOX BEFORE...

1-up: I think I found the first one, it was cool.

Stinkoman: YEAH, WELL, I'M GONNA GO FIND A CHALLENGE...SEE YA LATER...

1-up: Can I come, too?

Stinkoman: IF YOU LIKE FIGHTING...

1-up: Yeah!

[edit] Stinkobad

Stinkoman: SO HERE I AM AGAIN AND THIS TIME...I STILL DIDN'T GET ANY CHALLENGES! BUT ME, 1-UP AND PAN PAN LOOKED AT THAT PICTURE AND...WELL BASICALLY I AM THAT GUY WITH THE WRESKLING MASK, ONLY MY HEAD IS A LITTLE BEAN, I HAVE BIG EYES, NO THUMBS, I'M SHINY, I HAVE ROBOT BOOTS, AND MY MOUTH IS BIGGER WHEN IT'S OPENED, AND SMALLER WHEN IT'S CLOSED...IF YOU CHANGED THAT I'D BE LIKE EXACTLY THE SAME...CHECK THIS OUT...BY LOOKING UP 'PASTS' ON THE INTERNET, I MANAGED TO FIND A PICTURE OF THE SAME GUY...IT SAID LIKE STRONG RAD OR STRONG BAD OR SOMETHING...COMPARE THE TWO PICTURES.

Stinkoman: IT'S WEIRD...JUST STUDY THE SIMILARITIES...WHILE I GO EAT AND LOOK FOR CHALLENGES.

1-up: Already done?

Stinkoman: YEAH, I'M HUNGRY. BUT NEXT TIME, I'LL SHOW YOU THE SIMILARITIES OF 1-UP AND THAT TALL GUY! AND THEN MAYBE PAN PAN...AND THE BUBBLE GUY...

[edit] Cool sites

Stinkoman: HEY GUYS! SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN A WHILE...IT'S JUST...I WAS LOOKING AT SOME COOL SITES SO I WASN'T HERE...WELL 1-UP WAS URGING ME TO GET MORE INFORMATION ON THE WEB...

1-up: Yep!

Stinkoman: BUT I STUMBLED ACROSS A COUPLE OF SITES! ONE WAS CALLED DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOT KYLEMASTER DOT COM OR SOMETHING...AND THEN THE OTHER WAS HOMESTARRUNNER DOT COM, WHICH I ONLY LOOKED A BIT OF...YOU KNOW...THERE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH CHALLENGES...