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{{toonnav|Shorts|baloneyman|Somber Vacation|The Next Epi-Snowed}}
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[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it."]]
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[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah... 'Shaped' like there's a bite taken out of it!"]]
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The return of the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]]!
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The return of the Baloney Sammich truck!
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, [[Angels|Angel]] Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, Angel Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}
'''Places:''' [[The Field]]
'''Places:''' [[The Field]]
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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s> Dusty Novels 99<small>&cent;</small>" and a drawing of a lemon. There are books in front of him, with spider webs on them}''
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''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s>Dusty Novels";There are books in front of him, that have spiderwebs on them}''
'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.
'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.
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''{The jingle gets louder}''
''{The jingle gets louder}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' BAH-lo-NEH!
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'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ba-lo-ney!
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''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both it and Strong Sad off screen}''
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''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both of them off screen}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! It's the baloneym'n! ''{eagerly}'' What should I get, what should I get?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Its the baloneym'n! ''{Very happy}'' What should I get, what should I get?
''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''
''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?
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''{Pause; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''
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''{Slight paused; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''
'''BUBS:''' The sequel!
'''BUBS:''' The sequel!
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''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise; A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''
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''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise;A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me, cool me, cool me down?  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me cool me cool me down?  
'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!
'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain! ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, thats the stuff.
''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''
''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''
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'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?
'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?
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'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta pick your battles.
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'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know...just let it go. You gotta' pick your battles.
''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''
''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''
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''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''
''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{beginning to be sarcastic}'' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.
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'''BUBS:''' Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slightly insulted}'' Yeaah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.
''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''
''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{more sarcastic}'' Yeeeeaaah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -d part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.
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'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -ed part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.
''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''
''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, ''{angrily}'' shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yeah.''' ''{angrily}'' Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!
''{Another close view of Bubs}''
''{Another close view of Bubs}''
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'''BUBS:''' Yeah&mdash;
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'''BUBS:''' Yea-
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''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town, who appears to be sinking very slowly, and Bubs}''
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''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town and Bubs}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything&mdash;
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything-
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'''BUBS:''' Mmhmm.
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'''BUBS:''' Mhmmm.
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Two of everything&mdash;
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' And two of everything-
'''BUBS:''' Yep.
'''BUBS:''' Yep.
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything&mdash;
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything-
'''BUBS:''' Okay.
'''BUBS:''' Okay.
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'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!
'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Then hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''meltin' ''over here!
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!
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''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has mustard smeared on his forehead}''
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''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has a yellow substance smeared on his forehead}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.
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''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''
''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, ''what'' are you talking about?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, '''what''' are you talking about?
''{Cut to Homestar}''
''{Cut to Homestar}''
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''{Cut back to Homestar}''
''{Cut back to Homestar}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!  
''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''
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''{After a few seconds, noises stop; Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''
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''{After a few seconds, noises stop;Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!  
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhhhh!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh!
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''{Another beep is heard; Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''
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''{Another beep is heard;Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''
   
   
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'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a-
'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!  
'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!  
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'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the-
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'''BUBS:''' Outta' that one too!
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'''BUBS:''' I'm outta' that one too!
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'''COACH Z:''' Ah, then gimme a&mdash;
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'''COACH Z:''' Then gimme the one-
'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!
'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!
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'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''
'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''
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'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its paces.
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'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its bases.
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''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again; Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''
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''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again;Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''
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'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!  
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'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta' mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!  
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''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck; Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''
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''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck;Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''
'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!
'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!
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''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck and stops}''
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''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past.  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your wordly theme song serve as a reminder, that you probably have a really sketchy pass.  
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''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, lying next to his broken novel stand}''
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''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, laying next to his broken novel stand}''
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Strong Sad, you'll make ''millions''!  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously Strong Sad, you'll make millions!  
''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''
''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''
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===Explanations===
===Explanations===
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.
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*To [[wiktionary:put through its paces|put something through its paces]] means to test the ability or skill of a person or system.
 
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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* When the toon was first released, the lower-left sandwich changed several times during the toon. It was later changed so that it displayed the "Taste Tested" sandwich throughout the entire toon.
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*The lower-left-most sandwich changes several times during the toon.
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**Initially, it was labeled "Dog Food" sandwich but was shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
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**Initially, it is labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but is shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
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**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" had bread in the shape of a dog bone.
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**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" has bread in the shape of a dog bone.
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**The only scene in which the "Taste Tested" sandwich originally appeared was when Bubs and Homestar were discussing it.
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**During the scene where Homestar and Bubs discuss the "Taste Tested" sandwich, it appears in this location.
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*The toons preview for this short doesn't show the line of mustard on Strong Bad's head and still has "Dog Food Sandwich" in the lower-left corner.
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*At the time Bubs is conversing with The King of Town, he apparently has on hand at least <!-- 1+2+3+(5*6)=36 -->36 of everything. Since Bubs has at least six varieties of sandwich (not including the "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich"), he would have at least <!-- (1+2+3+(5*6))*6=216 -->216 sandwiches in his truck (<!-- (1+2+3+(5*6))*7=252 -->252 if "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich" is counted).
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**If Dog Food sandwich variety, which is no longer present in the toon, is counted, he has at least <!-- (1+2+3+(5*6))*8=288 -->288 sandwiches in his truck.
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*When Bubs is talking to the King of Town, a faint hum can be heard on Bubs' initial three responses.
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**A similar incident occurred when Homestar almost has his "Migraine Time" in [[Play Date]].
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Here comes the Baloneyman!"
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===Goofs===
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*After the toon zooms out, the King of Town's left eye does not move as he melts.
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[[Image:LefteyeKOTBaloneymangoof.png|thumb|"All but my left eye is meltin' over here!"]]
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*The outline of the baloney on the sandwich with the bite in it overlaps the outline of the bread in all scenes except the scene where Homestar contemplates ordering it.
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===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*The Baloney Sammich Truck was first seen in [[Weclome Back]], as Bubs' summer job, then seen again in [[Happy Dethemberween]] as the Dethemberween [[Thnikkaman]]'s "unmarked" van.
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*The Baloney Sammich Truck was last seen in [[Weclome Back]].
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*Bubs [[getting run over|runs over]] Strong Sad and his bookstand.
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*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
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*The term "warbly" was also used to describe a campfire song in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
 
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
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*Strong Bad asking for something to "cool me cool me cool me down" echoes his similar line, "hose me hose me hose me down", in [[couch patch]].
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*Strong Bad's line "cool me cool me cool me down" is possibly a reference to his "hose me hose me hose me down" in [[couch patch]].
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*Homestar's bike and wearing his hat backward are references to [[bike thief]].
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*The bite taken out of the "Taste Tested" sandwich is reminiscent of the [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], which featured a similar "bite mark".
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*[[Cricket noises]] can be heard while Homestar is trying to explain summer talk to Strong Bad.
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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{{extlinks|baloneyman|14453|swf=baloneytruck|youtube=jPno9bR_Bo4}}
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*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
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*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
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*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]
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