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  <line start="14" end="35" speaker="marzipan">Listen out, Life Blossoms!</line>
  <line start="35" end="84" speaker="marzipan">Today, for Career Day, we have a very special visitor.</line>
  <line start="84" end="112" speaker="homestar">Is it that social worker again?</line>
  <line start="113" end="143" speaker="marzipan">No, no. That's all taken care of. The charges were dropped.</line> 
  <line start="143" end="232" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, please welcome the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil's own Space Captainface!</line>
  <line start="232" end="257" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Yaaaaay!</line>
  <line start="257" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Great Planets, kids!</line>
  <line start="276" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Your frumpy schoolmarm, here, has asked me to talk to you today about—</line>
  <line start="317" end="351" speaker="marzipan">I didn't ask you! You paid <em>me</em> to let <em>you</em> talk.</line>
  <line start="351" end="359" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Shut up.</line>
  <line start="359" end="392" speaker="strongbad">—talk to you today about an exciting career in...</line>
  <line start="392" end="432" speaker="strongbad"><em>Space Travel!</em></line>
  <line start="433" end="450" speaker="strongmad">BOOR-ING!</line>
  <line start="450" end="482" speaker="homestar">Did you bring us any candy, police-fire-man?</line>
  <line start="482" end="550" speaker="homsar">You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!</line>
  <line start="551" end="579" speaker="strongbad">And now, without further you talking,</line>
  <line start="579" end="646" speaker="strongbad">some moving images to distract you long enough for your teacher to take a nap, drink, or smoke-break.</line>]]

  <line start="669" end="695" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yep">SPASAF Propaganda present—</line>
  <line start="695" end="715" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—SAF Indoctrination Films proudly—</line>
  <line start="715" end="732" speaker="announcer" voiceover="still yes">—AF Mind Control Films—</line>
  <line start="732" end="760" speaker="announcer" voiceover="again with the yes">—SBASAF Edumacational Films presents:</line>
  <line start="760" end="790" speaker="announcer" voiceover="and so it goes">What's <em>Your</em> Captainface?</line>

  <line start="815" end="847" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Kids, have you ever wondered who that mysterious man</line>
  <line start="847" end="877" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">in the picture you mother hides under her pillow is?</line>
  <line start="884" end="912" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">No, it's not your real father!</line>
  <line start="912" end="955" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Why, it's SBASAF First Lieuteneral Space Captainface!</line>
  <line start="955" end="1000" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">But what <em>is</em> a Space Captainface? And what does it do?</line>
  <line start="1007" end="1020" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Mmm, <span style="visibility:hidden">let me get back to you on that one.</span></line>
  <line start="1020" end="1043" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Mmm, let me get back to you on that one.</line>
  <line start="1051" end="1104" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Blast-off Day. And Space Captainface anxiously awaits the all-clear from Mission Control,</line>
  <line start="1105" end="1142" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">along with his trusty on-board mechanic and college roommate,</line>
  <line start="1143" end="1147" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Strap Coopermore!</line>
  <line start="1148" end="1158">
    <announcer voiceover="yes">Strap Coopermore!</announcer>
    <thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="1162" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">Great Planets, Strap!</line>
  <line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">What's taking so long?</line>
  <line start="1205" end="1272" speaker="strongbad">That spy satellite the insidious Italian space program put into orbit ain't knock itself out!</line>
  <line start="1277" end="1285" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1286" end="1290" sfx="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1291" end="1336" speaker="tedaverill" voiceover="yes">Come in, Space Captainface. This is Mission Control.</line>
  <line start="1338" end="1363" speaker="tedaverill" voiceover="yes">Space Captainface, do you read?</line>
  <line start="1366" end="1430" speaker="strongbad">Uh, yeah. I've been talking to you all ding-dang-dong morning, Flight Engineer Ted Averill!</line>
  <line start="1432" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">What's the hold-up?</line>
  <line start="1446" end="1477" speaker="tedaverill">We're ready to initiate pre-launch talks<span style="visibility:hidden">about whether or not we should start the initial pre-pre-launch breakfast sandwiches</span></line>
  <line start="1478" end="1499" speaker="tedaverill">We're ready to initiate pre-launch talks about whether or not we should start<span style="visibility:hidden">the initial pre-pre-launch breakfast sandwiches</span></line>
  <line start="1500" end="1506" speaker="tedaverill">We're ready to initiate pre-launch talks about whether or not we should start the initial<span style="visibility:hidden">pre-pre-launch breakfast sandwiches</span></line>
  <line start="1507" end="1511" speaker="tedaverill">We're ready to initiate pre-launch talks about whether or not we should start the initial pre-<span style="visibility:hidden">pre-launch breakfast sandwiches</span></line>
  <line start="1512" end="1515" speaker="tedaverill">We're ready to initiate pre-launch talks about whether or not we should start the initial pre-pre-<span style="visibility:hidden">launch breakfast sandwiches</span></line>
  <line start="1516" end="1534" speaker="tedaverill">We're ready to initiate pre-launch talks about whether or not we should start the initial pre-pre-launch breakfast sandwiches</line>
  <line start="1535" end="1540" speaker="tedaverill" volume="0.7">followed by...</line>
  <line start="1541" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">I say <em>"Meteors!"</em> to all your pre-launchery.</line>
  <line start="1585" end="1610" speaker="strongbad">T-minus the heck out of Dodge, Strap!</line>
  <line start="1612" end="1620" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1631" end="1650" sfx="sfx">engine rumbling</line>
  <line start="1651" end="1663" sfx="sfx" volume="1.2">engine rumbling</line>
  <line start="1664" end="1670">
    <sfx volume="1.3">engine rumbling</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.8">air rushing</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1671" end="1675">
    <sfx>engine rumbling</sfx>
    <sfx>air rushing</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1676" end="1679">
    <sfx volume="0.8">engine rumbling</sfx>
    <sfx volume="1.3">air rushing</sfx>
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  <line start="1680" end="1692">
    <sfx volume="1.4">whoosh</sfx>
    <sfx volume="0.9">air rushing</sfx>
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  <line start="1693" end="1707" sfx="sfx" volume="0.7">air rushing</line>
  <line start="1708" end="1757" speaker="tedaverill">...agreed on the design for the back of the official mission T-shirts w-</line>
  <line start="1763" end="1815" speaker="tedaverill">Oh, mostly dang. Looks like I'm fired again.</line>
  <line start="1815" end="1817" sfx="sfx">squish</line>
  <line start="1818" end="1824">
    <sfx>squish</sfx>
    <sfx>buzzing</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1827" end="1885" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Breaking the rules is just one of Space Captainface's many job responsibilities.</line>
  <line start="1886" end="1900" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And let's not forget <span style="visibility:hidden"> bucking the system, rabble-rousing and assaulting superior officers.</span></line>
  <line start="1901" end="1917" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And let's not forget bucking the system, <span style="visibility:hidden"> rabble-rousing and assaulting superior officers.</span></line>
  <line start="1918" end="1929" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And let's not forget bucking the system, rabble-rousing <span style="visibility:hidden"> and assaulting superior officers.</span></line>
  <line start="1930" end="1960" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And let's not forget bucking the system, rabble-rousing and assaulting superior officers.</line>
  <line start="1962" end="1994" sfx="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1995" end="2003" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Space!</line>
  <line start="2004" end="2049" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Defined by scientists as the coolest place in the universe</line>
  <line start="2050" end="2064" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">to throw up.</line>
  <line start="2068" end="2083" speaker="thecheat">vomiting</line>
  <line start="2084" end="2105" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, nice one, Strap!</line>
  <line start="2107" end="2138" speaker="strongbad">That one looks like the MacAlpine Nebula!</line>
  <line start="2139" end="2164" sfx="sfx">siren</line>
  <line start="2165" end="2177" speaker="strongbad">Great Planets!<span style="visibility:hidden"> We must be approaching the spy satellite! Suit up, Strap.</span></line>
  <line start="2178" end="2204" speaker="strongbad">Great Planets! We must be approaching the spy satellite!<span style="visibility:hidden"> Suit up, Strap.</span></line>
  <line start="2205" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">Great Planets! We must be approaching the spy satellite! Suit up, Strap.</line>
  <line start="2236" end="2262" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Second in importance only to his aftershave</line>
  <line start="2266" end="2299" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">is a Space Captainface's new-type space suit.</line>
  <line start="2300" end="2304" sfx="sfx">ding</line>
  <line start="2305" end="2329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">It's the only thing protecting his sweet can</line>
  <line start="2331" end="2354" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">from the harmful effects of the mysterious</line>
  <line start="2359" end="2405" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes" volume="1.2">cosmic rays!</line>
  <line start="2407" end="2462" speaker="strongbad">Space downs! They have a spy camera pointing directly at Strong Badia.</line>
  <line start="2465" end="2490" speaker="strongbad">Ready with the counter-intelligence.</line>
  <line start="2532" end="2613" speaker="strongbad">Those superior bicycle makers will never find out our cheat codes and barbecue sauce recipes now, Strap!</line>
  <line start="2616" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Strap?</line>
  <line start="2631" end="2664" speaker="thecheat">excited The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2666" end="2687" speaker="strongbad">Strap!</line>
  <line start="2696" end="2715" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">chuckling</line>
  <line start="2717" end="2747" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, is there something you'd like to add?</line>
  <line start="2751" end="2763" speaker="homestar">Umm, teacher,<span style="visibility:hidden"> if spaceman makes bafroom in his pants, does he go boom?</span></line>
  <line start="2764" end="2793" speaker="homestar">Umm, teacher, if spaceman makes bafroom in his pants,<span style="visibility:hidden"> does he go boom?</span></line>
  <line start="2794" end="2811" speaker="homestar">Umm, teacher, if spaceman makes bafroom in his pants, does he go boom?</line>
  <line start="2813" end="2860">
    <homsar sfx="sfx">laughing</homsar>
    <strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
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  <line start="2861" end="2902">
    <strongbad>Shut up, you little worse-than-homeschoolers! Show some respect!</strongbad>
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    <strongmad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
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  <line start="2903" end="2941">
    <strongbad>What kind of question is that to ask a Strong Badian hero?</strongbad>
    <homsar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homsar>
    <strongmad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
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  <line start="2942" end="2995">
    <strongbad>(laughing) Spaceman make bafroom in his pants does he go boom?</strongbad>
    <homsar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homsar>
    <strongmad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
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  <line start="2996" end="3041">
    <strongbad>Actually, a pretty funny question, now that I think about it at length.</strongbad>
    <homsar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homsar>
    <strongmad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
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  <line start="3042" end="3068">
    <strongbad>I've often wondered myself what-</strongbad>
    <homsar volume="0.8" sfx="sfx">laughing</homsar>
    <strongmad volume="0.8" sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar volume="0.8" sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
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  <line start="3069" end="3131">
    <strongbad>what would happen if I was to make bafroom... in my pants!</strongbad>
    <homsar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homsar>
    <strongmad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
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  <line start="3132" end="3147">
    <strongbad>I might go boom!</strongbad>
    <homsar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homsar>
    <strongmad volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
    <homestar volume="0.7" sfx="sfx">laughing</homestar>
  </line>
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