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<line start="1667" end="1690" speaker="princeoftown" voiceover="voiceover">What's all the commotion about?</line> | <line start="1667" end="1690" speaker="princeoftown" voiceover="voiceover">What's all the commotion about?</line> | ||
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| - | <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...said the | + | <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...said the svelte, young Prince of Town.</strongbad> |
</line> | </line> | ||
<line start="1721" end="1749"> | <line start="1721" end="1749"> | ||
| - | <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...said the | + | <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...said the svelte, young Prince of Town.</strongbad> |
<princeoftown>And who's this weirdo in the duckie shirt?</princeoftown> | <princeoftown>And who's this weirdo in the duckie shirt?</princeoftown> | ||
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<line start="18" end="29" speaker="strongbad">ONE TWO THREE FOUR!</line>
<line start="30" end="56">
<strongbad><em>(singing) EMAIL IS AWESOME! EMAIL IS WEIRD!</em></strongbad>
<sfx>guitar</sfx>
</line>
<line start="57" end="80">
<strongbad><em>EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD!</em></strongbad>
<sfx>guitar</sfx>
</line>
<line start="81" end="156">
<strongbad><em>And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL... uh!</em></strongbad>
<sfx>guitar</sfx>
</line>
<line start="168" end="229" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to" dajede--</line>
<line start="230" end="245" speaker="strongbad">Wait a minute!</line>
<line start="247" end="254" speaker="sfx">smack!</line>
<line start="255" end="270" speaker="strongbad">There we go!</line>
<line start="271" end="285" speaker="strongbad">"Hey there, Strong Bad!"</line>
<line start="286" end="317" speaker="strongbad">"I was wondering. How long have you known Homestar?"</line>
<line start="318" end="362" speaker="strongbad">"Is there some sort of flashback that could describe how and when you guys met?"</line>
<line start="363" end="393" speaker="strongbad">"Your Fan, Jon, No Hamsters"</line>
<line start="400" end="424" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I got flashbacks alright, Jon.</line>
<line start="425" end="471" speaker="strongbad">I'm like, Discount Flashback Warehouse over here.</line>
<line start="473" end="549" speaker="strongbad">But this particular flashback has way too much historical significance to be shown in anything but</line>
<line start="550" end="586" speaker="strongbad">WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN.</line>
<line start="588" end="620" speaker="strongbad">Left side: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!</line>
<line start="622" end="637" speaker="strongbad">Right side: WOOOOOOAHH--</line>
<line start="638" end="655" speaker="strongbad">Whuh? What are you doin' over there?</line>
<line start="656" end="715" speaker="homestar">Oh, I'm pretty much here every week. It's just that usually I'm behind the black.</line>
<line start="716" end="750" speaker="strongbad">Guess I should start... lookin' to the right more often.</line>
<line start="751" end="777" speaker="homestar">In fact, I think I might live here.</line>
<line start="778" end="838" speaker="strongbad">I don't think so. If you lived here, you'd have less non-broken bones.</line>
<line start="841" end="870" speaker="strongbad">And more crushed spirits.</line>
<line start="871" end="883" speaker="homestar">Yes, sir.</line>
<line start="888" end="901" speaker="strongbad">Frame shift left:</line>
<line start="902" end="927">
<strongbad>WOOOOOOAAHHH!</strongbad>
<homestar>See ya after the flashback!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="931" end="956" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad meets the Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="967" end="987" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everyone loves Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="988" end="1002" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everyone loves Strong Bad.<br/>He is an okay guy.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1065" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">One day Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the moon with his pal, the Coach Z.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1088" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He won a million to three.</line>
<line start="1095" end="1155">
<bookstrongbad>You see, 3 is clearly a smaller number than a million.</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1157" end="1183" speaker="coachz">Ooooooh. Now I understand.</line>
<line start="1188" end="1246" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">They flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country, USA.</line>
<line start="1249" end="1282">
<coachz>I'ma go shower up!</coachz>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said the Coach Z.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1285" end="1310">
<bookstrongbad>Gross!</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1311" end="1319">
<bookstrongbad>Gross!</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said Strong Bad.</strongbad>
<bookstrongbad>Shut up!</bookstrongbad>
</line>
<line start="1328" end="1366" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Walking home, Strong Bad came upon a big ol' egg.</line>
<line start="1370" end="1382" speaker="bookstrongbad">Waaaaaaaaagh!</line>
<line start="1388" end="1432">
<bookstrongbad>I wonder what's inside.</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">thought tiny-handed Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1441" end="1500">
<bookhomestar>Hello! How do you like my egg, Mr. Strong Bad?</bookhomestar>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said a voice from behind.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1505" end="1540">
<bookstrongbad>Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">asked No-shirt.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1542" end="1577">
<bookhomestar>I'm The Homestar Runner!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said the duckshirt.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1578" end="1607">
<bookhomestar>I'm The Homestar Runner!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said the duckshirt.</strongbad>
<bookhomestar>Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete.</bookhomestar>
</line>
<line start="1609" end="1645" speaker="bookstrongbad">Well I folk say you're a terrific liar!</line>
<line start="1646" end="1665" speaker="bookstrongbad">Well I folk say you're a terrific liar!<br/>This is plainly my egg.</line>
<line start="1667" end="1690" speaker="princeoftown" voiceover="voiceover">What's all the commotion about?</line>
<line start="1693" end="1720">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...said the svelte, young Prince of Town.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1721" end="1749">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...said the svelte, young Prince of Town.</strongbad>
<princeoftown>And who's this weirdo in the duckie shirt?</princeoftown>
</line>
<line start="1753" end="1789" speaker="bookhomestar">I'm the Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a teriffic--</line>
<line start="1790" end="1846" speaker="bookstrongbad">Prancibald over here says this egg belongs to him, when I found it first.</line>
<line start="1850" end="1889" speaker="princeoftown">We'll settle this with a ten-step footrace.</line>
<line start="1890" end="1968" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And so they all gathered for a ten-step footrace. The slim and trim young Prince of Town explained the rules.</line>
<line start="1971" end="2028" speaker="princeoftown">Whoever goes the most distance in ten steps, will be the winner!</line>
<line start="2030" end="2049" speaker="marzipan">Ready-and-set-and-go-now.</line>
<line start="2050" end="2074" speaker="bookhomestar">One, two, three, four, five, six...</line>
<line start="2082" end="2118" speaker="bookstrongbad">Keep up the pace. Gotta break 4:40.</line>
<line start="2125" end="2135" speaker="bookhomestar">Ten!</line>
<line start="2147" end="2194" speaker="princeoftown">And the Duckie-man is the winner. Loser gets the egg.</line>
<line start="2195" end="2200" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2204" end="2220" speaker="bookhomestar">WHAAAAT??!!?</line>
<line start="2224" end="2246" speaker="bookstrongbad">Hooray a-for me!!</line>
<line start="2247" end="2280" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And so Strong Mad helped to break open the egg.</line>
<line start="2284" end="2322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks.</line>
<line start="2330" end="2343" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And a The Cheat!!!!</line>
<line start="2354" end="2391" speaker="bookstrongbad">Awesome! My very own a The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2395" end="2462" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And so, The Cheat mashed play on an extremely expensive jambox with high-speed dubbing</line>
<line start="2463" end="2497">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and everybody put their weight on it!</strongbad>
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2498" end="2614" speaker="sfx">music continues</line>
<line start="2615" end="2640" speaker="strongbad">So that's pretty much how it all went down, huh?</line>
<line start="2642" end="2682" speaker="homestar">Oh, yes. Read me another one! Another one!</line>
<line start="2683" end="2749" speaker="strongbad">Ohhhhh, very well. This one's called The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw!</line>
<line start="2750" end="2758" speaker="sfx">Compy beeps</line>
<line start="2759" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">What the- whoa! Would ya look at that! One hundred emails.</line>
<line start="2816" end="2859" speaker="strongbad">I had no idea. I lost count around 51!</line>
<line start="2862" end="2908" speaker="strongbad">Well, I suppose I should do something to celebrate... uh...</line>
<line start="2912" end="2944" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! I'll say email one hundred times!</line>
<line start="2946" end="3530" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">says "Email" one hundred times</line>
<line start="3531" end="3567" speaker="strongbad">Oo. I'm pa-- I'm parched.</line>
<line start="3570" end="3588" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">coughs</line>
<line start="3589" end="3603" speaker="strongbad">I need a glass of water.</line>
<line start="3604" end="3615" speaker="sfx">Compy beeps</line>
<line start="3631" end="3673" speaker="strongbad">Come on down to Discount Flashback Warehouse.</line>
<line start="3674" end="3692" speaker="strongbad">I've got this season.</line>
<line start="3693" end="3705" speaker="strongbad">Last season.</line>
<line start="3706" end="3729" speaker="strongbad">Even stuff I've just made up!</line>
<line start="3733" end="3771" speaker="strongbad">How can I make these prices any lower?</line>
<line start="3775" end="3826" speaker="strongbad">Just ask for me, the guy that works here at the flashback place.</line>
<line start="3837" end="3884" speaker="marzipan">Woo hoo, Strong Bad, woo hoo. I've almost caught up with you.</line>
<line start="3885" end="3921" speaker="marzipan">I only have ninety more answering machines to go.</line>
<line start="3935" end="3974" speaker="oldstrongbad">Well done, my doppelgänger! stop</line>
<line start="3975" end="4035" speaker="oldstrongbad">By the time you read this telegrammaparcel, I'll be long dead! stop</line>
<line start="4036" end="4088" speaker="oldstrongbad">Therefore, I've enclosed half of my moustache herein. stop</line>
<line start="4089" end="4156" speaker="oldstrongbad">I bid you good tidings, and may you continue to flummox those less fortunate than you!</line>
<line start="4170" end="4206" speaker="cardgage">Many combolations, Elizagerth.</line>
<line start="4208" end="4249" speaker="cardgage">I hope you get all my... particles.</line>
<line start="4253" end="4274" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume=".8">Man, so cool!</line>
<line start="4283" end="4340" speaker="princeoftown">Will no one claim this lifetime supply of fishsticks?</line>
<line start="4357" end="4395" speaker="homestar">Happy hundredth birthday, Strong Bad!</line>
</transcript>
