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| - | '''Strong Bad''' is one of the most well-known characters in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. He started out as the villain who tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before [[Homestar Runner]]. In the manner that minor characters become [[Wikipedia:breakout character|breakout characters]], he's now less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief, with his irascible sarcasm and rough voice seeming to make him ever more popular with fans of the website. | + | '''Strong Bad''' is the most dangerous Mexican in history of world. He started out as a character from [[Wikipedia:Mucha Lucha|Mucha Lucha]]. |
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| - | He [[Strong Bad Email|answers emails]] with a passion, and will [[Poorly Written Emails|make fun]] of their grammar, punctuation, and spelling—although he's not overly worried about [[Strong Bad's Spelling|his own]]. He also hates to be asked about [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|how he manages to type with boxing gloves on]]. He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: '''[[DELETED]]!!''' He also writes, illustrates, and narrates the series of [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics.
| + | Strong Bad is the middle child of [[Wikipedia:Kelsey Grammar|Sideshow Bob]]. His is the dominatrix and he loves to pop them bitches. He states that both of his brothers are retarded in the email [[imaginary]], one of the very few true insults he has ever made. He's often abusing his kids, kicking [[The Cheat]]'s balls, prank-calling [[Wikipedia:Pawn Stars|Pawn Stars]], or tormenting [[Wikipedia:Kip Winger|Winger]] (although it's been hinted that they sucked so bad ever since they were younger). Although he seems to hate niggers, he enjoys the company of [[Bubs]], the bluest black guy on the planet and [[Strong Mad]] (the human bulldozer). |
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| - | Strong Bad is the middle child of [[The Brothers Strong]]. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around. He states that both of his brothers are "galactically incapable of having friends" in the email [[imaginary]], one of the very few true insults he has ever made. He's often abusing Homestar, [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking]] [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|prank-calling]] [[Marzipan]], or [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|tormenting]] [[Strong Sad]] (although it's been hinted that they [[The Secrets That I Keep|got along]] when they were younger). Although he seems to dislike or positively loathe most people, he enjoys the company of [[Bubs]], The Cheat (his ever-diligent lackey), [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Mad]] (his older brother), and, [[Strong Bad and Pom Pom's Relationship|to a lesser extent]], [[Pom Pom]]. | + | |
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| | [[Image:Baby strong bad.png|thumb|"That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!"]] | | [[Image:Baby strong bad.png|thumb|"That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!"]] |
| - | Strong Bad has boxing gloves for hands (which always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), round green eyes, and a red [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask with a blue diamond and black markings for a head (as confirmed in [[some kinda robot]]). Although he claims that his mask is his face, he once removed it in [[the chair]]. This act caused him a lot of pain but no lasting visible damage. His mask is most likely his face, however, considering that his skull contains the outline of his mask design, and many other clues. He possibly has stretchy skin, as he appeared to stretch the mask from behind [[Le Restige]]. His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter "o". Most of the time, Strong Bad's mouth is in a slight frown, but there are occasions where he [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]]. He also wears shiny black pants and red boots. He usually doesn't wear a [[Strong Bad Wearing A Shirt|shirt]]; according to him, it's better to [[suntan|show off his abs]]. | + | Strong Bad has oven mitts for hands, round green testicles, and a red face with a blue plastic piece of shit and a Batman symbol for a pair of glasses (as confirmed in [[some kinda robot]]). |
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| - | Strong Bad rules the land of [[Strong Badia]], a barren field behind the [[Wikipedia:Dumpster (term)|dumpsters]] that is completely devoid of any sentient life. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "[[holy crap]]", though he hates when people use the word crap when [[Crapfully Yours|signing emails]]. He frequently mangles words, as seen in [[army]]. ("We're a one man army. Er, a three man one-y. [[Three-to-one marny]]?") It has also been [[road trip|implied]] that he wets the bed, a fact that he attempts to [[Blatant Lies|cover up]] with little success. However, he seems to sleep instead on the couch in his [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|basement]], frequently [[Couch Mumbling|mumbling]] video game titles, sometimes holding a bag of [[Potate]]. Strong Bad also seems to collect [[eggs]], as seen in [[morning routine]], and he keeps them in [[The Couch]].
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| - | Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a [[Crimes committed by Strong Bad|criminal mastermind]], a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscle man]], and totally popular with the [[Strong Bad's Ladies|ladies]], though there is little evidence of any of these claims, and no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unaffected with his delusions of grandeur. He is convinced that Marzipan likes, or has a crush on, him when in fact she "[[marzipan|really [doesn't] like him at all]]." Due to his delusional opinions about himself, much of what Strong Bad says is [[Blatant Lies|obviously untrue]]. But Strong Bad also seems to state that he is uncool as seen in [[pizzaz|the email pizzaz]].
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| - | He loves to listen to [[Limozeen]], [[Taranchula]], and [[Peter Frampton]]. He seems to dislike any band that isn't considered [[Heavy Metal|metal]], such as [[sloshy]], as seen towards the end of [[concert]]. He enjoys watching [[Caleb Rentpayer]]. He also enjoys doing [[caper|Jumble puzzles]] and [[The Interview|baking]]. His love for [[Strong Bad's Technology|older technology]] such as cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games and laserdiscs, and the titles of events such as "[[monster truck|Awexome Cross '98]]", and "[[TrogdorCon '97]]" suggest that Strong Bad is "living in the past". Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like [[Wikipedia:8-track cartridge|8-Tracks]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|TVs that lost their essence in the '70s]], and the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|Nintendo Entertainment System]]. Most of the time, he heads over to [[Poker Night at the Inventory|The Inventory]] to hang out with his fellow video game enthusists and even a few game characters themselves.
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| - | [[Image:StrongBad 3D variation.PNG|thumb|Check out all 3 of my glorious D's!]]
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| - | Strong Bad has sung many self-proclaimed hit singles, his most popular being "[[Everybody to the Limit]]", which The Cheat made an animated music video of. He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series "[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]".
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| - | He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]], though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles, and often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and [[other days|burns his bills]] with his [[BMW Lighter]]. His financial troubles might be partly due to his high electric bill, which he claims to be $70,000 in [[environment]]. His dream job, as stated in [[from work]], is to be a 2nd 2nd assistant space whale scrubber.
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| - | Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been [[sb_email 22|banned from the UK]], and often [[little questions|ridicules non-English speakers]] on their e-mails. In [[Homestar Ruiner]], Strong Bad says that he hates the Swedes and later makes jokes at their expense, though he did say he should get married to the sender of [[magic trick]], possibly partly because she's Swedish. He also does not get on well with [[Dislike of Old People|old people]] or [[for kids|children]], although he claims to have children of his own, including Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman, at [[Trailer Home|his second secret home]] where he goes by the name [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]]. He doesn't appear to care much for those children either, or perhaps he does and truly believes that "you got to be firm."
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| - | As evidenced in [[stand-up]], Strong Bad once did [[Wikipedia:standup comedy|stand-up comedy]] as a kid. He apparently wasn't very good, as he tried to make up jokes instead of using natural comedy or rehearsed jokes. However, he doesn't like talking about his act, because his pants fell down in front of the audience, and he ran away embarrassed.
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| - | Strong Bad also made his own band in [[Baddest Of The Bands]] which was known as [[Bands in Baddest Of The Bands|DÖI]]. In it, Strong Bad does the vocals, [[the King Of Town]] plays guitar, and [[Homsar]] is on the theremin. Strong Bad didn't really pick who was in this band, as after he signed everyone else up, these two were the only characters left to be in the band.
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| - | Strong Bad also receives mailed letters and items at his mailbox outside his house. On the side of the mailbox is printed "sb_snailmail.exe", which is a parody of "strongbad_email.exe", the computer command he used to use to check his email.
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| - | *'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]]
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| - | *'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
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| - | *[[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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| - | == Strength ==
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| - | [[Image:StrongBadPushups.png|thumb|Strong Bad by name, but not by nature.]]
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| - | There is highly conflicting evidence regarding Strong Bad's strength. For the most part, it is implied that Strong Bad is actually very weak and out of shape and that "Strong Bad" is merely his name and not an accurate description: In the email [[lady fan]], he is unable to do even a single push-up, and states that he used to be able to do only four. In addition, the paper on Strong Bad's desk in the [[Homestar Quiz]] reads "Strong Bad isn't so strong after all. If he tried hard, which of the following could he lift?", and lists the choices as "an ounce", "a weak", "a week", and "pepper". Strong Sad has stated on [[Strong Sad's Lament|his blog]] that Strong Bad's punches do not hurt, compared against Strong Mad's that do. In [[Homestar Ruiner]], Strong Bad is completely incapable of matching Pom Pom's time in the Race to the End of the Race, and can only beat Coach Z's time by ''heavily'' cheating. In the email [[pom pom]], Pom Pom easily beats up Strong Bad when he attempts to poke Pom Pom with a pin.
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| - | On the other hand, in the email [[car]], Strong Bad demonstrates the ability to punch Homestar hard enough to hit and crack the wall, and in the email [[secret identity]], he literally tosses both Homestar and the King of Town out of his house. He can also easily pick up and carry the supposedly 42-pound [[Lappy 486]], and is quite adept at [[kicking The Cheat]] (hinted in [[Where's The Cheat?]] to weigh about 18 pounds). Also in [[Compy Catalog]] Strong Bad easily throws roughly 450 pounds (204.12 kg) of pennies onto his mailbox. In the email [[lady...ing]], Strong Bad picks up and throws an anvil. It is possible that, like Homestar's "[[Lack of Visible Arms|arms]]", Strong Bad's true strength may be purposely ambiguous. In contrast, Strong Mad holds the upper hand in strength over all of The Brothers Strong.
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | [[Image:Strong Bad Eyes Closed.PNG|thumb|"Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight and try and heighten your other senses."]]
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| - | *Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and their original role as tag team wrestlers, came from the [[Nintendo]] video game [[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]] created by Data East U.S.A. in 1986. In this game, one of the teams is called "The Strong Bads."
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| - | *Apparently, Strong Bad is able to survive, stand up, and even talk, with a hole blasted in his head, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and the email [[lady...ing]].
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| - | *As evidenced in the e-mail [[your funeral]], it appears that his eyes will turn black after he dies.
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| - | *He has never completely closed his mouth, and he supposedly has a green tongue.
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| - | *Strong Bad was originally conceived as a masked wrestler because in their childhood, The Brothers Chaps viewed masked wrestlers as the embodiment of evil, making them an ideal choice for an antagonist.
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| - | *As seen by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] and in [[highschool]], his head seems to become more oval-shaped as he grows older.
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| - | *When he is sleeping, he [[Couch Mumbling|mumbles]] names of famous SNES games, such as Super Contra or Chrono Trigger.
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| - | *Strong Bad's head moves around a lot more when he speaks facing away from the camera than when he speaks facing towards it. This is true even when he [[Main Page 23|thinks he is facing the camera]].
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| - | *As of 5 August 2009, Strong Bad has the highest complete filmography of all the characters on the website, appearing in 432 toons.
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| - | **Strong Bad has more appearances than [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Homsar]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Pom Pom]], and [[The King of Town]] combined.
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| - | **Of all the characters' lines on the website, he also has the most lines and the largest collection of [[Quote of the Week|quotes]] for a character.
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| - | *Strong Bad hopes to become a 2nd 2nd Assistant Space-Whale scrubber.
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| - | *Strong Bad has a [["Er" pronounced as "oi"|habit]] of pronouncing certain words with an "uhr" sound the way a stereotypical New Yorker would pronounce them (e.g. he says "soivice" instead of "service" in [[lackey]]).
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| - | *As evidenced in [[from work]], [[dullard]], [[4 branches]], and [[business trip]], Strong Bad is currently employed.
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| - | *At his fastest, Strong Bad types approximately 240 [[Wikipedia:Typing#Words per Minute|words per minute]] (in a segment in [[death metal]]).
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| - | == Relationships ==
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| - | [[Image:SBbrain.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's brain in [[specially marked]]]]
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| - | :''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
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| - | *[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Bubs's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Pom Pom's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and The Poopsmith's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Homsar's Relationship]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad and Senor Cardgage's Relationship]]
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| - | == Variations ==
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| - | [[Image:puppetstrongbad.png|thumb|[[Puppet Stuff|Puppet]] Strong Bad]]
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| - | [[Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|thumb|Tiny-handed Strong Bad with sort of a nose]]
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| - | *[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ([[Old-Timey]])
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| - | *[[Stinkoman]] ([[20X6]])
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| - | *[[Keyboard Strong Bad]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
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| - | *[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Lil' Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Strong Badman]]
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| - | *[[Atari Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Vector Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Wrestleman]]
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| - | *[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]
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| - | *[[Sterrance]]
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| - | *[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]] ([[highschool]])
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| - | *[[Head Bad and Strong Body]] ([[disconnected]])
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| - | *[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Strong Bad]] ([[old comics]])
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| - | *[[Zombie Strong Bad]] ([[your funeral]])
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| - | *[[Poopsmith Strong Bad]] ([[secret identity]])
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| - | *[[Ultimate Strong Bad]] (mixed origins)
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| - | *[[Space Captainface]]
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| - | *[[S. Bad]] ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])
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| - | *[[Devil and Angel Strong Bad]]
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| - | === [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Teen Girl Squad Variations]] ===
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| - | *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad|Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Leprechaun Strong Bad|Leprechaun Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Sir Hotbod Handsomeface|Sir Hotbod Handsomeface]]
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| - | *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad Robot|Strong Bad Robot]]
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| - | === [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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| - | *Homestar as [[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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| - | *Ozone (from the movie [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Breakin']]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Jambi the Genie|Jambi the Genie]] (from [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-wee's Playhouse]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Beetlejuice|Beetlejuice]] in [[Jibblies 2]]
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy (novel)|The Planet on the Cover of ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'']] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|Skull Kid]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
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| - | *{{qotw|"Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"|Unknown|Mirror:sb_airguitar.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap."|[[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake|Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred emails I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"|[[email thunder]] outtake|Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{the entire song proceeds}''|[[alternate universe]]|Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"|[[magic trick]] outtake|Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"|[[your edge]]|Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]|Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"|[[Date Nite]]|Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"|[[rated]]|Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"|[[Blubb-O's Commercial]]|Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."|[[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)|Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"|[[web comics]]|Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..."|[[slumber party]] outtake|mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" '''[[The Cheat]]:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."|[[mini-golf]] outtake|mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]|Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"|[[Field Day Intro]]|Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download}}
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| - | *{{qotw|'''Singers:''' "You and me, babe, livin<!--sic--> for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!"|[[theme song]]|Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane"|Extended version of [[theme song]]'s opening lines (with background music)|Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."|[[portrait]] outtake|Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|The SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar jingle|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."|[[local news]]|Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"|[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake|Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."|[[technology]] outtake|Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."|[[flashback]] outtake|Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|As [[Reynold]]: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." |[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]|Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"You bet! Hit me on the slant!"|[[Senorial Day]]|Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."|[[Where the Crap Are We?]]|Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"|[[rampage]]|Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|Imitating the [[Lappy 486]] startup noise: "Dong DIIING!!!"|[[animal]]|Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"|[[origins]] outtake|Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."|[[kids' book]]|Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"|[[virus]]|Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|Sings the "You're a Girl" song|[[montage]]|Mirror:youreagirl.zip}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."|[[haircut]] outtake|Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|'''With [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"|[[dangeresque 3]]|Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip}}
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| - | *{{qotw|''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''|[[theme park]]|Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip}}
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| - | *{{qotw|'''As [[Li'l Brudder]]''': "I can make it on my own!"|[[crying]]|Mirror:sb_brudder.zip}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"|[[kids' book]] Easter egg [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]]|Mirror:sb_jig.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."|[[labor day]] outtake|Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"|[[privileges]]|Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Possums!"|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]|Mirror:sb_possums.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Why you lazy crap for crap!"|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"This is the quote of the day!"|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_qod.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw| *farts* "You guys, that was a pretty good one."|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_fart.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."|A la [[First Time Here?]]|Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|The Strong Bad Show theme song.|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a messy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"|[[vacation]]|Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|'''Strong Bad:''' "It's that cloc—"<br>'''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."|[[vacation]] outtake|Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."|[[Homestar Quiz]]|Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."|[[original book]] line|Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Matt Equals MATT!!"|[[50 emails]]}}
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| - | == See Also ==
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| - | *[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
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| - | *[[Nicknames#Strong Bad|Nicknames]]
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| - | *[[Peanut Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Senor Cardgage]]
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| - | *[[History according to Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad being lame]]
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| - | *[[Crimes committed by Strong Bad]]
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch Strong Bad's character video]]
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| - | *[[HR:vcr_sb.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's character video]]
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| - | *[[HR:cheatintro.swf|Strong Bad's website]], from [[website]]
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| - | *[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]
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| - | {{Characters|Strong Bad}}
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| - | [[Category:Strong Badia]] | + | Strong Bad rules the land of [[Wikipedia:Mexico|tacos]], a barren field behind the [[Wikipedia:Barrio|dumpsters]] that is completely devoid of any southern and eastern European life. His favorite saying is "FLOCKA", though he hates when people use the word WAKA when signing emails. He frequently mangles words, as seen in [[army]]. ("We're the very best. Er, the very VERY best and we'll shank em in the chest.") |
Strong Bad has oven mitts for hands, round green testicles, and a red face with a blue plastic piece of shit and a Batman symbol for a pair of glasses (as confirmed in some kinda robot).
