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[[Image:New Paper.png|thumb|350px|Preeow 2.0]]
[[Image:New Paper.png|thumb|350px|Preeow 2.0]]
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'''New Paper''' was the replacement for [[The Paper|the original paper]] after its printer broke in the 173rd email, [[the paper]] (just as foretold in the email [[montage]]). It usually reads:
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'''New Paper''' is the replacement for [[The Paper|The original Paper]] after its printer broke in the 173rd email, [[the paper]] (just as foretold in the email [[montage]]). It usually reads:
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| Click here to email Strong Bad<br><span style="color:#399">strongbad@homestarrunner.com</span>
| Click here to email Strong Bad<br><span style="color:#399">strongbad@homestarrunner.com</span>
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Unlike its predecessor, New Paper came from an inkjet printer capable of printing color, although it was permanently short of ink. It usually featured color pictures of a key from a keyboard reading "@" and Strong Bad's head in an envelope to the left and right of the text, respectively.  Like The Paper, New Paper normally printed out upside-down, yet it was somehow losing ink on its leading edge, rather than the trailing edge.
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Unlike its predecessor, New Paper comes from an inkjet printer capable of printing color, although it is permanently short of ink. It usually features color pictures of a key from a keyboard reading "@" and Strong Bad's head in an envelope to the left and right of the text, respectively.  Like The Paper, New Paper normally prints out upside-down, and as a result it is somehow losing ink on its leading edge, rather than the trailing edge.
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Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance in [[mini-golf]].
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Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance ([[mini-golf]]).
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New Paper was [[death|destroyed]] at the end of [[hremail 3184]] when the [[Lappy 486]] [[explosions|exploded]]. It was briefly replaced with [[Envelope Paper]] for the following email, [[imaginary]], before a new replacement, [[Compé-per]], was adopted by Strong Bad in [[independent]]. The "vvvvvt" is later used as the photo booth's printer in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].
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==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==
==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==
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[[File:the cheat blue mouth.png|thumb|There you go! See? ''That'' was a punchline!]]
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For the next five emails after New Paper's introduction, a [[running gag]] existed involving Strong Bad's displeasure with it. From [[pizza joint]] onward, New Paper has managed to print itself out without any problems, setbacks, or criticisms.
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Beginning with New Paper's introduction and through the five emails that followed, there was a [[running gag]] involving Strong Bad's displeasure with it:
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*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.
*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.
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*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily tells it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever [[Not X|not]] running out of ink.
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*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily asks it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever not running out of ink.
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*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.
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*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that the New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.
*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though you can still click on it to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting.  
*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though you can still click on it to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting.  
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*In [[bike thief]], New Paper is printed with the old Paper's green and white stripe design. This doesn't fool Strong Bad, but he admits it does make him feel "a little better".
*In [[bike thief]], New Paper is printed with the old Paper's green and white stripe design. This doesn't fool Strong Bad, but he admits it does make him feel "a little better".
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New Paper came down in a separate area from Strong Bad in the next two emails ([[pizza joint]] and [[slumber party]]), and so [[web comics]] marked the first time Strong Bad did not take the opportunity to insult it. It then managed to print itself out without any problems, setbacks, or criticisms, until it was beaten up by [[The Paper]] in [[email thunder]].
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Since New Paper came down in a separate room from Strong Bad in [[pizza joint]] and [[slumber party]], [[web comics]] would mark the first time Strong Bad does not take the opportunity to insult it.
==Abnormal Sayings==
==Abnormal Sayings==
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Just like The Paper, New Paper has displayed messages other than the standard "Click here to email Strong Bad" link.
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Just like The Paper, New Paper has displayed messages other than the standard "Click here to e-mail Strong Bad" link.
*In the email [[the paper]], it prints out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar sign above the usual email information, along with the text "but, a butt".
*In the email [[the paper]], it prints out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar sign above the usual email information, along with the text "but, a butt".
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*In the email [[hygiene]], it runs a calibration test as opposed to the usual email information. Clicking on it will produce the usual response.
*In the email [[hygiene]], it runs a calibration test as opposed to the usual email information. Clicking on it will produce the usual response.
*In the email [[environment]], it prints with the text "Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad" and "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink". The pictures have been replaced with small green pine trees with @-symbols inside.
*In the email [[environment]], it prints with the text "Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad" and "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink". The pictures have been replaced with small green pine trees with @-symbols inside.
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*In the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]], [[Podstar Runner|podcast]], and [[YouTube]] versions of Strong Bad Emails, it simply reads, "the end", just like The Paper did in the previously mentioned versions, but with no capitalization. The images of the "@" key and Strong Bad's head in an envelope are present as well.
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*In the [[Podstar Runner]] versions of Strong Bad Emails, it simply reads, "the end," just like The Paper did in the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] and podcast versions, but with no capitalization. The images of the "@" key and Strong Bad's head in an envelope are present as well.
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*In the short [[Place Ya Bets!]], it reads "Place your bets, people!"
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*In the email [[email thunder]], it lists [[Homestar Runner]]'s name and email address (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com) instead of Strong Bad's. It is then beaten up by the returning [[The Paper]].
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[[Category:Papers]]
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[[Category:Items]][[Category:Pseudocharacters]][[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]
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[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]
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