Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

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**Throwing [[The Baby]] in the water.
**Throwing [[The Baby]] in the water.
**Talking to the [[Baby Lady]].
**Talking to the [[Baby Lady]].
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**Taking [[Kerreck]]'s belt in the rain.
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**Taking [[Kerrek]]'s belt in the rain.
**Mendelev and Dongolev teaching you how to shoot an arrow.
**Mendelev and Dongolev teaching you how to shoot an arrow.
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**Fighting The Johnka (though you don't actually fight him in the game).
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**Fighting The Jonkha (though you don't actually fight him in the game).
**Naked Ned appearing from behind the tree.
**Naked Ned appearing from behind the tree.
**Rather Dashing's vacation shirt.
**Rather Dashing's vacation shirt.

Revision as of 14:05, 7 February 2005

TROGDOR!!!

Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in a real-life film epic.

Cast (in order of appearance): Rather Dashing, Kerrek, Jhonka, The Red and Blue Knights, Poor Gary, King of Peasantry, Trogdor, Baby Lady, The Baby, Mendelev, Dongolev, Naked Ned, Pterodactyl, The Three Keepers of Trogdor

Contents

Transcript

NARRATOR: It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time. Not really. But still!

{Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game.}

NARRATOR: A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!

{The video game Rather Dashing fades into a real-life version of him.}

RATHER DASHING: Where's my cottage?

{Fade through black to Rather Dashing in his burninated cottage.}

RATHER DASHING: TROGDOR!!!

{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. {Quick clips of a map of Peasantry and peasants being terrorized by Trogdor pass by.} I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

RATHER DASHING: I'll upset YOUR balance, my lord!

KING OF PEASANTRY: Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!

NARRATOR: From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson...

{Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary.}

RATHER DASHING: Easy now Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK.

{He does so, and Gary whinnies and runs away. Cut to inside a cottage.}

LADY PEASANT: Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing.

{Cut to a lake.}

RATHER DASHING: THROW... BABY... ahhh!

{Cut to a forest.}

MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV: Haldo!

MENDELEV: I'm Mendelev...

DONGOLEV: I'm Dongolev...

{We see a shot of Naked Ned peering out from behind a tree.}

BLUE KNIGHT: Rather Dashing? More like Rather Homely!

{We see Rather Dashing eating a meatball sub. Cut back to the Archery. Mendelev is helping him train.}

NARRATOR: A Trog-venture for the whole Trog-Family!

{Cut to the outside of the Inn. Rather Dashing runs out screaming, with the pot of grease over his head. He hits the side of the Inn, and falls down. Cut to the Jhonka, who seems to just be a human beating the ground. Cut to the archery.}

RATHER DASHING: I'm just SO mad at Trogdor...

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

BLUE KNIGHT: Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants!

{Rather Dashing frowns. Cut back to Archery.}

RATHER DASHING: He just goes around burning things and doesn't even care!

{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

BLUE KNIGHT: You don't smell like a peasant...

{Cut to the Kerrek, jumping around. Rather Dashing is next to him, battling him, kills him, and gets his belt. Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}

BLUE KNIGHT: You don't dress like a peasant...

{Cut to Rather Dashing battling the Jhonka. Rather Dashing puts on the peasant clothes.}

{Cut to Trogdor Cave Entrance}..

BLUE KNIGHT: And you certainly aren't ON FIRE {his helmet lid slams shut} like a peasant!

{Cut to the rocky top of Trogdor's Cave. An on-fire Rather Dashing is climbing it. As Rather Dashing maintains grip on top, Trogdor flies in.}

NARRATOR: A quest for adventure! A quest for revenge!

{Trogdor screams and breathes his horrible fire. The Three Guards, who suddenly appear, wave their hands. Cut to the very top of the cave. It's midnight.}

NARRATOR: A quest... for a peasant! Peasant's Quest!

{The Peasant's Quest logo appears. Cut to film creation credits. Cut to the King's Castle.}

KING OF PEASANTRY: And the Trogdor comes... in the night.

RATHER DASHING: Not tonight he doesn't... come... in the night... Trogdor.

{Cut to a 3D-Render of Trogdor. He breathes fire. Cut to the Peasant's Quest Logo.}

Fun Facts

Ending Credits

Trivia

  • This is the single largest Flash file currently available on H*R.com, coming in at a whopping 13.8MB. That's nearly eight times larger than the runner-up, Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams.
  • The ending credits read: 
                        Videlectrix Films
                   in relative association with
                    Thorax Legitimate present
                    
                   "Peasant's Quest: The Movie:
             The Dashing Adventures of Rather Dashing
                     Or Trogdor's Big Movie"
                     
            Matt Chapman   Z. Gillespie   Lucky Yates
          Matt Gribbon   Jackie Chapman   Rene Delefont
        Jonathan Howe   Ryan Sterritt   Christian Danley
editor Ryan Sterritt   cinematographer Ryan Sterritt/Mike Chapman
            original score Mike Chapman/Jonathan Howe
 pterydactyl wrangler Matt Chapman   cartographer R. Craig Zobel
 
                 Directed by Lem Sportsinterviews
  • When Rather Dashing is climbing up the mountain, and you see him from the front, the background is that of the Stone Mountain trail to the top. It is a large granite mountain near Atlanta, near where The Brothers Chaps live.
  • This was labeled as "Super Bowl halftime!!" on the main page, because TBC were putting their main update at halftime of the 2005 Super Bowl.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • The heading "A Lem Sportsinterviews Joint" is a reference to Spike Lee's movies which are called "A Spike Lee Joint."

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