Strong Bad Email Intros
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Revision as of 15:00, 2 July 2005
Strong Bad usually sings a crazy song before he reads an email. This page lists them all.
| Number | Intro | Listen | |
| 1 | some kinda robot | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. | |
| 2 | homsar | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... | |
| 3 | butt IQ | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. | |
| 4 | homestar hair | I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... | |
| 5 | making out | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. | |
| 6 | depressio | I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. | |
| 7 | halloweener | I am going to check my email. | |
| 8 | brianrietta | I remember the time when I checked my email. | |
| 9 | i love you | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. | |
| 10 | trevor the vampire | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. | |
| 11 | i rule | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... | |
| 12 | credit card | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. | |
| 13 | i she be | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... | |
| 14 | duck pond | Must...check...email... | |
| 15 | the basics | Everybody...check your email... | |
| 16 | band names | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... | |
| 17 | studying | Whoa! Electronic mail! | |
| 18 | stand-up | Something has compelled me to check my email. | |
| 19 | tape-leg | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... | |
| 20 | spring cleaning | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go! | |
| 21 | cartoon | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. | |
| 22 | sb_email 22 | Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... | |
| 23 | little animal | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! | |
| 24 | the bird | Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... | |
| 25 | super powers | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. | |
| 26 | CGNU | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. | |
| 27 | 3 Wishes | I got an email. I got an awesome email. | |
| 28 | 1 step ahead | This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one. | |
| 29 | superhero name | All these...emails...I don't understand. | |
| 30 | 12:00 | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. | |
| 31 | sugarbob | Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email. | |
| 32 | flag day | Rabilla dabilla check e-mail. | |
| 33 | gimmicks | Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity... | |
| 34 | weird dream | Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems. | |
| 35 | sisters | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? | |
| 36 | guitar | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... | |
| 37 | dullard | Mmmmm... fresh emails... | |
| 38 | helium | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. | |
| 39 | property of ones | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. | |
| 40 | vacation | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... | |
| 41 | invisibility | I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking! | |
| 42 | action figure | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! | |
| 43 | little questions | All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad? | |
| 44 | lures & jigs | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... | |
| 45 | techno | It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. | |
| 46 | your friends | E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 47 | new hands | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... | |
| 48 | ghosts | Boy, is it ever Monday. | |
| 49 | theme party | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! | |
| 50 | 50 emails | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. | |
| 51 | website | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! | |
| 52 | island | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. | |
| 53 | comic | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. | |
| 54 | morning routine | Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. | |
| 55 | cheat talk | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. | |
| 56 | current status | Oh! The e-mail! | |
| 57 | japanese cartoon | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. | |
| 58 | dragon | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female. | |
| 59 | marzipan | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. | |
| 60 | huttah! | Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email. | |
| 61 | monster truck | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... | |
| 62 | interview | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. | |
| 63 | fingers | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! | |
| 64 | english paper | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. | |
| 65 | unused emails | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! | |
| 66 | the show | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! | |
| 67 | autobiography | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. | |
| 68 | caper | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. | |
| 69 | personal favorites | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? | |
| 70 | big white face | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! | |
| 71 | 2 emails | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. | |
| 72 | crazy cartoon | I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. | |
| 73 | mascot | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. | |
| 74 | privileges | Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! | |
| 75 | funny | Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. | |
| 76 | sibbie | Email! Email! Email! Email! | |
| 77 | suntan | met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail! | |
| 78 | anything | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. | |
| 79 | the process | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. | |
| 80 | stunt double | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. | |
| 81 | date | Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. | |
| 82 | impression | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. | |
| 83 | labor day | Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. | |
| 84 | kids' book | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. | |
| 85 | 2 years | Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! | |
| 86 | no loafing | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! | |
| 87 | mile | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— | |
| 88 | couch patch | I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe | |
| 89 | local news | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. | |
| 90 | colonization | Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. | |
| 91 | caffeine | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! | |
| 92 | kind of cool | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? | |
| 93 | army | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. | |
| 94 | video games | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. | |
| 95 | the bet | Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! | |
| 96 | lackey | So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. | |
| 97 | monument | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. | |
| 98 | stupid stuff | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. | |
| 99 | different town | Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail | |
| 100 | flashback | ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! | |
| 101 | car | The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool. | |
| 102 | lunch special | Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you. | |
| 103 | haircut | Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above. | |
| 104 | theme park | Everybody love this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. | |
| 105 | replacement | Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email. | |
| 106 | dangeresque 3 | Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand... | |
| 107 | cheatday | Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. | |
| 108 | pom pom | Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house. | |
| 109 | crying | I'm not going to sing an email song this week e- … Oh. Never mind. | |
| 110 | for kids | I guess I should do the thing that I do. | |
| 111 | other days | I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt. | |
| 112 | old comics | Let's get it over with! With the e-mail style, get it over with! | |
| 113 | pizzaz | Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad! | |
| 114 | the facts | I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. | |
| 115 | time capsule | Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email. | |
| 116 | extra plug | Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email... | |
| 117 | montage | Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo. | |
| 118 | virus | I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. | |
| 119 | animal | Alright! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails. | |
| 120 | radio | I got miles and miles of the e-mail style. Miles and miles of the e-mail style. | |
| 121 | part-time job | A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls! | |
| 122 | dreamail | Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew... | |
| 123 | origins | This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors. | |
| 124 | secret recipes | Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA... | |
| 125 | rock opera | Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC | |
| 126 | best thing | You got to e-mail, just to stay alive! | |
| 127 | long pants | And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman? | |
| 128 | rampage | Email, check it, come on, come on, y'all. Email check it, come on, come on, y'all. | |
| 129 | garage sale | Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! | |
| 130 | do over | Strong Bad Email, makes money! Strong Bad Email, gets paid! | |
| 131 | boring (really) | {rapping} E-mail theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka e-mail wit' me, SB, y'all! | |
| 132 | modeling | Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email! |
Introductions for DVD Emails
| Number | Intro | Listen | |
| 1 | Greeting Cards | Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time! | |
| 2 | E-mail Birds | OK, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. | |
| 3 | Videro Games | There comes a time, when you read a certain email. |
