The Couch
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There are conflicting stories regarding why the couch sports its duct tape patch, as revealed in the email [[couch patch]]. Strong Bad says that he cut a hole in the couch with a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] to hide his [[Aztec]] [[gold]], whereupon the couch "unleashed a stench of biblical proportions". Furthermore, it was at that moment when Strong Bad realized that his "Aztec gold" was nothing more than a sack full of oil filters. The stench was so bad, Strong Bad says, that he had to call in [[Has Matt?|a Hazmat team]] to hose him down. | There are conflicting stories regarding why the couch sports its duct tape patch, as revealed in the email [[couch patch]]. Strong Bad says that he cut a hole in the couch with a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] to hide his [[Aztec]] [[gold]], whereupon the couch "unleashed a stench of biblical proportions". Furthermore, it was at that moment when Strong Bad realized that his "Aztec gold" was nothing more than a sack full of oil filters. The stench was so bad, Strong Bad says, that he had to call in [[Has Matt?|a Hazmat team]] to hose him down. | ||
| - | Strong Sad insists that the patch had its origins when [[Lil' Strong Bad]] thought that American track athlete [[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman named "Carla Lewis", and that "she" was "hott". Lil' Strong Bad wrote his feelings for Lewis on the couch with a [[Permanent Marker]]. Strong Bad presumably put the patch on the couch when he found out the truth about Carl Lewis, to cover up the embarrassing writing. | + | Strong Sad insists that the patch had its origins when [[Lil' Strong Bad]] [[Gender Confusion|thought]] that American track athlete [[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman named "Carla Lewis", and that "she" was "hott". Lil' Strong Bad wrote his feelings for Lewis on the couch with a [[Permanent Marker]]. Strong Bad presumably put the patch on the couch when he found out the truth about Carl Lewis, to cover up the embarrassing writing. |
An "anonymous" member of the community (actually [[Coach Z]]) insists that the couch is patched because of an unfortunate dinner party one night. Allegedly "doo doo meat" was served in the evening's gumbo, and soon the Coach had to puke. He then [[Puking|puked]] in a rip in the couch, which has now been professionally sealed for obvious reasons. Coach Z is filled with remorse and shame for vomiting in the couch, and Strong Bad vehemently denies having put doo doo meat in the gumbo. | An "anonymous" member of the community (actually [[Coach Z]]) insists that the couch is patched because of an unfortunate dinner party one night. Allegedly "doo doo meat" was served in the evening's gumbo, and soon the Coach had to puke. He then [[Puking|puked]] in a rip in the couch, which has now been professionally sealed for obvious reasons. Coach Z is filled with remorse and shame for vomiting in the couch, and Strong Bad vehemently denies having put doo doo meat in the gumbo. | ||
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*Email [[best thing]] | *Email [[best thing]] | ||
*Email [[more armies]] | *Email [[more armies]] | ||
| + | *Email [[bike thief]] | ||
*[[Toikey TV]] | *[[Toikey TV]] | ||
*[[Happy Dethemberween]] | *[[Happy Dethemberween]] | ||
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*[[Baddest Of The Bands]] | *[[Baddest Of The Bands]] | ||
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] | *[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] | ||
| - | *[[8- | + | *[[8-Bit is Enough]] |
*[[Fish Eye Lens]] | *[[Fish Eye Lens]] | ||
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] | *[[I Killed Pom Pom]] | ||
[[Category:Furniture|Couch, The]] | [[Category:Furniture|Couch, The]] | ||
Current revision as of 13:15, 17 March 2022
The Couch is an orange sofa with a duct tape patch on the right back cushion in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. It appears that Strong Bad sleeps on the couch. This is where Strong Bad does his couch mumbling and where Homestar Runner enjoys spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. Strong Bad has a lot of eggs that he keeps in the couch.
There are conflicting stories regarding why the couch sports its duct tape patch, as revealed in the email couch patch. Strong Bad says that he cut a hole in the couch with a Big Knife to hide his Aztec gold, whereupon the couch "unleashed a stench of biblical proportions". Furthermore, it was at that moment when Strong Bad realized that his "Aztec gold" was nothing more than a sack full of oil filters. The stench was so bad, Strong Bad says, that he had to call in a Hazmat team to hose him down.
Strong Sad insists that the patch had its origins when Lil' Strong Bad thought that American track athlete Carl Lewis was a woman named "Carla Lewis", and that "she" was "hott". Lil' Strong Bad wrote his feelings for Lewis on the couch with a Permanent Marker. Strong Bad presumably put the patch on the couch when he found out the truth about Carl Lewis, to cover up the embarrassing writing.
An "anonymous" member of the community (actually Coach Z) insists that the couch is patched because of an unfortunate dinner party one night. Allegedly "doo doo meat" was served in the evening's gumbo, and soon the Coach had to puke. He then puked in a rip in the couch, which has now been professionally sealed for obvious reasons. Coach Z is filled with remorse and shame for vomiting in the couch, and Strong Bad vehemently denies having put doo doo meat in the gumbo.
[edit] Notable Appearances
- Email invisibility
- Email morning routine
- Superbowl Dealie
- Email sibbie
- Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
- Email couch patch
- Bug In Mouth Disease
- Email death metal
- Email best thing
- Email more armies
- Email bike thief
- Toikey TV
- Happy Dethemberween
- Sloshybowl
- Rotten Eggs
- Email rated
- Homestar Ruiner
- Strong Badia The Free
- Baddest Of The Bands
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
- 8-Bit is Enough
- Fish Eye Lens
- I Killed Pom Pom
