One Two, One Two

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"One, two, one, two...."

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith, Bubs, Strong Sad, Coach Z, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Homsar, Marzipan

Places: The Field, The King of Town's Grill, The King of Town's Castle, Bubs' Concession Stand, Gymnasium, Marshmallow's Last Stand, Club Technochocolate, Bathroom of the Brothers Strong, Outer Space

Date: Monday, May 28, 2007

Running Time:

Page Title: Lookout World!

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two... {continues in background}

{Cut to Strong Mad lifting the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat.}

THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noises}

{Strong Mad replaces the cover; his reflection is clearly visible}

STRONG MAD: Gah!

{This set of sounds continues in the background; cut to The Poopsmith patting a pile of whatsit}

THE POOPSMITH: {noises from the whatsit}

{Noise continues in background again; cut back to Strong Mad.}

STRONG MAD: Gah!

{All three noises are still playing in background; cut to Bubs grinding steaks into sausages}

BUBS: Ah! Rick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a...

{Cut back to The Poopsmith.}

THE POOPSMITH: {noises from the whatsit}

{Cut to a 4-way screen split of the four scenes currently going on, sound effects continue. Then cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z in the gymnasium.}

STRONG SAD: Here I go! {pats his belly to make noise; scoreboard buzzes}

COACH Z: That a boy!

{This continues in the background; cut to The King of Town eating marshmallows.}

KING OF TOWN: {eating noises}

{Eating noises continue in the background; cut back to Homestar Runner walking.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One, two...

{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad.}

COACH Z: That a boy!

{Cut to Pom Pom at Club Technochocolate; he is throwing 100 dollar bills into the air.}

POM POM: {Pom noises}

{Sound effects continue in the background; cut to Strong Bad in the shower, singing.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! Cities at night and I've been dancin! Dancin! Homsar solo!

{All sound effects temporarily cease; cut to Homsar in a nearly black space.}

HOMSAR: AAaAaaaAaAAaAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaaAAaAh!

{All sound effects resume; cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}

MARZIPAN: {guitar riff}

{Sound effects continue; cut to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Look out world! I'm an independent girl! Rollin' around like an {not understandable}! Look out world! I'm an independent girl! {sound effects stop} {out of key} You can meet me down at the arcade! {no longer singing} Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here. {taps the brush he is holding} Is this thing broken?

{fade out}

Fun Facts

Inside References

Keep on Trucking!

• The way Homestar walks is similar to a Weekly Sketchbook image from 2006.
• The starry backround in the Homsar solo was previously seen in an Easter egg in ghosts.

Real-World References

• The way Homestar walks references the iconic "Truckin'" images by Robert Crumb.

External Links

• watch "One Two"
• view the Flash file for "One Two"
• forum thread re: "One Two"