Tire

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Revision as of 13:08, 20 September 2005

The population: the Tire

The Tire forms the complete population of Strongbadia, and was the "indigenous peoples" before the land was colonized by Strong Bad. Due to its status as the entire population of Strongbadia, it has earned a place on the country's flag and anthem, and even stars in two video games. Strong Bad has a strong affinity for the Tire and feels a need to protect it, to the point where he installed a security system around it. To date, the system (which is composed of a touch-activated electrical charge and the BearShark) has kept The Cheat from touching the Tire.

The Tire has been utilized for purely commercial ends. It was featured in Senorial Day with the words "LOW SAViNGS" painted on its sidewall for the "Bubsotathon" advertisement. And, for the purposes of promoting Mount RidesPlace USA in theme park, The Tire is anthropomorphized into Poppy the Tire, one of the Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots.

The Tire is currently employed as a weatherman on Strongbadia's local newscast.

In the future, the Tire will win "the title" from Strong Mad in September of 2005. And, though the sport for which "the title" is to be contested is undetermined, the loss of "the title" will lead to a revengeful rematch between Strong Mad and the Tire dubbed "TireMadness."

Complete Filmography

• Debut: i rule
• flag day
• ghosts
• Awexome Cross, originally in monster truck
• date
• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
• 2 years
• local news
• colonization
• monument
• theme park (represented by Homestar Runner as Poppy the Tire)
• other days
• pizzaz
• animal
• Population: Tire
• Senorial Day
• bottom 10