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| - | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|thumb|right|230px|"The Future Is You... Probably"]] | + | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|thumb|right|230px|"The Future is You... Probably"]] |
| - | In addition to normal [[catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.''' | + | In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, the numerous companies throughout the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner universe]] all have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.''' |
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| | ==Appearances== | | ==Appearances== |
| | ===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]=== | | ===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]=== |
| - | *"They'll be [[all up ons]]!" {{--}} [[suntan]] | + | *"They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!" — [[suntan]] |
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| - | ===[[Air Cardgage]]===
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| - | *"This is not what I sagged on for." {{--}} [[diorama]]
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| - | ===[[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]]===
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| - | *"Always [[Be's|be'sing]] and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]]
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| - | *"If you're choosin', you're losin'!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]]
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| - | *"Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]]
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| - | *"If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake." (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]]
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| - | ===[[other days#Easter Eggs|B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist]]===
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| - | *"I think it has to do with trees!" {{--}} [[other days]]
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| - | ===[[Blubb-O's]]===
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| - | *"You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's." {{--}} [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
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| - | *"Come the Heck Down!" {{--}} [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
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| | ===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]=== | | ===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]=== |
| - | *"We 'got' the goods" {{--}} [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
| + | *"We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' Character Page]] |
| - | *"All types of crazy [[crap]]" {{--}} [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
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| - | *"We're always awesome!" {{--}} [[Bubs's Character Video]] | + | |
| - | *"We've Got Everything! [[Twice]]!" {{--}} [[Homestar Ruiner]]
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| - | *"Make yourself Bubsmfortable!" (as Bubsmfort Inn & Suites) {{--}} [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
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| | ===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]=== | | ===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]=== |
| - | *"It's-A Really Old" {{--}} [[privileges]] | + | *"It's-A Really Old" — [[privileges]] |
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| - | ===[[Bull Honkey]]===
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| - | *"Thinnest Can Around!!" {{--}} [[road trip]]
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| | ===[[Cheat Commandos]]=== | | ===[[Cheat Commandos]]=== |
| - | *"[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]" | + | *"Buy all our playsets and toys!" |
| - | *"Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
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| - | *"Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) {{--}} [[An Important Rap Song]]
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| - | ===[[Minor Foods#Cheat Commandos... O's|Cheat Commandos...O's]]=== | + | ===[[Coach Z Ale]]=== |
| - | *"Those aren't O's!" {{--}} [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
| + | *"Differently Lame!" — [[time capsule]] |
| - | *"Those still aren't O's!" {{--}} [[specially marked]]
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| - | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!]]===
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| - | *"Part of this new, tritious breakfast" {{--}} [[specially marked]]
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| - | ===[[bottom 10|Chocozuma's Revenge]]===
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| - | *"14 Desserts in One!" {{--}} [[bottom 10]]
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| - | ===[[city (comma) state]]===
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| - | *"In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the ''easiest'' part of the journey." {{--}} [[independent]]
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| - | ===[[Minor Drinks#coach_z_ale|Coach Z Ale]]===
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| - | *"Differently Lame!" {{--}} [[time capsule]] | + | |
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| | ===[[Cold One]]=== | | ===[[Cold One]]=== |
| - | *"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." {{--}} [[property of ones]] | + | *"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — [[property of ones]] |
| - | *"Straight from the oven!" (Wärm Önes) {{--}} [[property of ones]]
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| - | *"Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!" (Strong Beer Premium [[Alcohol]]ic Cold Ones) {{--}} [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]]
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| - | ===[[Compé]]===
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| - | *"Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]]
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| | ===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]=== | | ===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]=== |
| - | *"The future is you... probably" {{--}} [[CGNU]] | + | *"The future is you... probably" — [[CGNU]] |
| - | *"Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION <strike>e-DAY</strike> TODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) {{--}} [[theme song]]
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| - | ===[[independent#Easter Eggs|Cyber.Comma.Static]]===
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| - | *"In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the ''easiest'' part of the voyage." {{--}} [[independent]]
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| - | ===[[Products from modeling#Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream|Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream]]===
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| - | *"Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" {{--}} [[modeling]]
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| - | ===[[Minor Foods#File Folder Shaped Vitamins|File Folder Shaped Vitamins]]===
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| - | *"Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]]
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| - | ===[[anything#Easter Eggs|Fish Lake]]===
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| - | *"Home of This Fish" {{--}} [[anything]]
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| | ===[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]=== | | ===[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]=== |
| - | *"Seriously, folks, they're the best." {{--}} [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] | + | *"Seriously, folks, they're the best." — [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] |
| - | *"The first one to eat a million, wins." {{--}} [[the show]] | + | *"The first one to eat a million, wins." — [[the show]] |
| - | *"Made from the best stuff!" ([[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]) {{--}} [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]] | + | *"Made from the best stuff!" — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]] |
| - | *"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" {{--}} [[Meet Marshie]] | + | *"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" |
| - | *"Yeah! Still!" {{--}} [[retirement]] | + | *"Yeah! Still!" — [[retirement]] |
| - | *"Why ever drink again?" ([[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]]) {{--}} [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
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| | ===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]=== | | ===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]=== |
| - | *"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" {{--}} [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] | + | *"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] |
| - | *"Look Lively!!" {{--}} [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] | + | *"Look Lively!!" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] |
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| - | ===[[Genghis Khan]] [[lady...ing#Easter Eggs|for Women]]===
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| - | *"Smell like a Warlord!" {{--}} [[lady...ing]]
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| - | ===[[Grampy Aught-Six]]===
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| - | *"Because {{w|Piccadilly Restaurants|Piccadilly}}'s not open 24 hours." {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]]
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| | ===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]=== | | ===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]=== |
| - | *"[[The Geddup Noise|Geddup Noise]] approved!" {{--}} [[geddup noise]] | + | *"Geddup Noise approved!" — [[geddup noise]] |
| - | *"Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!" {{--}} [[geddup noise]] | + | *"Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" — [[geddup noise]] |
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| - | ===[[your edge#Easter Eggs|Have Edge Times Magazine]]===
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| - | *"on the cutting edge of edge-having" {{--}} [[your edge]]
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| - | ===[[Products from modeling#Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks|Homely Boy Brand]] [[Tube Socks]]===
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| - | *"You [[might could]] sleep in one!" {{--}} [[modeling]]
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| - | ===[[Hollerin' Jimmy's]]===
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| - | *"We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) {{--}} [[lackey]]
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| - | *"There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) {{--}} [[Happy Hallow-day]]
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| - | ===[[Hot Jones|Hot Pooey]]===
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| - | *"Oh dear [[Religion|God]], what have we done??" {{--}} [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
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| - | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Hypothetic-O's]]===
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| - | *"Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!" {{--}} [[specially marked]]
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| - | ===[[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]===
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| - | *"Eat 'em like candy!" {{--}} [[time capsule]]
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| - | ===[[Jurvy-Skat]]===
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| - | *"Goodtime Family Fun™" {{--}} [[Family Resemblence]]
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| - | ===[[Lappy 486]]===
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| - | *"Finally, a computer for your lap!" {{--}} [[animal]]
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| - | ===[[Minor Foods#Last Minit Peanut Brittle|Last Minit Peanut Brittle]]===
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| - | *"We really just made it!" {{--}} [[business trip]]
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| | ===[[Litigation Jackson]]=== | | ===[[Litigation Jackson]]=== |
| - | *"The system really works, jerks!" {{--}} [[A Decemberween Pageant]] | + | *"The system really works, jerks!" — [[A Decemberween Pageant]] |
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| - | ===[[Minor Drinks#malinko drinko|Malinko Drinko]]===
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| - | *"Crystal clear like domestic beer!" {{--}} [[rough copy]]
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| - | ===[[Piemonade]]===
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| - | *"Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!" {{--}} [[other days]]
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| - | ===[[Polymascotfoamalate]]===
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| - | *"Ingenuitizing the Future!" {{--}} [[4 branches]]
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| - | ===[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]===
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| - | *"Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" {{--}} [[radio]]
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| - | ===[[Radio Stations and Shows#Public Radio Sounds|Public Radio Sounds]]===
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| - | *"Smooth 'n Smarmy" {{--}} [[radio]]
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| - | ===[[Roomy-Vac]]===
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| - | *"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]]
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| - | ===[[Rough Copy!]]===
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| - | *"Promblem-Packed <!--[sic]; makes fun of the sender's typo--> Action!" {{--}} [[rough copy]]
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| - | ===[[Minor Drinks#sb20|SB<sub>2</sub>O]]===
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| - | *"Pure as a mountain [[goat]]!" {{--}} [[rough copy]]
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| - | ===[[Sbemailiarized Entertainment]]===
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| - | *"Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!" {{--}} [[Sbemailiarized!]]
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| - | ===[[modeling#Easter Eggs|SB Finest Colognac]]===
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| - | *"Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." {{--}} [[modeling]]
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| | ===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]=== | | ===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]=== |
| - | *"Who's got the money?!?" {{--}} [[candy product]] | + | *"Who's got the money?" — [[candy product]] |
| - | *"You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" {{--}} [[candy product]] | + | *"You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" — [[candy product]] |
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| - | ===[[Scarfgirl]]===
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| - | *"fashion AND environmental stuff" {{--}} [[secret identity]]
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| | ===[[Schenectady Crispies]]=== | | ===[[Schenectady Crispies]]=== |
| - | *"I hope I don't get caught!" {{--}} [[labor day]], [[the bet]] | + | *"I hope I don't get caught!" — [[labor day]], [[the bet]] |
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| | ===[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]=== | | ===[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]=== |
| - | *"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" {{--}} [[Senor Mortgage]] | + | *"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — [[Senor Mortgage]] |
| - | *"No Probalo!" {{--}} [[Senor Mortgage]] | + | *"No Probalo!" — [[Senor Mortgage]] |
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| - | ===[[Minor_Foods#Sog dog|Sog Dog]]===
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| - | *"Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!" {{--}} [[environment]]
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| - | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Soundy Puffs]]===
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| - | *"Real sounds in every puff!" {{--}} [[specially marked]]
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| - | ===[[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Stack 'Em to the Heavens|Stack 'Em to the Heavens]]===
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| - | *"The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!" {{--}} [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]]
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| - | ===[[parenting#Easter Eggs|SteaKasTle]]===
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| - | *"We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) {{--}} [[parenting]]
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| - | ===[[Minor Foods#Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]===
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| - | *"It's Light Green!!!" {{--}} [[2 emails]]
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| - | *"Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." {{--}} [[2 emails]]
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| | ===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]=== | | ===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]=== |
| - | *"A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!" {{--}} [[morning routine]] | + | *"A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" — [[morning routine]] |
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| - | ===[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]===
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| - | *"More Rides Than You Or <!--[sic]; "or" should never be capitalized--> Your Grandmother Can Handle!* ([[Mock Disclaimers|*please do not bring your grandmother]])" {{--}} [[theme park]]
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| - | ===[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]===
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| - | *"We're investiga-awesome!" {{--}} [[local news]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
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| - | ===[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]=== | + | ===[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]]=== |
| - | *"GET TO THA POINT!" {{--}} [[pizzaz]] | + | *"More rides than you or your grandmother can handle" — [[theme park]] |
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| - | ===[[Minor Drinks#armpit latte|Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte]]=== | + | ===[[Strong Badia]] Action Cool News 5=== |
| - | *"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." {{--}} [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] | + | *"We're investiga-awesome!" — [[local news]] |
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| | ===[[Styles Upon Styles]]=== | | ===[[Styles Upon Styles]]=== |
| - | *"Steep prices and trees!" {{--}} [[animal]] | + | *"Steep prices and trees!" — [[animal]] |
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| - | ===[[Suudsu]]===
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| - | *"Pure Genius!" {{--}} [[bedtime story]]
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| - | *"Oh my, Suudsu!!" {{--}} [[bedtime story]]
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| | ===[[Suge Brown]]=== | | ===[[Suge Brown]]=== |
| - | *"Don't borrow from thy neighbor!" {{--}} [[best thing]] | + | *"Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" — [[best thing]] |
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| - | ===[[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]]===
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| - | *"Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" {{--}} [[strong badathlon]]
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| - | ===[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|That Clock]]===
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| - | *"Look at it go" {{--}} [[vacation]]
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| | ===[[The Cheatcakes]]=== | | ===[[The Cheatcakes]]=== |
| - | *"Those people go to prison!" {{--}} [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]] | + | *"Those people go to prison!" — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]] |
| - | *"With Real The Cheat Spots!" {{--}} [[stupid stuff]]
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| - | ===[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|The Great Mound]]=== | + | ===[[The King of Town]]'s Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show=== |
| - | *"Bigger than that one in {{w|Ohio}}!" {{--}} [[vacation]] | + | *"Let the King have some!" — [[senior prom]] |
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| - | ===[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]=== | + | ===Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders=== |
| - | *"Let the King have some!" {{--}} [[senior prom]]
| + | *"Whisk Away The Worries!" — [[2 emails]] |
| - | *"For reals this time!" {{--}} [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]
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| - | ===[[for kids#Easter Eggs|The KOT's Good Gravy]]===
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| - | *"I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!" {{--}} [[for kids]]
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| - | ===[[The Show]]===
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| - | *"Chant! Words! Together!" {{--}} [[Non-Sequitur Champion]], [[Punkin Show]]
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| - | ===[[nightlife#Easter Eggs|The Stab Yourself!]]===
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| - | *"Try NOT to stab yourself!" {{--}} [[nightlife]]
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| - | ===[[films from narrator#Things That Go Dump in the Night|Things That Go Dump in the Night]]===
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| - | *"Your goose is cooked." {{--}} [[narrator]]
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| - | ===[[bottom 10|This Brownie Might Kill You]]===
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| - | *"Beware... of Yumminess!" {{--}} [[bottom 10]]
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| - | ===[[Thorax Corporation|Thorax]] [[cheat talk#Easter Eggs|Language Courses]]===
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| - | *"Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" {{--}} [[cheat talk]]
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| - | ===[[Minor Foods#Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]===
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| - | *"Whisk Away the Worries!" {{--}} [[2 emails]] | + | |
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| | ===[[Videlectrix]]=== | | ===[[Videlectrix]]=== |
| | *"We use computers... to make video games!" | | *"We use computers... to make video games!" |
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| - | ===[[Films from narrator#Whined & Dined|Whined & Dined]]=== | + | ===[[Minor Foods|Temporarios]]=== |
| - | *"May the best man whine." {{--}} [[narrator]] | + | *"Because I'm Don't Get Paid!" — [[strong badathlon]] |
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| - | ===[[Radio Stations and Shows#WSBD|WSBD]]===
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| - | *"Several Dozen Listeners" {{--}} [[radio]]
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| | ==See also== | | ==See also== |
| | *[[Catch Phrases]] | | *[[Catch Phrases]] |
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| | + | [[Category:Inside Jokes]] |
| | [[Category:Lists]] | | [[Category:Lists]] |
