Space Program Alternate Take

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Alternate version of the [[space program]] pre-flight check.
Alternate version of the [[space program]] pre-flight check.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}/[[Space Captainface]], {{Film|The Cheat}}/[[Strap Coopmore]]
'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]]
'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]]
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'''Running Time:''' 1:11
'''Running Time:''' 1:11
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=true}} (Easter egg)
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=true}} (Easter egg), {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}} (Easter egg)
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
<div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''<span style="color:#fefd38">Alternate Take</span>'''<br>Cap and Strap perform a pre-<br>launch check before blastoff.<br>Note the closed top and port-<br>hole style of Strap's sound<br>effects turret. Listen for<br>Space Captainface's failed<br>catch phrase "Great Planets!"</div>
<div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''<span style="color:#fefd38">Alternate Take</span>'''<br>Cap and Strap perform a pre-<br>launch check before blastoff.<br>Note the closed top and port-<br>hole style of Strap's sound<br>effects turret. Listen for<br>Space Captainface's failed<br>catch phrase "Great Planets!"</div>
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''{Strong Bad, in his Captain Spaceface costume, walks up to _The Proud Anselmo_. The Cheat, dressed as The Strap, is holding a wrench and working in the enclosed top.}''
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''{Strong Bad, in his Space Captainface costume, walks up to [[The Proud Anselmo]]. The Cheat, dressed as The Strap, is holding a wrench and working in the enclosed top.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap? ''{kicks the paper towel tube, which falls off}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Great planets! ''{Strong Bad leaps into the cockpit}'' Let's have a meh/ no meh on our pre-launch check list.
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''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''
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''{Drum roll starts in the background}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Great planets! ''{leaps into the cockpit}''  Let's have a meh/no meh on our pre-launch check list.
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''{Cut to The Cheat.}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Vinegar- baking soda fuel supply?
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''{Cut to Strong Bad, who is now holding a clipboard. Drum roll starts in the background.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Vinegar-baking soda fuel supply?
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''{Cut to the jug, which drips with white foam.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}''
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Crustless balled up pieces of white bread, I mean, orbs of space food?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Crustless balled up pieces of white bread, I mean, orbs of space food?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''
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''{Cut to four balls of bread in the corner.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}''
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Precious fifteen dollar cargo?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Precious fifteen dollar cargo?
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''{Sound effect of a record scratching. The Cheat throws up his arms.}''
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''{Record scratch as the drumroll ends. Cut to The Cheat, who throws up his arms.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?
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''{Cut to a wide shot.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No meh? What happened to our fifteen bucks?
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''{Cut to The Cheat.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanatory The Cheat noises; holds up "SOUND F/X" CD}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You spent it on a ''{cut to wide shot}'' sound effects CD?  How's that going to get us into space?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What, no meh?  What happened to our fifteen bucks?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanatory The Cheat noises}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explaining The Cheat noises}''
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''{The Cheat plays various laser gun and sci-fi sounds from the CD. Strong Bad looks around in awe.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You spent it on a sound effects CD?  How is that going to get us into space?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Those were awesome! Who needs a million dollars when we can listen to... ''{The Cheat gives the CD case to Strong Bad}'' squeaky water pump whenever we want?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explaining The Cheat noises}'' ''{The Cheat plays various laser gun and sci-fi sounds from the CD}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, those were awesome.  Who needs a million dollars when we can listen to&mdash; ''{The Cheat gives the CD case to Strong Bad}'' squeaky water pump when ever we want.
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''{The Cheat plays squeaky water pump and [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad smiles]].}''
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'''THE CHEAT:'''  ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{The Cheat plays squeaky water pump and [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad smiles]].}''
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==Fun Facts==
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*"Great planets!" is used again in [[Career Day]].

Current revision as of 05:57, 9 November 2022

"How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap?"

Alternate version of the space program pre-flight check.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad/Space Captainface, The Cheat/Strap Coopmore

Places: Strong Badia

Running Time: 1:11

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five (Easter egg), Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD (Easter egg)

[edit] Transcript

Alternate Take
Cap and Strap perform a pre-
launch check before blastoff.
Note the closed top and port-
hole style of Strap's sound
effects turret. Listen for
Space Captainface's failed
catch phrase "Great Planets!"

{Strong Bad, in his Space Captainface costume, walks up to The Proud Anselmo. The Cheat, dressed as The Strap, is holding a wrench and working in the enclosed top.}

STRONG BAD: How is the yuletide reactor holding up, Strap? {kicks the paper towel tube, which falls off}

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noises}

{Cut to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Great planets! {leaps into the cockpit} Let's have a meh/no meh on our pre-launch check list.

{Cut to The Cheat.}

THE CHEAT: {affirmative The Cheat noise}

{Cut to Strong Bad, who is now holding a clipboard. Drum roll starts in the background.}

STRONG BAD: Vinegar-baking soda fuel supply?

{Cut to the jug, which drips with white foam.}

THE CHEAT: {voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}

{Cut back to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Crustless balled up pieces of white bread, I mean, orbs of space food?

{Cut to four balls of bread in the corner.}

THE CHEAT: {voiceover; affirmative The Cheat noise}

{Cut back to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Precious fifteen dollar cargo?

{Record scratch as the drumroll ends. Cut to The Cheat, who throws up his arms.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What?

{Cut to a wide shot.}

STRONG BAD: No meh? What happened to our fifteen bucks?

{Cut to The Cheat.}

THE CHEAT: {explanatory The Cheat noises; holds up "SOUND F/X" CD}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} You spent it on a {cut to wide shot} sound effects CD? How's that going to get us into space?

THE CHEAT: {explanatory The Cheat noises}

{The Cheat plays various laser gun and sci-fi sounds from the CD. Strong Bad looks around in awe.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa. Those were awesome! Who needs a million dollars when we can listen to... {The Cheat gives the CD case to Strong Bad} squeaky water pump whenever we want?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{The Cheat plays squeaky water pump and Strong Bad smiles.}

[edit] Fun Facts

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